pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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wait why do pfork's archives only go back to 1999?

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 15 October 2021 18:52 (two years ago) link

to get to the other slide

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 October 2021 18:53 (two years ago) link

xxp very apt

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 15 October 2021 18:55 (two years ago) link

It's kind of like when Rolling Stone did their 25th anniversary but burnt every copy printed between 1967 and 1969

St. Twel'mo, or the Cuneiform Cyclopedist of Chattanooga (President Keyes), Friday, 15 October 2021 19:03 (two years ago) link

I think that the fact that Phoebe fucking Bridgers made it to the top 30 is enough to make me never want to be associated with "pitchfork readers," even in a loose sense, ever again.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 19:52 (two years ago) link

the readers list is a way more accurate reflection of the pitchfork over the years than any of the editorial lists

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 October 2021 19:56 (two years ago) link

"Use the filters to see which albums people like you voted for."

its potentially interesting to be able to sort the list by demographic info, but framing it that way creeps me out a little bit

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 15 October 2021 20:13 (two years ago) link

MBDTF very popular amongst 25-34 year olds

St. Twel'mo, or the Cuneiform Cyclopedist of Chattanooga (President Keyes), Friday, 15 October 2021 20:19 (two years ago) link

I just adjusted it for my demo, and I wouldn't have voted for a single album listed lol

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 20:42 (two years ago) link

Kind of funny that Madvillain was the most voted for album in Alaska

✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 15 October 2021 20:51 (two years ago) link

that divvy-up-by-demo thing is... bizarre

juristic person (morrisp), Friday, 15 October 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link

Kind of funny that Madvillain was the most voted for album in Alaska

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, October 15, 2021 1:51 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

for some reason i find this totally plausible.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:01 (two years ago) link

when i lived in an isolated rural place, all the "cooler" people listened to a lot of Madvillain and that kind of thing.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:02 (two years ago) link

Depression Cherry by Beach House is the #1 choice in Indonesia. Sophie apparently huge in West Virginia.

Position Position, Friday, 15 October 2021 21:06 (two years ago) link

imagine looking at that list and picking out Phoebe Bridgers as the bad thing

alpine static, Friday, 15 October 2021 21:07 (two years ago) link

Imagine having 25 years of music to choose from and thinking a Phoebe Bridgers record is among the best.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:09 (two years ago) link

Like sorry, that's some cloth-eared bullshit

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:09 (two years ago) link

"45+" is such a drag lmao

licorice in the front, pizza in the rear (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:13 (two years ago) link

Anyone older than Schrieber, get on the iceberg

licorice in the front, pizza in the rear (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:14 (two years ago) link

It all looks like different combos of the same shit(?)

juristic person (morrisp), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:20 (two years ago) link

the data is not worth this wealth of filters

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:21 (two years ago) link

I think 69 Love Songs is the only album on my ballot that made the list... I thought that was a super-Pitchforky choice, but it came in pretty low (#108).

juristic person (morrisp), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:29 (two years ago) link

i actually don't think there's that striking a difference between the age groups really, it's all very "pitchfork stuff" to me

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:48 (two years ago) link

re: phoebe bridgers ranking that high, she's huge among young people so it's not surprising at all?

really, if anything, the results are just boring. i love a lot of the records here so i'd feel a little silly (and condescending) criticizing the website's readership, but there aren't many interesting surprises. i was about to say something like "at least it's not as male dominated as the 2012 people's list!" and then I noticed the top 16 are all men

josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, 15 October 2021 23:51 (two years ago) link

oh, there’s another album I voted for (Big Thief)

juristic person (morrisp), Saturday, 16 October 2021 00:22 (two years ago) link

lana & lorde being the highest placing female artists is just proof that p4k's version of "poptimism" or whatever is pretty boring

ufo, Saturday, 16 October 2021 00:40 (two years ago) link

was surprised to see voters in Hungary went for Vespertine and Untrue, two of my favorite albums of all time

Dan S, Saturday, 16 October 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link

Taylor/Kacey in the top 100 is something that wouldn't have happened a couple of years ago I think?

bespoke sausages (seandalai), Saturday, 16 October 2021 12:38 (two years ago) link

why do I have thoughts idk

bespoke sausages (seandalai), Saturday, 16 October 2021 12:40 (two years ago) link

the geographic breakdown is pretty funny. except for hawaii, literally just the same ten records in different orders

mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Saturday, 16 October 2021 13:17 (two years ago) link

Xpost: I mean you’re pretty much warranted boring results the bigger the sample size.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 16 October 2021 14:54 (two years ago) link

by harnessing the power of big data, we will use analytics to drive decision-making in key sectors

typo hell 13: crypto in insidious, though (Karl Malone), Saturday, 16 October 2021 14:55 (two years ago) link

for all this list's problems, if you compare just the 1996-2011 results of this one to the previous list, this one is a significant improvement

ufo, Saturday, 16 October 2021 22:57 (two years ago) link

Really disappointed Pfork’s review of the new live Coltrane set makes no mention of how much drum-n-bass is derived from this music.

juristic person (morrisp), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 05:05 (two years ago) link

how many shitcats did they give it?

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 13:53 (two years ago) link

lol at calling the very vanilla new charli track 'avant-garde', like there are certainly charli tracks where that's a bit less of a stretch but ... ?

ufo, Friday, 5 November 2021 03:04 (two years ago) link

did they call her "the future of pop" for the 7th year in a row?

alpine static, Friday, 5 November 2021 03:23 (two years ago) link

no but she's not even aspiring to that here for once

ufo, Friday, 5 November 2021 04:12 (two years ago) link

Yes, the two recent singles are less "avant-garde" than anything she's done bar "Sucker", and more anonymous than that album too.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Friday, 5 November 2021 04:33 (two years ago) link

10 + 9.0 = 9.2… guess the math works out

juristic person (morrisp), Friday, 5 November 2021 04:48 (two years ago) link

Glad Pitchfork finally weighed in on Kid A

licorice in the front, pizza in the rear (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 November 2021 06:47 (two years ago) link

Like Bob Dylan post-motorcycle crash, doing everything he could to discourage the press and his fan’s interest only to increase his enigmatic appeal, Yorke struggled against the straitjacket of his band’s grandness only to feel it pull tighter.

Like Bob Dylan post-motorcycle crash, doing everything she could to discourage the press and her voters' interest only to increase her enigmatic appeal, Sinema struggled against the straitjacket of her maverickness only to feel it pull tighter.

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 5 November 2021 14:06 (two years ago) link

hahahaha nooooooo

a (waterface), Friday, 5 November 2021 14:30 (two years ago) link

wait bob dylan wore a straitjacket on a motorcycle? i hope it was listed as a contributing factor in the investigation

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 5 November 2021 14:33 (two years ago) link

https://pitchfork.com/news/vote-now-for-your-favorite-albums-and-songs-of-2021/

Dude… it’s November 9

juristic person (morrisp), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 03:37 (two years ago) link

Like Xmas, now the season starts after Halloween

Vinnie, Wednesday, 10 November 2021 03:54 (two years ago) link

the year's not over for me until next Friday when a fantastic British musician with a one-word name drops their latest album. that's right, I'm a pretty big STING fan

DT, Wednesday, 10 November 2021 05:04 (two years ago) link

GAZCOOMBES

bespoke sausages (seandalai), Thursday, 11 November 2021 12:01 (two years ago) link

lmao, both Elbow and Oasis are dropping records next Friday

imago, Thursday, 11 November 2021 12:17 (two years ago) link


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