pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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SPIN really was a not-terrible mainstream music mag for a while there, sort of half-way between Rolling Stone and CMJ in their coverage

I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 23:07 (four years ago)

make one dawg xp

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 October 2021 23:35 (four years ago)

I learned a fuckton from the stable of writers in the '90s xpost

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 23:40 (four years ago)

Yeah Spin (I think even in the same issue!) introduced me to Basic Channel and Neil Hamburger, can’t be all bad.

And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 23:54 (four years ago)

xpost: speaking of new threads. This thread deserves to be archived and continued in a new thread. It's a pain to open it and show all messages on mobile. There's 18,000+ posts right now.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 00:34 (four years ago)

no locking this thread til the number of posts matches the number in the thread title

grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 00:56 (four years ago)

the 34,985,859,340,293,849,494th pitchfork post celebration and physical fighting thread

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 01:03 (four years ago)

Spin in the early 90s was my Bible

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 02:21 (four years ago)

And the Source, a golden age!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 02:21 (four years ago)

This isn't Pitchfork-specific, but re: their new feature in which musicians name their favorite albums of the past 25 years:

Hamilton Leithauser

Royal Trux’s Accelerator (1998)

(...)On Accelerator, they really struck a remarkable balance between structure and chaos. Every single song is good… I would say it is a “no-skipper.”

This translated to the live show as well. I’ve seen them more than any other band, and the Accelerator tour show at the Cooler in NYC was undoubtedly the top.(...)

I hadn't heard of Hamilton Leithauser (just looked him up), but thought this was a funny/cool detail. I was at that show, and there are comments on the YouTube vid (that someone uploaded), with others saying that they were there... it was a fairly packed room, but I didn't guess at the time it would be one of those "I was there!" shows, like Woodstock, lol

juristic person (morrisp), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 17:15 (four years ago)

i liked this one by far the best, bun b on ok computer and esp zach hill on the mighty u.s. maple's acre thrills

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 23:48 (four years ago)

Hamilton Leithauser isn’t really my style but he has some cool music in him.

Kudos for giving Royal Trux the respect they deserve.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 14 October 2021 00:36 (four years ago)

This feature is good. Someone should poll these selections.

Indexed, Thursday, 14 October 2021 14:35 (four years ago)

Would also be interesting to see how ILXers respond to the prompt

Indexed, Thursday, 14 October 2021 14:49 (four years ago)

ahh right on ham, accelerator rules! that’s cool!

brimstead, Thursday, 14 October 2021 18:22 (four years ago)

Pitchfork readers are dumb too!

https://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/peoples-list-25th-anniversary/

✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 15 October 2021 18:47 (four years ago)

If Radiohead doesn't make top ten 200 I'm done with these guys

St. Twel'mo, or the Cuneiform Cyclopedist of Chattanooga (President Keyes), Friday, 15 October 2021 18:48 (four years ago)

The top 20 is similar to every single “haul” post on vinyl subreddits (aside from older albums of course), and that demographic is younger. So nothing is shocking me here.

Evan, Friday, 15 October 2021 18:52 (four years ago)

wait why do pfork's archives only go back to 1999?

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 15 October 2021 18:52 (four years ago)

to get to the other slide

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 October 2021 18:53 (four years ago)

xxp very apt

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 15 October 2021 18:55 (four years ago)

It's kind of like when Rolling Stone did their 25th anniversary but burnt every copy printed between 1967 and 1969

St. Twel'mo, or the Cuneiform Cyclopedist of Chattanooga (President Keyes), Friday, 15 October 2021 19:03 (four years ago)

I think that the fact that Phoebe fucking Bridgers made it to the top 30 is enough to make me never want to be associated with "pitchfork readers," even in a loose sense, ever again.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 19:52 (four years ago)

the readers list is a way more accurate reflection of the pitchfork over the years than any of the editorial lists

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 October 2021 19:56 (four years ago)

"Use the filters to see which albums people like you voted for."

its potentially interesting to be able to sort the list by demographic info, but framing it that way creeps me out a little bit

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 15 October 2021 20:13 (four years ago)

MBDTF very popular amongst 25-34 year olds

St. Twel'mo, or the Cuneiform Cyclopedist of Chattanooga (President Keyes), Friday, 15 October 2021 20:19 (four years ago)

I just adjusted it for my demo, and I wouldn't have voted for a single album listed lol

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 20:42 (four years ago)

Kind of funny that Madvillain was the most voted for album in Alaska

✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 15 October 2021 20:51 (four years ago)

that divvy-up-by-demo thing is... bizarre

juristic person (morrisp), Friday, 15 October 2021 20:52 (four years ago)

Kind of funny that Madvillain was the most voted for album in Alaska

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, October 15, 2021 1:51 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

for some reason i find this totally plausible.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:01 (four years ago)

when i lived in an isolated rural place, all the "cooler" people listened to a lot of Madvillain and that kind of thing.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:02 (four years ago)

Depression Cherry by Beach House is the #1 choice in Indonesia. Sophie apparently huge in West Virginia.

Position Position, Friday, 15 October 2021 21:06 (four years ago)

imagine looking at that list and picking out Phoebe Bridgers as the bad thing

alpine static, Friday, 15 October 2021 21:07 (four years ago)

Imagine having 25 years of music to choose from and thinking a Phoebe Bridgers record is among the best.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:09 (four years ago)

Like sorry, that's some cloth-eared bullshit

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:09 (four years ago)

"45+" is such a drag lmao

licorice in the front, pizza in the rear (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:13 (four years ago)

Anyone older than Schrieber, get on the iceberg

licorice in the front, pizza in the rear (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:14 (four years ago)

It all looks like different combos of the same shit(?)

juristic person (morrisp), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:20 (four years ago)

the data is not worth this wealth of filters

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:21 (four years ago)

I think 69 Love Songs is the only album on my ballot that made the list... I thought that was a super-Pitchforky choice, but it came in pretty low (#108).

juristic person (morrisp), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:29 (four years ago)

i actually don't think there's that striking a difference between the age groups really, it's all very "pitchfork stuff" to me

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:48 (four years ago)

https://www.34st.com/article/2021/10/pitchfork-music-album-reviews-spin-rolling-stone-the-independent-peppa-pig-born-to-die-taylor-swift-folklore

St. Twel'mo, or the Cuneiform Cyclopedist of Chattanooga (President Keyes), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:58 (four years ago)

re: phoebe bridgers ranking that high, she's huge among young people so it's not surprising at all?

really, if anything, the results are just boring. i love a lot of the records here so i'd feel a little silly (and condescending) criticizing the website's readership, but there aren't many interesting surprises. i was about to say something like "at least it's not as male dominated as the 2012 people's list!" and then I noticed the top 16 are all men

josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, 15 October 2021 23:51 (four years ago)

oh, there’s another album I voted for (Big Thief)

juristic person (morrisp), Saturday, 16 October 2021 00:22 (four years ago)

lana & lorde being the highest placing female artists is just proof that p4k's version of "poptimism" or whatever is pretty boring

ufo, Saturday, 16 October 2021 00:40 (four years ago)

was surprised to see voters in Hungary went for Vespertine and Untrue, two of my favorite albums of all time

Dan S, Saturday, 16 October 2021 00:43 (four years ago)

Taylor/Kacey in the top 100 is something that wouldn't have happened a couple of years ago I think?

bespoke sausages (seandalai), Saturday, 16 October 2021 12:38 (four years ago)

why do I have thoughts idk

bespoke sausages (seandalai), Saturday, 16 October 2021 12:40 (four years ago)

the geographic breakdown is pretty funny. except for hawaii, literally just the same ten records in different orders

mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Saturday, 16 October 2021 13:17 (four years ago)

Xpost: I mean you’re pretty much warranted boring results the bigger the sample size.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 16 October 2021 14:54 (four years ago)


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