I POLLed It On The ILX! - ILM Artist Poll #110 - ZZ Top - Results Thread

I forgot about their matching blue tracksuits & white caps in the tv dinners video. Peak 80s camp.

otm

tv dinners was my last cut from my tracks ballot so the least i could do was vote that weird ass video number one

There were 13 Albums ballots, with 12 releases receiving votes, and 6 of those titles getting widespread love.

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6. Rio Grande Mud
1972
8 Points (5 Votes

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5. Fandango!
1975
15 Points (6 Votes)

the studio cuts on fandango are fantastic

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4. Eliminator
1983
28 Points (11 Votes, 2 #1's)

xp yes, shame about the other side

the live cuts aren't bad by any means, but you'd hope that a band as creatively red hot as the top were at the time could deliver more than 5 new studio songs with an lp

I think they were just touring too much to write/record at that specific time, but yeah it's a mixed bag. The expanded edition has more live cuts, but are there any studio outtakes at all from this period, like on that (non-re-recorded) box set I still need to hear?

The live side is more like "here's another facet of the ZZ Top experience" rather than a stretch of music you'd want to relisten to.

I don't think there are any. The only box set rarities have been remixes, radio-exclusive singles, and non-LP singles.

The live side of Fandango! smokes btw, wtf?

the live version of "heard it" from the expanded version with full dusty vocals is incredible

^^ yes

One of my favorite things about the live part of Fandango! is there isn't much (if any) doctoring, so there's mic shrieks and amp buzz; there's even a five or so second channel drop out on the rampaging "Backdoor Medley".

BTW, I believe the live bonuses on the Fandango! & Trees Hombres remasters are all Deguello-era or thereabouts.

yeah i'm pretty sure that live "heard it" is this one from german television (1980)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTHV4yYg3r8

either way, it smokes

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3. Tejas
1976
36 Points (9 Votes, 4 #1's)

too low

whaaat

poor Deguello

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2. Degüello
1979
39 Points (11 Votes, 2 #1's)

The Tejas gatefold cover looks like they were going for Tales from Topographic Badlands.

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1. Tres Hombres
1973
48 Points (13 Votes, 5 #1's)

The Tejas gatefold cover looks like they were going for Tales from Topographic Badlands.

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snappy kakkie (dance of the dawn)

ohh somehow I missed Eliminator before! very cool

thred move fast

shoutout to whoever the other #1 voter was for Degüello

Tejas over Eliminator seems like a very nu-ILM stance, not a dis just an observation

eliminator is an album of peaks and valleys, imo, while tejas is a sustained vibe that they never really achieved or attempted again

Agree, Tejas was my #1 for that reason.

Since it didn't place in this album countdown, I'm curious how El Loco will fare in the tracks poll.

Ha, the top 4 albums are exactly as they appeared on my ballot (I had La Futura at #5).

There were 15 Tracks Ballots, with 76 different numbers receiving votes, from which a "Top 41" was selected.

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40 (Tie). “Enjoy And Get It On”
Tejas, 1976
40 Points (2 Votes)

The Track
Six Pack Mix

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40 (Tie). “Sheik”
Tres Hombres, 1973
40 Points (2 Votes)

The Track

"Enjoy and Get It On" was my #9: so many little funny digressions and hooks from the entire band, including some great slide guitar, and Billy singing in his rare "drawl" voice rather than his more-common "scratchy" voice.

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39. “Francine”
Rio Grande Mud, 1972
41 Points (2 Votes)

The Track
Spanish Version
Six Pack Version

Losing that image probably for the best. Try this instead:

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i think i voted for "sheik," that's a great groove

“Sheik” is awesome, one of the songs I totally forgot about when I made my ballot.

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38. “Stages”
Afterburner, 1985
42 Points (3 Votes)

Music Video
Japanese TV, Miami Vice Pants, Ridiculous Toupees

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37. “HiFi Mama”
Degüello, 1979
42 Points (2 Votes)

The Track
Live In Germany, 1980

I’m not much of a fan of this one, it sounds like it could have been recorded by Kenny Loggins for Footloose. Even the single sleeve is as Miami Vice as could possibly be and still retain some semblance of ZZ Top.

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I’m not much of a fan of this one, it sounds like it could have been recorded by Kenny Loggins for Footloose. Even the single sleeve is as Miami Vice as could possibly be and still retain some semblance of ZZ Top.

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I’m not much of a fan of this one, it sounds like it could have been recorded by Kenny Loggins for Footloose. Even the single sleeve is as Miami Vice as could possibly be and still retain some semblance of ZZ Top.

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Bloody phone…

Damn AfterburnerMobile.

Got another tie, and I'll return w/more tracks on Monday.

afterburner leaves me cold in general, i don't think i voted for any of its tracks

"hi fi mama" is cool with its dusty performance and 7/b9 chords, but i think i left it off, just cause there are other zz top 12-bars that i like a little more

hmm listening back and i definitely could've voted for it. 20 tracks is not a lot

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35 (Tie). “Mexican Blackbird”
Fandango!, 1975
46 Points (2 Votes)

The Track
Six Pack Version

lol God and Bill Ham intended for “Waiting For The Bus/Jesus Just Left Chicago” to be voted on as one track, but they did NOT require that Grisso vote for it.

pretty great top ten really. cant front. was really fun to do a full dive into zz top and put a list together for this.

strikethrough didnt place

tracks

Brown Sugar
La Grange
Rough Boy
Just Got Paid
Waitin' for the Bus
Mexican Blackbird
Cheap Sunglasses
Heard it on the X
Precious and Grace
Balinese
Sharp Dressed Man
Hi-Fi Mama
She Loves My Automobile
Pearl Necklace
Nasty Dogs and Funky Kings
Gimme All Your Lovin’
Blue Jeans Blues
Tush
I Thank You
I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide

albums

Tejas
Fandango!
Tres Hombres
Deguello
Rio Grande Mud

videos

Rough Boy
Sleeping Bag
TV Dinners
Gimme All Your Lovin
Legs

thanks for doing it grisso

great poll, grisso. love this band!

my ballot

Tracks
Heard It On The X
Waiting For The Bus/Jesus Just Left Chicago
10 Dollar Man
La Grange
I Got The Six
Just Got Paid
Tush
El Diablo
It's Only Love
Sharp Dressed Man
Cheap Sunglasses
I Gotsta Get Paid
Fool For Your Stockings
Precious & Grace
Balinese
Brown Sugar
Gimme All Your Lovin
Low Down In The Street
Have You Heard?
Asleep In The Desert

Albums
Tejas
Tres Hombres
Eliminator
Fandango
Deguello

Music Videos
TV Dinners
Rough Boy
Gimme All Your Lovin
Sharp Dressed Man
I Gotsta Get Paid

My ballot:

SONGS
I’m Bad, I’m Nationwide
Just Got Paid
Sharp Dressed Man
La Grange
Waitin’ for the Bus/Jesus Just Left Chicago
Cheap Sunglasses
Master of Sparks
Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers
I Got the Six
She Loves My Automobile
El Diablo
Arrested for Driving While Blind
Tush
It’s Only Love
Nasty Dogs and Funky Kings
Tube Snake Boogie
Bar-B-Q
Brown Sugar
Squank
Belt Buckle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHZUVPpfCn8

ALBUMS
Tres Hombres
Degüello
Tejas
Eliminator
La Futura

Circling back to the PSB thing:

The use of real sounds under the music gives it a filmic quality and Mendelsohn even went as far as to include a recording of the ‘ambience’ from inside a 19th-century church in Knightsbridge. “We went to the Brompton Oratory to record some live effects on a little two-track Nagra tape recorder, and that’s actually on the record somewhere,” he says, and you can hear it in the “Father forgive me” section. “I know Neil and Chris wanted it to be completely over the top. At the time I was making that track, I was listening to a lot of ZZ Top. So I sort of sent it in that direction a little bit – the insistent heaviness of it.”

From: https://www.classicpopmag.com/2018/01/pet-shop-boys-made-album-actually/

Also this Re: "Can't Take My Eyes Off You/Where The Streets Have No Name"

Neil: "The extended mix really sounds like ZZ Top, I think. When I went to America to work for the American version of Smash Hits I heard ZZ Top for the first time, and there were two of their songs I particularly liked, 'Sharp Dressed Man' and 'Legs.' I loved the combination of electric guitars and drum machines.… And I think this sounds a little bit like that."

From http://www.geowayne.com/newDesign/lists/songinfluences.htm

PSB and OMD in ZZ Mutual Appreciation Society Frenzy

great poll, thanks for doing it C Grisso, I'm sorry I missed the original call as I would have tried to submit a ballot

My ballot. I went for "Rhythmeen" and "What It Is Kid" even though I knew they had no chance of placing. Those are the two latter day Top songs that really got me interested in the band after years of indifference. Their RCA years are super cool to me, even though the only song they do live from that era anymore is "I Gotsta Get Paid." It speaks to the strength of their back catalog that they play nothing but big hits for an hour plus and it doesn't leave time for any deep cuts.

Albums:
1. Tres Hombres
2. Deguello
3. Tejas
4. Fandango
5. Eliminator

Songs:
1. La Grange
2. Tush
3. Bus/Jesus
4. Heard it in the X
5. Sharp Dressed Man
6. Cheap Sunglasses
7. Brown Sugar
8. I’m Bad I’m Nationwide
9. Fool For Your Stockings
10. Just Got Paid
11. Blue Jean Blues
12. It’s Only Love
13. Tube Snake Boogie
14. Legs
15. Rhythmeen
16. What It Is Kid
17. My Head’s in Mississippi
18. Asleep in the Desert
19. Rough Boy
20. Gimme All Your Lovin

I didn't vote in this because I've only very recently gotten properly into ZZ-Top, but listening to these records I am consistently astonished at what a great drummer Frank Beard is. Somehow both incredibly tight and loose at the same time. Tejas and Degüello are my favorites currently. Am I correct that these two (Tejas in particular) are their funkiest?

jfc sorry for using so many adverbs there

El Loco has some New Wave Funk.

Should have been #1:

https://rave.dj/44P2VR7JdtM2Ag

Thanks for doing this poll C Grisso, it was awesome. Here's my ballot (strikethroughs didn't make it)

Songs:
I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide
Cheap Sunglasses
Waitin' for the Bus/Jesus Just Left Chicago
Just Got Paid
Sharp Dressed Man
Heard It on the X
I Thank You
Shiek
Avalon Hideaway
Got Me Under Pressure
Lowdown in the Street
It's Only Love
Legs
Master of Sparks
Enjoy and Get It On
Asleep in the Desert
(Somebody Else Been) Shaking Your Tree
I Gotsta Get Paid
I Wanna Drive You Home
La Grange

Albums:
Degüello
Tejas
Tres Hombres
Eliminator
ZZ Top's First Album

Results Roundup:

Side Projects/Early Stuff:

5. Moving Sidewalks: “I Want To Hold Your Hand”
4. Moving Sidewalks: “What Are You Going To Do?”
3. Moving Sidewalks: “Need Me”
2. Moving Sidewalks: “Every Night A New Surprise”
1. Moving Sidewalks: “99th Floor”

Music Videos:

8 (Tie). “I Gotsta Get Paid”
8 (Tie). “Pincushion”
7. “Burger Man”
5 (Tie). “Sharp Dressed Man”
5 (tie). “Sleeping Bag”
4. “Legs”
3. “Gimme All Your Lovin’”
2. “TV Dinners”
1. “Rough Boy”

Albums:

6. Rio Grande Mud
5. Fandango!
4. Eliminator
3. Tejas
2. Degüello
1. Tres Hombres

Tracks Poll:

40 (Tie). “Enjoy And Get It On”
40 (Tie). “Sheik”
39. “Francine”
38. “Stages”
37. “HiFi Mama”
35 (Tie). “Mexican Blackbird”
35 (Tie). “Move Me On Down The Line”
34. “Arrested For Driving While Blind”
33. “Sure Got Cold After The Rain Fell”
32. “My Head’s In Mississippi”
31. “Blue Jean Blues”
30. “She Loves My Automobile”
29. “Asleep In The Desert”
28. “Ten Dollar Man”
27. “I Got The Six”
26. “Sleeping Bag”
25. “A Fool For Your Stockings”
24. “Nasty Dogs And Funky Kings”
23. “I Wanna Drive You Home”
22. “Pearl Necklace”
21. “Precious and Grace”
20. “Got Me Under Pressure”
19. “Tube Snake Boogie”
17 (Tie). “I Gotsta Get Paid”
17 (Tie). “It’s Only Love”
16. “Brown Sugar”
15. “Rough Boy”
14. “I Thank You”
13. “El Diablo”
12. “Legs”
11. “Master of Sparks”
10. “Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers”
9. “Gimme All Your Lovin’”
8. “Tush”
7. “Sharp Dressed Man”
6. “Heard It On The X”
5. “I’m Bad, I’m Nationwide”
4. “Just Got Paid”
3. “Cheap Sunglasses”
2. “La Grange”
1. “Waiting For The Bus/Jesus Just Left Chicago”

No "Pan Am American Highway Blues" or "She's a Heartbreaker"? That 2nd side of Tejas is subtly great.

agreed, one year later--those two would both be top 20 for me--I also think this whole record just SOUNDS unbelievably good