Clapton looking like David Duchovny without a chin.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 17 September 2021 04:26 (four years ago)
I have been waiting for Mustaine
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 September 2021 05:15 (four years ago)
i knew what his take was before he ever uttered it.
very telling that the one time I saw Deth open for Maiden, he mentioned "they told me I should shut up tonight" and the entire crowd roared (me included)
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 05:20 (four years ago)
he looks like Corey Feldman mixed with Splinter from Ninja Turtles these days
mustaine is by far the least surprising
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Friday, 17 September 2021 08:18 (four years ago)
Has he replaced Vic Rattlehead's mouth clamps with a swastika-emblazoned KN95 yet
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 September 2021 12:39 (four years ago)
Masks Sell...and only Sheep are Buying!
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 13:40 (four years ago)
What do you mean I don't believe in COVID?Why do you think I'm deworming?
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 September 2021 13:43 (four years ago)
Burning masksmakes me feel good
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 13:46 (four years ago)
in his own words:They Told Me I Should Shut Up Tonight... This Is Called Tyranny!
― the adventures of pavlo and schrödis (geoffreyess), Friday, 17 September 2021 14:04 (four years ago)
― Porking level G4 (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 September 2021 15:22 (four years ago)
Today was the morning I threw away my copies of August and Journeyman.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 September 2021 15:37 (four years ago)
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Friday, September 17, 2021 1:18 AM (nine hours ago)
otm
― sarahell, Friday, 17 September 2021 17:45 (four years ago)
he makes Hetfield look like Robert Reich
― sarahell, Friday, 17 September 2021 17:46 (four years ago)
Imagine if James Hetfield started tweeting like Reich lol
― I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 17 September 2021 18:00 (four years ago)
there is a twitter account to be made!
― sarahell, Friday, 17 September 2021 18:16 (four years ago)
AND ECONOMIC JUSTICE FOR ALL!
Opposition...contradiction...vaccination...compromiseAgitation...violation...reconciliation...filibuster dies
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 17 September 2021 18:46 (four years ago)
Bold reset as we cancel debtPlease vote "yes" on three!!
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 19:18 (four years ago)
lmao you guys
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 18 September 2021 09:46 (four years ago)
So let it be writtenSo let it be doneI'm sent here by the elected oneSo let it be writtenSo let it be doneTo tax the one percent born doneI'm creeping debt
― earlnash, Saturday, 18 September 2021 10:46 (four years ago)
Ok lol
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 September 2021 11:19 (four years ago)
God what a fucking piece of shit
The Daily Beast: Nicki Minaj Sics Her Fans on Reporters.https://www.thedailybeast.com/nicki-minaj-sics-her-fans-on-reporters?source=cheats&via=rss
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 18 September 2021 13:35 (four years ago)
yeah i'm pivoting from 'yet another misguided celebrity' to 'nasty fucking asshole' real quick re: Nicki
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 September 2021 14:44 (four years ago)
Google her husband
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 18 September 2021 15:32 (four years ago)
Nicki has always been an asshole
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Saturday, 18 September 2021 15:50 (four years ago)
guess I should have always questioned the judgment of someone who is married to a sex offender though.
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 September 2021 15:59 (four years ago)
xpost I'm sure she is - I stopped paying attention to her after her first album so admittedly I missed al ot of it.
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 September 2021 16:00 (four years ago)
Her 'Personal life' section on wikipedia is A Lot. Don't think I knew her Dad was killed in a hit and run back in February.
― nashwan, Saturday, 18 September 2021 16:26 (four years ago)
If only his balls were smaller he'd have gotten out of the way.
― Taliban! (PBKR), Saturday, 18 September 2021 16:52 (four years ago)
maybe we should consider the tragic death of someone's dad less than a year ago off limits for dunks, I dunno
― Paul Ponzi, Saturday, 18 September 2021 17:01 (four years ago)
it's been abundantly clear for years now that she is pretty awful
i'm sorry about her dad tho
― dyl, Saturday, 18 September 2021 17:07 (four years ago)
I’m here for giant testicle jokes not dead dad zings thank you
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 18 September 2021 17:46 (four years ago)
stating a fact (that her father was killed) is not a "dunk"
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 September 2021 17:51 (four years ago)
I apologize. I do not in fact know the size of Nicki Minaj's dad's testicles at the time of his death.
― Taliban! (PBKR), Saturday, 18 September 2021 17:59 (four years ago)
How about if someone's father died from Scrotal lymphedema?
(Protip: Don't Google that.)
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Saturday, 18 September 2021 18:00 (four years ago)
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Saturday, September 18, 2021 1:51 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
was referring to this:
― Taliban! (PBKR), Saturday, September 18, 2021 12:52 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
which I thought was in poor taste, covidiocy notwithstanding
― Paul Ponzi, Saturday, 18 September 2021 21:19 (four years ago)
[to the tune of Starships]
The vaccineWill make your balls big
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Saturday, 18 September 2021 21:25 (four years ago)
Boom badoom boom, boom badoom boomHe got the swollen balls
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Saturday, 18 September 2021 21:41 (four years ago)
i feel like we’re just a cycle away from nicki blaming ambien
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 19 September 2021 11:17 (four years ago)
oh . my . god . look . at his balls
― sarahell, Sunday, 19 September 2021 16:33 (four years ago)
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don'tMy anaconda don't want none unless you got balls, son
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 19 September 2021 16:42 (four years ago)
Supersized nuts in the conference room!
I wanna suck on some of that !
― sarahell, Sunday, 19 September 2021 16:43 (four years ago)
Yeah, my scrotum’s so tall that my Barbies gotta climb it
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 19 September 2021 17:57 (four years ago)
Real roffles at “Omg look at his balls” over here 👏
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Sunday, 19 September 2021 18:16 (four years ago)
Oh wow just remembered that guy on Muni letting it ALL hang out one Bay to Breakers. I really think he had a medical condition, his testicles were so gigantic and turgid. He was quite proud to show them to the world tho..
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Sunday, 19 September 2021 18:20 (four years ago)
Aphex Twin of all people selling $41 face masks is very funny: https://aphextwin.warp.net/release/119346-aphex-twin-ventolin-face-mask
― Murgatroid, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 16:41 (four years ago)
Ever the opportunist. Did he ever say anything other than those weird links on his Soundcloud for a while?
― beard papa, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 20:32 (four years ago)
Pretty sure those masks were for sale two years before Covid
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 20:45 (four years ago)
yeah, i looked it up and Frank Ocean wore them pre-pandemic but still, it's very funny that him of all people would be selling masks, regardless of when they went on sale
― Murgatroid, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 21:12 (four years ago)