Awesome Audiophile Snake Oil

^^ I would argue that this also ties in to the well-documented example of Glenn Gould being able to distinguish with 100% accuracy between different digital playbacks on systems with the same specs, as per his (excellent) biography. It might not be audible to everyone, but it's audible to some people.

xp I'm a little sceptical of a "paper" which is just a conference presentation ... by people from Meridian Audio who tout the "Meridian Apodising Filter" as a selling point for their gear. Not saying it couldn't be true, just that there's no peer review and a screamingly obvious conflict of interest.

I find it hard to concentrate on LPs because I get tense waiting for the inner groove distortion to show

yes!!! and when it does i curse myself for getting sucked back into vinyl after a very happy few decades listening to CDs.

there are plenty of instances when i do feel that 'closer to the music' vibe with LPs - however irrational - but there are just as many 'pining for the CD' experiences.

happily the CD is on hand, as is the streaming option.

Nothing MQA related or derived -- especially "research" -- can be trusted. Their so-called technology is absolute hocus-bullshit.

I had a few Cocteau Twins EPs on vinyl that were ruined by inner groove noise, but maybe they were bad pressings and/or my turntable was pure shit (it was).

Usually when I listen to records it's through an ADC / DAC anyway.* That way the time-smearing masks the IGD. I'm preparing a paper on this.

* this part is true.

> Nothing MQA related or derived -- especially "research" -- can be trusted. Their so-called technology is absolute hocus-bullshit.

exactly, the industry is full of morons pretending that stereo audio hasn't been solved 40 years ago with an easily copied, drm free format

it's all looking for excuses to sell the same thing again under more onerous conditions to close the drm-free digital hole that's cd ripping, except they do it by peddling *lower* fidelity solutions than redbook audio: hi-res, mqa, etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRjsu9-Vznc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHkqWZ9jzA0

it's not audiophile if it's not inconvenient, we must suffer for our art

Don’t know where to put this… but haha, wtf: https://waviful.com/

Omg that's an amazing grift

Why does every wav look like a tampon. Is it because modern albums have no dynamics?

Why we exist
We exist to inspire you to celebrate your musical tastes, and the most impactful albums you have listened to, through unique custom wall art. We believe your musical tastes are part of your what defines you and that you should celebrate this music everyday.

oh this is high calibre, lads!

https://i.imgur.com/VlFGGba.jpg

The first one I tried was STUMM433 (the Mute box set of various artists doing Cage's 4'33") but it had too many tracks and was rejected.

Haha I was about to say Feldman would be a good one

Produced thoughtfully
We work with local printing partners to produce our prints closest to you, greatly reducing carbon emissions. Your posters are thoughtfully printed on high-quality, FSC-certified paper, with pigmented, archival inks which will not fade when exposed to sunlight.

jfc. i have to admit, these fucken guys are good at what they do.

this is kind of nightmarish in a way. still hilarious.

like the more i read the website, the more convinced i am that they can't be serious . . . right?

this isn't even The Original Waveform Poster Art!
https://www.instagram.com/waveform_posters/?hl=en

there's people at it on Etsy too. I've seen these on Reddit. If they weren't all from shills... well they seemed to get genuine interest. Blech...

https://www.etsy.com/listing/754530982/collateral-2004-movies-as-color-art

Same vein, possibly uglier.

i mean, i can almost embrace the bullshit. doctors have pictures of skeletons and shit on the walls in their offices. c'mon, put that shit on your wall in the background of your youtube videos and people will know you mean business.

i am quite enamoured. this is either the best or the worst thing i've ever seen and i'm still trying to sort that.

this entire idea needs more exposure. truly stupid. "why are we even alive"-level stupidity.

great find, ty.

🖼

The Whitey Album has a silent track and actually has pretty interesting waveforms overall.

that morton feldman one actually looks cool, i think having just one waveform makes the design work much better

It would be better without any of the text, just a single waveform on a plain field.

and that waveform is a visual representation of a recording of me farting.

effect looks a bit better if you do something with it and don’t just glop it on to a generic sans serif fetishist solid background, but still: lol

https://www.instagram.com/p/CWLxxriIZuz/?utm_medium=copy_link

100 prints and 4 originals..... I'm assuming the music was actually played into the general direction of the originals?

did Aphex Twin do a scary looking waveform somehow or only that stereograph? Where do i order up an artisinal stereograph?

Howard Dumble has passed away.

https://www.instagram.com/ross_hogarthmix/p/CY2NMTuPYiq/?utm_medium=copy_link

rip. gonna play my wampler euphoria pedal in remembrance today.

honestly wrong thread for this. HAD was a weird genius but definitely not a snake oil salesman. If anything kind of the opposite - he’d barely sell to anyone lol.

I only posted it in this thread because this was one of the only threads where Dumble has been mentioned on ILX.

no disrespect on my end either. dumble "amp in a box" pedals are rad and probably my favorite drive circuits. wish i could say i've played a real dumble. i think remembering him on this thread is appropriate, as sometimes the hype is merited.\m/

peace, man <3

think I’m just triggered by a rash of threads in other places full of idiots on one side who think an eccentric recluse working out of his garage in an unfashionable part of LA was somehow ripping off today’s bar band guitar players and idiots on the other side insisting that amp they played for five minutes was full of magic angels and nothing else on earth comes close.

he had some really good ideas about modding fenders at a time where very few were doing anything similar. he could have been Randall Smith except he had zero head for or interest in business or, like, being responsible for employing people… all he knew how to do was build amps!

and anyone in the boutique amp biz today can tell you, it is a hard and shitty business. which is why so many boutique guys have a day in the sun and then disappear or move on to gainful employment designing circuits elsewhere. god bless the guy for finding a way to build in very low volume at his own pace and make it work.

exactly. not his fault people turned into weird fanatics over his work. i'm all about appreciating the eccentrics who are really damn good at what they do. and, by all accounts, he was one of the better ones in both respects.

Dumble was absolutely a snake oil salesman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVTj08qTwGw

That video is chefs kiss, lol. That’s Henry Kaiser, yeah?

I don’t even have to watch the video to know it’s the crystal lattice. laughed over it plenty back in the day and honestly dgaf now. back then information was rare and precious, bro science was everywhere, superstition passed from local hot players to cool older brothers by word of mouth…

but one thing was certain: tube amps sounded better than solid state when they broke up. if that’s how HAD wanted to explain the why of it, it really doesn’t bother me now.

most snake oil salesmen are, y’know, trying to sell you something. HAD reads as a weirdo, not a pitchman and certainly not a closer.

He was trying to sell his amps and he was very successful, though? He poured epoxy over everything so you couldn't see his magical tweaks.

Exclusivity is just another kind of marketing and that's very much in keeping with audiophile snake oildom - hunting for that one whale who'll pay $25k for diamond-encrusted RCA cables.

did he epoxy his joints? thought that was just little billy finnegan?

That video is chefs kiss, lol. That’s Henry Kaiser, yeah?

― Rockin’, and rollin’, and whatnot (morrisp), Saturday, January 22, 2022 1:30 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I had always wondered how Henry Kaiser - eccentric guitarist on SST, Shanachie, Tzadik, etc - had the money for a Dumble. Then I put it together that he was this Henry Kaiser's grandson.

Another grandson, Henry, is an Antarctic diver and experimental guitarist.

waht

https://i.discogs.com/ixp5zv_UITyZO95sSOuEeMBvLfKSe70s1oJ2AG5tYEo/rs:fit/g:sm/q:40/h:300/w:300/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWltYWdlcy9BLTE4/MDI3NS0xNDIxMzQz/NDU3LTMxMzguanBl/Zw.jpeg

https://img.discogs.com/rPo9Um1cSAnfd26zc9-Lk3_U1mQ=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-453860-1328890006.jpeg.jpg

Henry Kaiser is big part of Herzog's Antarctica movie - Encounters At The End Of The World

He was trying to sell his amps and he was very successful, though? He poured epoxy over everything so you couldn't see his magical tweaks.

Exclusivity is just another kind of marketing and that's very much in keeping with audiophile snake oildom - hunting for that one whale who'll pay $25k for diamond-encrusted RCA cables.

― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, January 22, 2022

"very successful" is relative. basically the audio engineering equivalent of a working musician is how I break it down to an extent.

he got by in LA building amps, and got to hang out with some great musicians. that's a win in itself, but it doesn't seem that lived especially high on the hog and I don't expect his estate's worth much. there are dopes with lawn care business a lot more successful than HAD.

yes of course he worked to build a mystique that let him get by building a small number of amps at his own pace. I don't see the crime there. at worst he's the Bill Finnegan of amps. a weird craftsman who most comfortable woking with customers and building with his own hands and was ultimately eclipsed by imitators who were better at business than he was (hi dere Two Rock)

shrug

someone on twitter shared this classical review and it probably belongs here

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKAFOQuXsAIhJEd?format=jpg&name=medium

sometimes time is the best snake oil

that last sentence is so beautiful

"the download has settled into my wifi"

yeah man, gotta break that shit in!