THE WORST NME COVER OF ALL TIME

If you look closely, it's Paul McCartney who has left the lipstick on Beth's bottom.

Loaded magazine has a picture of Harry Hill on the front this month.

Q: Does the editorial crow proudly about breaking convention and having male front page this month?

How the fuck has You've Been Framed presenter Harry Hill have any cultural capital left?

But yeah, the NME "Ditto naked" cover screams to me "we're desperate for something to hang a hook on in the absense of any real musical movements; oh, and we're also radical - look, a fat naked lesbian!". It does nothing for 'feminism' because she's still plastered in make-up and airbrushed to within an inch of her life; they've just managed to sexually objectify a fat woman, is all.

Also: We're a bit sorry about the "Muse" business before.

there's this program called harry hill's tv burp, nick. it's good. swing by the rolling uk comedy thread on ile one day.

uh yeah. tv burp is possibly the best show on UK TV.

Let's have a picture of an actual NME writer on this thread:

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Please find attached the NME Exclusive Cover Preview. Beth Ditto does give a
F**k about body image!!!

Yet one of the things Beth Ditto does gives a f*ck about, is body image. So
much so, that Beth recently refused for The Gossip to play instores at
Topshop, citing her dissatisfaction that there isn't a clothes range
available in her size. She even went as far as to offer to design clothes
for them. She's never claimed to promote her body size ("I'm just saying
people should be empowered about who they are," she tells us), yet it's
worth asking, does she feel a responsibility to pick a side in the size zero
debate?
"Not at all," says Beth, immediately. "Things are more complicated than that
- there's too many factors to pick a side. The older I get and the more
models and designers I meet... sometimes models are naturally just thin.
Like, that's their size."
When you talk about meeting models, do you mean Kate Moss?
"Kate is amazing," purrs Beth.
"I spent one night talking to her and she just said the most amazing things
about bodies. At first I didn't think I was going to like her, but she just
turned up to one of our shows and said, 'Do you know what I hate, Beth? When
people tell my big girlfriends, 'You have a beautiful face...'' I mean,
that's a really radical concept."
Do you not think Kate Moss actually has a responsibility to answer to the
size debate, though?
"You can't hate a person for dieting, and you can't blame a person for
feeling shit about themselves. You have to blame the machine that feeds it,
the thing that makes people feel like that. There are lots of things that
are part of that machine, and it's too easy to lay the blame at the feet of
women - men don't know what it feels like to be a woman and be expected to
look a particular way all the time. The Beckhams are part of the machine;
Paris Hilton is part of the machine. There's that thing Paris Hilton said
about Lindsay Lohan - 'You're poor, ugly and fat'. It's always women who are
victims of that machine and the messages the machine gives out."
But surely Kate Moss is that machine?
"I had those conversations with Kate," says Beth, "and Kate agreed with me.
She's a smart person."
Do you think she's happy doing what she's doing?
"I don't know."
But if she agreed with you...
"I have this thing where I don't ever want to bad-mouth a woman. Except for
Paris Hilton." She laughs again. "Please tell me you saw that thing where
she was crying in the newpapers, about her going to prison. It was so funny.
I was laughing until I was crying."
Tell me more about not wanting to bad-mouth women...
Beth speaks quietly again. "I pick and choose my battles. I think
Condoleezza Rice is more of a goddamn shame than Kate Moss, and I think
those are the things people should concentrate on. What I'm saying is that,
if there's anyone to blame for size zero, it's not women. Blame the media.
Blame gay men who work in the fashion industry who want these women as
dolls."
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beth ditto comes across very well there

Gay Men/Dolls? hmmm.

yeah! CIO gay men!

Drummer for Gay Dad

Beth Ditto was the drum riser for the rock group Gay Dad.

Hi, girls!

I'm a femail singer/songwriter. My friends and I want to form a gay girl rock band. We need a guitarist and a bassist to complete our band.
We play indie/punk rock.
Influences: Greenday, Blink 182, A.Lavigne, Razorlight, The View and so on.

If you're a gay girl, who plays a guitar or a bass, please, email me! :o)

CD given free with NME, 13th June 2007
To coincide with Muse's Wembley Gigs on the 16th and 17th June 2007

1. (00:02:28) Lord Buckley - The Train
2. (00:01:20) Gustav Holst - Mars: The Bringer of War
3. (00:03:50) Clor - Good Stuff
4. (00:04:03) The Flaming Lips - The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song
5. (00:04:57) Lightning Bolt - Magic Mountain
6. (00:03:09) Shy Child - Generation Y (We Got It)
7. (00:03:05) Death From Above 1979 - Blood On Our Hands
8. (00:03:38) Does It Offend You,Yeah! - Battle Royale
9. (00:04:01) CSS - Alala
10. (00:03:44) Cold War Kids - Hang Me Up To Dry (Live)
11. (00:04:04) Bjork - Triumph of a Heart
12. (00:01:54) Muse - Man of Mystery
13. (00:11:50) Lord Buckley - The Nazz

Didn't Clor split up about two years ago?

yeah and holst's DEAD!

I can't imagine Lightning Bolt agreed to include that from the comments I heard about Muse

2. (00:01:20) Gustav Holst - Mars: The Bringer of War

ha ha matt bellamy is such an arsetrumpet.

ha ha matt bellamy is such an arsetrumpet.

qft

Did Dom Passantino have a wank over that NME cover with Beth Ditto on it?

Did he?

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The surprising thing for me is that there picture of Momus' uncle.

the Jonny Borrell front cover is slightly more offensive

That's a pretty good and amusing Photoshop.

Oh god, the cunt's a HMHB fan?

Oh god, the cunt's a HMHB fan?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is the greatest thing ever.

hang on this isn't real. this isn't real. this can't be real.

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the Rolling Stone cover is more of a headfuck

PLUS: Stiltskin!

fuck yeah what the fuck?

back to beat Biffy Clyro at a game they weren't even alive at the time to play

NME "New Look" this week, read via:
http://tinyurl.com/2f23hj

The NME, IPC’s weekly music title, is undergoing a redesign this week and introducing a host of new elements.

the slogan should be:

New Look Design, More Crap Music

This week: The View
http://tinyurl.com/2zbk7w

rubbish guitar band are "The New Kings of Scotland" just who were the old kings? The Fratellis?

Are there really people at NME that rate The View or is it a blatant marketing exercise to appeal to teenage morons?

Next week:

"Don't miss next week: The Enemy… lad-rock is back" - a ten rate shambolic "The Jam" for the gormless NME reading teenagers to read about.

they removed the CLUBS section completely last month. odd considering all the hoo ha about raves an ting.

"Stuff We Love... extends coverage to fashion... "

Uh-oh.

ha, NME want's to be new "The Face" ?

RIP

They still had a clubs section?! (xpost)

Oh wait "what the funk is baile funk?" - now that's punnery

the slogan should be:

New Look Design, More Crap Music

do you think that might turn potential readers off, though?

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"Stuff We Love... extends coverage to fashion... "

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do you think that might turn potential readers off, though?

Viz use slogans like this all the time and their sales have been rising year on year since the early 90s. I say djmartian OTM

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Readers will also now have album reviews published.

This thread is rather pointless but I glanced at this weeks cover and whilst it's by no means the worst of all time it's certainly feels like one of the most philosophically depressing.

Lad rock is back. The Enemy on their hometown heroes, and how shit England is

OMG MUST READ