Defend Phil Collins

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trial by wombat (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 2 August 2021 10:21 (four years ago)

"verified by psychics"

LOL...got to say I love this as a phrase. Nancy Raygun bought into that BS.

earlnash, Monday, 2 August 2021 12:53 (four years ago)

Sounds like lost BOC tune (by either one).

earlnash, Monday, 2 August 2021 12:53 (four years ago)

Pseu-Pseu-Pseudamo

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 2 August 2021 12:55 (four years ago)

Look up on the wall, there on the floor
Under the pillow, behind the door
There's a crack in the mirror
Somewhere there's a hole in a windowpane
Do you think I'm to blame
Tell me, do you think I'm to blame

Alamo
you're never there
When you show it
You stop and stare
Alamo
He's in anywhere
Alamo

trial by wombat (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 01:29 (four years ago)

Now that he knows the truth, he's throwing it all away

Vinnie, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 01:55 (four years ago)

Doesn’t any relic keep its value anymore?

calstars, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 07:41 (four years ago)

"Well I remember, I remember the Alamo
How could I ever forget"

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 12:18 (four years ago)

Davy Crockett & Tubbs

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 15:40 (four years ago)

All of this time
I still remember everything you faked

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 16:28 (four years ago)

This thread is in danger of overtaking "Make a song title more reasonable" as the worst.

enochroot, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 16:43 (four years ago)

you can’t hurry love

tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 16:49 (four years ago)

sussudio

burnt hombre (stevie), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 17:13 (four years ago)

In the Air Tonight

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 17:52 (four years ago)

you can't hurry felch

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 17:54 (four years ago)

Phil Collins spent millions on fake Alamo relics

I'd like to think this was some sort of crazy divorce tactic. Like, "you want my money? All right, you can have it...as shitty fake Alamo souvenirs!"

birdistheword, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 19:01 (four years ago)

"These artifacts were found...in the basement."

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 19:26 (four years ago)

Hahahaha…there’s no basement in the alamo! Hahahaa

calstars, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 19:46 (four years ago)

Virtually the only thing I know about the alamo is that there's no basement. Phil's obsession is rather unusual for a brit.

Believe me, grow a lemon tree. (ledge), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 20:14 (four years ago)

His playing on Tears for Fears' "Woman in Chains" is so subtle and great. He has such a great grasp of groove.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 22:04 (four years ago)

The only thing I know about the Alamo is that Ozzy Osbourne peed on it.

Dexter Holland's Opus (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 23:36 (four years ago)

We need a Behind The Candleabra but with Phil Collins in his prime, framed by this Alamo story.

... (Eazy), Thursday, 5 August 2021 00:14 (four years ago)

YES

calstars, Thursday, 5 August 2021 00:23 (four years ago)

played by Meryl Streep

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 August 2021 00:25 (four years ago)

lmao

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Thursday, 5 August 2021 13:35 (four years ago)

Sam Elliott as Davy Crockett (uncredited cameo)

trial by wombat (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 August 2021 17:04 (four years ago)

David Schimmer as Mike Rutherford

calstars, Thursday, 5 August 2021 17:24 (four years ago)

Gabriel Byrne as Tony Banks.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 August 2021 17:29 (four years ago)

Robert Pattinson as Young Peter Gabriel

trial by wombat (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 August 2021 21:52 (four years ago)

David Schimmer Rhys Ifans as Mike Rutherford
Bob Hoskins (RIP) as Phil Collins
Tony Banks as himself

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 August 2021 22:17 (four years ago)

Roger Rees (RIP) as Tony Banks

"the fancy things" being his nads, etc (stevie), Friday, 6 August 2021 09:54 (four years ago)

Rename thread to Defund Phil Collins.

Dan Worsley, Friday, 6 August 2021 10:14 (four years ago)

Phil Collins' split from his third wife has landed him at the top of the list for the biggest divorce payout by a British celebrity in legal history, according to the U.K.'s Mirror. Collins, 57, reportedly paid Orianne Cevey, 35, $46.68 million, topping the Heather Mills-Paul McCartney divorce by $1 million.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 August 2021 12:40 (four years ago)

Sweet

calstars, Friday, 6 August 2021 13:14 (four years ago)

Ori, Please Lose My Number

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 August 2021 13:27 (four years ago)

Jude Law with prosthetics could win an Oscar as Phil.

... (Eazy), Friday, 6 August 2021 13:57 (four years ago)

or without them

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 August 2021 13:58 (four years ago)

idk I increasingly imagine Law as Simon Le Bon in the J'ran J'ran biopic.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 August 2021 13:58 (four years ago)

Colin Hay as Phil Collin(s)

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 August 2021 14:16 (four years ago)

At this point, Jim Broadbent could be Phil Collins.

birdistheword, Friday, 6 August 2021 14:25 (four years ago)

lol otm

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 August 2021 14:28 (four years ago)

At this point Phil Collen from Def Leppard could play Phil Collins, but only from the neck up. The rest should be mo-cap Andy Serkis.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 August 2021 15:11 (four years ago)

Phil Collins even turned up in Miami Vice to play game show host/con man Phil “The Shill” Mayhew, who moved to Miami from London and quickly set about depleting the bank accounts of the city’s richest residents with a shady drug deal. pic.twitter.com/3C4ZsMs43l

— Daniel Holland🎗 (@DannyDutch) August 4, 2021

“Heroin” (ft. Bobby Gillespie) (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 7 August 2021 16:08 (four years ago)

Buster 2 gofundme starts now

calstars, Saturday, 7 August 2021 19:37 (four years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/entertainment-arts-58508715

groovypanda, Friday, 10 September 2021 08:05 (four years ago)

Come and witness the sad passing of time

doug watson, Friday, 10 September 2021 10:04 (four years ago)

He seems so very old.

"the fancy things" being his nads, etc (stevie), Friday, 10 September 2021 10:12 (four years ago)

Just know that when he passes, people who never would even mention him will then be saying "he played on Taking Tiger Mountain etc" in large numbers

PaulTMA, Friday, 10 September 2021 10:52 (four years ago)

Oh man, his voice is sounding pretty pinched and weak, I wonder if he's on a lot of pain meds.

Maresn3st, Friday, 10 September 2021 11:23 (four years ago)

Give him one more night

calstars, Friday, 10 September 2021 11:25 (four years ago)


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