Defend Phil Collins

(She's an) Easy Alamo Relic

She's the kind of girl you dream of
Dream of keeping hold of
You'd better forget it
You'll never get it
She will play around and leave you
Leave you and deceive you
You better forget it
Oh you'll regret it

No Provenance Required

"verified by psychics"

LOL...got to say I love this as a phrase. Nancy Raygun bought into that BS.

Sounds like lost BOC tune (by either one).

Pseu-Pseu-Pseudamo

Look up on the wall, there on the floor
Under the pillow, behind the door
There's a crack in the mirror
Somewhere there's a hole in a windowpane
Do you think I'm to blame
Tell me, do you think I'm to blame

Alamo
you're never there
When you show it
You stop and stare
Alamo
He's in anywhere
Alamo

Now that he knows the truth, he's throwing it all away

Doesn’t any relic keep its value anymore?

"Well I remember, I remember the Alamo
How could I ever forget"

Davy Crockett & Tubbs

All of this time
I still remember everything you faked

This thread is in danger of overtaking "Make a song title more reasonable" as the worst.

you can’t hurry love

sussudio

In the Air Tonight

you can't hurry felch

Phil Collins spent millions on fake Alamo relics

I'd like to think this was some sort of crazy divorce tactic. Like, "you want my money? All right, you can have it...as shitty fake Alamo souvenirs!"

"These artifacts were found...in the basement."

Hahahaha…there’s no basement in the alamo! Hahahaa

Virtually the only thing I know about the alamo is that there's no basement. Phil's obsession is rather unusual for a brit.

His playing on Tears for Fears' "Woman in Chains" is so subtle and great. He has such a great grasp of groove.

The only thing I know about the Alamo is that Ozzy Osbourne peed on it.

We need a Behind The Candleabra but with Phil Collins in his prime, framed by this Alamo story.

YES

played by Meryl Streep

lmao

Sam Elliott as Davy Crockett (uncredited cameo)

David Schimmer as Mike Rutherford

Gabriel Byrne as Tony Banks.

Robert Pattinson as Young Peter Gabriel

David Schimmer Rhys Ifans as Mike Rutherford
Bob Hoskins (RIP) as Phil Collins
Tony Banks as himself

Roger Rees (RIP) as Tony Banks

Rename thread to Defund Phil Collins.

Phil Collins' split from his third wife has landed him at the top of the list for the biggest divorce payout by a British celebrity in legal history, according to the U.K.'s Mirror. Collins, 57, reportedly paid Orianne Cevey, 35, $46.68 million, topping the Heather Mills-Paul McCartney divorce by $1 million.

Sweet

Ori, Please Lose My Number

Jude Law with prosthetics could win an Oscar as Phil.

or without them

idk I increasingly imagine Law as Simon Le Bon in the J'ran J'ran biopic.

Colin Hay as Phil Collin(s)

At this point, Jim Broadbent could be Phil Collins.

lol otm

At this point Phil Collen from Def Leppard could play Phil Collins, but only from the neck up. The rest should be mo-cap Andy Serkis.

Phil Collins even turned up in Miami Vice to play game show host/con man Phil “The Shill” Mayhew, who moved to Miami from London and quickly set about depleting the bank accounts of the city’s richest residents with a shady drug deal. pic.twitter.com/3C4ZsMs43l

— Daniel Holland🎗 (@DannyDutch) August 4, 2021

Buster 2 gofundme starts now

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/entertainment-arts-58508715

Come and witness the sad passing of time

He seems so very old.

Just know that when he passes, people who never would even mention him will then be saying "he played on Taking Tiger Mountain etc" in large numbers

Oh man, his voice is sounding pretty pinched and weak, I wonder if he's on a lot of pain meds.