Artists You've Written Off/Pointedly Ignored because of their name

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King Gizzard and the Slizzard Blizzard can get tae fuck forever

Was going to mention them myslef but assumed they'd already been mentioned.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:52 (two years ago) link

Don't mind Collectives or __ The ___ constructions. I thought Foster The People started with a verb, though, making it not fit in with the original dislike? I'm not mad keen on doubling letters but there are enough bands who do that who are fine-to-good that it wouldn't put me off in itself. While I have liked some stupid spoonerism-named bands in the past any new one will have to get over a massive hurdle to get me to listen to them.

I have literally refused to hear a note of King Gizzard etc because I hate the name so much.

emil.y, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:52 (two years ago) link

I do like a lot of bands with very bad names though ;_;

emil.y, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:52 (two years ago) link

there are a non-zero number of people itt who listen to a band called Anal Stabwound

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:53 (two years ago) link

actually it might even be double digits lol

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:53 (two years ago) link

The Front Bottoms should be jailed for picking that name.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:54 (two years ago) link

I don't mind 70s prog band Public Foot The Roman because it sounds like the name came from a broken signpost, otherwise all that Minus The Bear stuff can piss off.

faded seaside glamour boys (Matt #2), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:54 (two years ago) link

was The Fugs just a clever name

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:54 (two years ago) link

Oh, actually, yes, The Front Bottoms are another band that I just won't countenance listening to. No fucking way.

xps

emil.y, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:55 (two years ago) link

I got blocked on twitter by noted crossword blogger Rex Parker for stating that I wrote off Soccer Mommy due to their name.

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link

I have no problem with Volcano the Bear.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link

Only if 'volcano' is working as a verb

faded seaside glamour boys (Matt #2), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:57 (two years ago) link

Volcano the Bear ruled, and the construction would be weird and tortured and much more dislikable if it were a verb.

emil.y, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 16:02 (two years ago) link

Wevie Stonder

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link

God, yes, that is terrible.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link

Gay Witch Abortion. If the name didn't tell me to steer clear, this description did: Like a unicorn spearing it’s prey, having so little patience it completely shreads the kittens into tiny morsels of sweet bloody pulp candies.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 16:13 (two years ago) link

there are a non-zero number of people itt who listen to a band called Anal Stabwound

*raises hand*

There are two French power metal bands I have never listened to because of their names: Dragony (is it an adjective?) and Fairyland.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 16:15 (two years ago) link

GWA are good though. pummeling live xp

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 16:17 (two years ago) link

Trollfest is def one I wasn't going to listen to because of the name.

then I heard them while waiting for Possessed to go on stage.

My suspicions were confirmed

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 16:28 (two years ago) link

Black Label Society was another who I refused to listen to because of the name.

finally heard them. yep. was right to have ignored them.

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link

Honestly I prob pointedly ignore about 70% of all musical artists due to their name. There's too much music out there, so it allows me to quickly whittle down the options. Sure I may miss out on an artist I might've enjoyed but overall it's been a very useful heuristic.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:07 (two years ago) link

Black Label Society was another who I refused to listen to because of the name.

finally heard them. yep. was right to have ignored them.

I on the other hand ignored them because of their chud army of fake-biker fans who I used to see at every show in their stupid vests.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:13 (two years ago) link

that...didn't help matters with me either, lol

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link

I really want to write off any band with punctuation symbols in their name (not umlauts, which are pretty cool, but stuff like !!!, Sun)))))))O or whatever, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, etc.) but mostly I find I like their music.

henry s, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link

Rae Sremmurd bugs me, sorry not sorry

Ludacristine McVie (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link

front bottoms could be the greatest band of all time but i am definitely never going to listen to a note they make.

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:35 (two years ago) link

Is adding one or more redundant letters to a word/name the new having the word "Wolf" in your name?

I always assumed this was because all the band names were already taken.

even then bands are still using names that are already taken, e.g. I saw gig listings not long ago for a band called the Shivvers that are not the early 80s power pop group. They (the new band) should perhaps have called themselves the Shivvvers, or even used Google when they named their band, not that many bands seem to be aware of search engines given the number of them that reuse names.

bovarism, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:05 (two years ago) link

My Morning Jacket

Chet Faker (ANY variation of this thing, including Wevie Stonder. Why would a band do this? It is the band naming equivalant of getting a shit tattoo.)

Porcupine Tree

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link

Porridge Radio. I mean, wtf?

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:14 (two years ago) link

Maybe unfairly, Japanese Breakfast is sort of this for me.

search term: buttrock (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:17 (two years ago) link

Diarrhea Planet

enochroot, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:19 (two years ago) link

I liked all the weird Witch House names, †‡†, GL▲SS †33†H, ///▲▲▲\\\, ▼▲▼vagina vangi, I have records by all of these, though they are difficult to catalogue.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link

re: ___ the ___, please make an exception for Evans the Death, who were awesome and also named after a Dylan Thomas character

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:45 (two years ago) link

I'd say most band names are bad, but less meaningfully so with repetition

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:46 (two years ago) link

It took me about 10 years to listen to Planningtorock

It sounds to me like a name some guys in the Local Authority Planning department would come up with for their after-work jammz

kinder, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:51 (two years ago) link

there's a group called Seething Fuck Patties that released a song called "I Fucked a Sasquatch" who seem to be an internet joke who self-released an album or something but inexplicably, they are on EVERY Touchtunes machine across America.

so...them.

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:53 (two years ago) link

Porcupine Tree

I actually really dug this band name before realizing it was a pun

tbf the name was supposed to be dumb, iirc Wilson made up a bunch of fake "lost" psychedelic bands when he was a teenager and that was one of them

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:58 (two years ago) link

that's a pun? idgi

Always thought Pineapple Thief was a worse name.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

Pine Tree
Porcupine Tree
*laughter*

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:02 (two years ago) link

lots of bad band names for sure but i'm not usually scared off by a name alone unless it's something like Reggae Rapids, which I spotted in an upcoming concert listing the other day. wtf that sounds like a racist disneyland ride.

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:07 (two years ago) link

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bruce spr!ngisH3r3 on broadway (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link

Joke/pun names are pretty bad… I liked the name Camper Van Beethoven more when I originally thought it was some dada sh!t, than when I got the “joke.”

search term: buttrock (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link

yeah, I became increasingly disappointed as I grew up and realized how much of what I once thought was weird and zany nonsense turned out to be clever wordplay.

peace, man, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:34 (two years ago) link

i hope no one cares about AIDS wolf these days

I still do. They were an awesome band, and are rad people btw. You might actually like them, if you weren't such a petty snob.

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:46 (two years ago) link

Pine Tree
Porcupine Tree
*laughter*

Oh god, okay, so it actually was the blindingly obvious one that made me assume I was missing some other, presumably archaic and British, meaning. Got it.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link

I still don't get it.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link

I liked all the weird Witch House names, †‡†, GL▲SS †33†H, ///▲▲▲\\\, ▼▲▼vagina vangi, I have records by all of these, though they are difficult to catalogue.


Same, I’m a fan

brimstead, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:53 (two years ago) link

I think I have an aversion to anything that has a name that smacks of "elves and fairies in the forest" or new age/hippie stuff - Animal Collective made me think of hippie jam bands where the musicians have power animals.

― photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 12:27 PM (twelve years ago)

I still have this aversion tbh which is why I have never listened to Porcupine Tree. ... also band names that are whimsical children's books or might as well be.

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:54 (two years ago) link

I still don't get it.

It's not so much a pun as it is a portmanteau.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:55 (two years ago) link


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