50 Cent is a dick

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I don't understand the dilemma about size, though, if it's just a replica of his own dick. It's like, it is what it is, surely?

He must be TEENY

― Kathy McGinty('s donut) (donut), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

Dude shut up.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

It's like, it is what it is, surely?

maybe he has several different dicks he uses on different occasions, sort of like those detachable heads you can stick on screwdrivers.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

"I don't know if big is better because I'm not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo"

At least we're still consulting men about what women want.

"Hey man, is it cool if your woman gets off?"
"I guess. I mean as long as she's still insecure enough to stay emotionally dependent on me, nahmsain'?"

― regular roundups (Dave M), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

nahmsain is an anagram for samhain. almost.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

Isn't Serge Nahmsian one of the guys from System of a Down?

― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:44 (twenty years ago)

So 50 doesn't want it to be too big but doesn't mind if the faux-fiddydiddly vibrates?

― 'Twan (miccio), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

god, i was repeatedly misreading the name of that book's author as "Carl Weathers"

― that's so taylrr (ken taylrr), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:51 (twenty years ago)

This is apparently the first in a new trend of "rock condoms".

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/5934/curtiscondoms7af.jpg

― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

I don't understand the dilemma about size, though, if it's just a replica of his own dick.

It's show business!

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

Samhain + System of a Down = foundation of all hip-hop culture

― regular roundups (Dave M), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:58 (twenty years ago)

Tracer, I don't see it as a dilemma as much as just blanket marketing of one's name to attach to what would be an otherwise "plain ol'" dildo/vibrator series... If it comes in any other size or shape other than just one, then it's obviously just branding... which is probably exactly what he and his management want.

Otherwise, this move would seem far too close to that of the porn/adult market, which would (ironically) work against 50 cent, from a marketing standpoint. "50 Cent is a THUG, not a porn star!", etc.

Granted, I'm hardly an active observant of gears behind the marketing of 50 Cent, so I'm presuming a lot here.. but the quotes above seem to telling enough in this case.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Friday, 2 December 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

I stress "ironically", because -- well, these things are not going to be sold at HMV or Spencer's Gifts in the shopping malls, obviously. They'll probably be sold on-line via some distant offshoot of his site, as far as a venue that's the most accessible and furthest from a flat-out adult warehouse.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Friday, 2 December 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Will Lloyd Banks being using these vibrators when he doesn't make another gay porn movie because that's not him?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

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http://www.wickedgoodart.org/downloads/miscellaneous/gunshot.jpg

― autovac (autovac), Sunday, 4 December 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

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― melton mowbray (adr), Sunday, 4 December 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

six years pass...

He seems to have shifted attitudes a bit:

https://twitter.com/50cent

Step to stop masturbating
Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites.
Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you.
Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs
Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ #3

― have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:31 (thirteen years ago)

one of those does not seem like the others

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)

50cent ‏@50cent
I'm practicing abstinence women = confusion I don't need right now.SMSaudio
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― jalapeno kloppers (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)

Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you??

― m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, you.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! lol God is watching you#SMS

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

Step 5 Dress backup dancers in burqas.

― canonical casual cordouroy (Eazy), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

50 Cent is has a dick

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

fool!!! lol

― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:52 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think the guy was actually masturbating at the same time as tweeting 50 Cent.

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

Step 5. Make Tony Yayo open the box

― Liberian Girlkeeper (some dude), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

a) it's weird he does that SMSaudio thing on every tweet b) weirder that he still did it on his one about chris lighty :(

― jalapeno kloppers (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 23:03 (thirteen years ago)

just bring me 50 cent: more blood on the sand and i will be happy

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

maybe dont package it with a 50 cent vibrator tho

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

gotta save something for the game of the year edition after all

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

The jeweled skull!

― jalapeno kloppers (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 27 September 2012 00:36 (thirteen years ago)

one of the best terrible video games of all time

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 00:41 (thirteen years ago)

”imma kill your whole generation motherfucker”

― jalapeno kloppers (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 27 September 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

To while away the hours between coint and plick results: the 50 CENT: BLOOD ON THE SAND taunts poll!

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 00:52 (thirteen years ago)

now closed but still vital demographic information for his street team imo

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 September 2012 00:53 (thirteen years ago)

50 Cent: that white fluid isn't blood on the sand

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 27 September 2012 07:47 (thirteen years ago)

Probably also want to turn controller vibration off.

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 27 September 2012 07:57 (thirteen years ago)

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