A new dawn in terror- Brokencyde are surpassed by Attack Attack!'s "Stick Stickly" and the emergence of CRABCORE

yo ho ho if you love jesus

and a bottle of altar wine

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^ can somebody shop a tricorner hat onto that dude

ridiculous party tunes delivered with a straight face

Are you sure about that (in re brokenCYDE, not Andrew WK)

I want to believe

first to make space invaders game wins

^ can somebody shop a tricorner hat onto that dude

― 鬼の手 (Edward III),

yes please do!

this music sounds like teen pregnancy, pick-ups with rims, and Friday night fights in a Burger King parking lot.

shit does not sound like bungle AT ALL

yeah like dan's right whiney i think u just got caught out

writing too many tweets got you reaching for one liners homie

nothing like mr bungle at all

also all this OMG i so wanna like them now to piss ppl off was funnier when da croupier was trying to get that stupid nickelback sounding band to place on the pazz & jop poll

Hinder!

I would unironically vote for brokencyde in pazz & jop

if I ever voted in pazz & jop

which I don't

the system works i guess

lol

You can't even be like "well I meant they were like Bungle in attitude" because um they aren't.

d4n you are grinding the heel in

I'd rather talk about Whiney being wrong than this music, tbh

sadism vs masochism tbh

no i think he means they're like bungle in that they are squatting down and mike patton is known to poop in like shoeboxes and shit

didn't he drink pee out of a glass slipper cuz someone said they liked limp bizkit or something?

pretty sure that was terence koh

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

http://www.hardtimes.ca/attackattack09

Q:'so what are the big changes in the scene?'

A:'t-shirts have more color on them.'

you guys are pretty fucking stupid sometimes

i never said they sounded like mr. bungle, i'm saying they play the role of the mr. bungle-style genre-mash 50-ideas-in-one-song band for a generation of kids that grew up on My Chem instead of Slayer

50 ideas is giving them too much credit

that interview is a real meeting of the minds.

and yeah, I'd say more "pretty fly for a white guy" than mr. bungle, but hey.

tbh I think this whole genre is just an way to sell tshirts

I think this whole genre any rock marketed towards 15 year olds is just a way to sell tshirts

not gonna lie, I kind of want a 'crab fukken core' t-shirt

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* A Day to Remember "Girls with skate shoes are gross"

you guys are pretty fucking stupid sometimes

― lohan on 'em (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, July 16, 2009 2:47 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

number 1- i'm not stupid, i'm right so fuck you, what the fuck is your deal?

i never said they sounded like mr. bungle, i'm saying they play the role of the mr. bungle-style genre-mash 50-ideas-in-one-song band for a generation of kids that grew up on My Chem instead of Slayer

― lohan on 'em (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, July 16, 2009 2:48 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bullshit, the song is just a boring normal song with some crappy techno-ish production shit. closer to static x with some dumb boy band singing on it than bungle.

that's not 50 ideas, it's barely one idea.

you obv don't even know bungle and are just half reciting some shit you think you thought you read one time.

calm down calm down
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gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

M@tt He1ges0n otm

things only Attack Attack can provoke

"hah, actually watching the confide video now. some serious crabcore action about 3mins in."

Damn you. I was proud of myself for turning this off half-way through. Then you made me look.

And now I'm feeling crabby. Praise Jesus.

^ What is happening to us?!

Some serious crabbing out going on there in the hallway. And is the crabcut the new crew cut?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bguejv_YCAs

crabbing is nice, but the song needs more crunk or more trance to be truly entertaining to me.

http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/andy-hillstrand-070809/1133904/

i'm surprised no one else has posted this. crabcore has gone mainstream!!! fastforward to the last minute.

i've calmed down now. sorry for the outburst.

wait, can we talk about how in that conan clip, the commercial before it has a grime mc? wtf?!

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/20/arts/music/20warp.html?_r=1

"In one of the day’s best sets Attack Attack! played punishing synth-screamo, though the small stage didn’t allow for the band members’ signature floor-scraping crouches."