A new dawn in terror- Brokencyde are surpassed by Attack Attack!'s "Stick Stickly" and the emergence of CRABCORE

I don't like the chavcore direction this has taken. can we just use this thread to discuss crabcore bands, plz?

AKA BRITS STAY OUT!!!!!

this is our artform. ours and ours alone!

as american as jazz

RavingKunaiX (57 minutes ago) 0 Reply | Spam
I heard someone call this band fucking retarded, i looked it up and it was fucking amazing, DnB, screamo, and even some 7 string guitar, i think i'm one for retarded music :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4axgxutuKY

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hey guys, check out this new crabcore record sleeve:

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"Define Cocky" is a remarkably long 2:57 second song.

Tho' yeah, Britishes should not try to compare any of their socialist-ass non-Jesus-aware musical forms to crabcore. Wait for it to die out, then sell it back to us 12 years later as sports arena chants.

Crabcore died when the first kid said
'crabcores not dead'

I zealously await post-crabcore!

Penicillincore?

cmon guys, crabcore may not quite sound as fresh as when we all first heard "stick stickly" anymore, but I think there is still lots of potential here. let's not mourn crabcore just yet.

i don't really get what's so funny about crabcore beyond the crabbing

like it's just mr. bungle for a generation of kids with assymetrical haircuts. ya'll act like you never heard a screamo band b4.

the crabbing is indeed funny

i wish scott would come in hear and get all indignant

here

Is this shit in Kerrang yet? If it does get in Kerrang then it could get huge and noone will be laughing at it anymore.

Is Brokencyde actually crabcore or is that like calling the Beatles a Merseybeat band?

ya'll act like you never heard a screamo band b4.

Xtian autotuned electro screamo w/ synchronized taint-banging is a sign of the End Times. God is in the details, are you rapture ready?

listenin to the devil wears prada "still fly" cover now. these doofuses are on warped tour? lolz.

purpletoilet420 (12 hours ago)

this is an AMAZING remake of a rap song. although i havent heard the rap song, probably shitty with thumpin base but tdwp definitely made it a song im gonna blast from my car. sick band im checkin out all their cds

like it's just mr. bungle for a generation of kids with assymetrical haircuts.

so basically you've never actually heard Mr. Bungle before

hahaha.

Bang your taint. Metal health will make you faint.

Bang your taint. Crabcore renders Bungle quaint.

lol @ AMG Brokencyde review

There's an old man pictured with a pimp chalice in the CD's booklet, so if that has you going "LOL," sign up. Otherwise, this is the most aptly named album ever and a parent's worst nightmare, thanks to its irresponsible attitude toward drinking, women, and songwriting.

i don't really get what's so funny about crabcore beyond the crabbing

What ISN'T funny about this stuff? Albeit it's funny in a "i'm laughing to keep myself from crying" sorta way.

Is Brokencyde actually crabcore or is that like calling the Beatles a Merseybeat band?

brokencyde is crunkcore!

more lol quotes from brokencyde reviews

If this is the future of music, it’s a future without hope.

If this s*** somehow manages to sell, and it will, then we are doomed as a society

Don't be fooled, it’s not music.

Music so bad, it has become the universal standard for bad music

they are universally reviled but I think that album is really funny and surprisingly consistent. plus their screamo/crunk hybrid sounds a lot more organic than attack attack's tortured genetic experiments.

plus they have a song with the chorus "girl you make my peepee hard"

quotes like that make me want to like brokencyde, actually.

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the level of po-faced handwringing is lolworthy in and of itself

I hope scott gives them a thumbs up in decibel

plus they have a song with the chorus "girl you make my peepee hard"

Less Bungle more Bloodhound Gang, then. (They HAVE been mentioned as a comparison point, surely.)

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3572765&blogId=443775467

I'll have to defer to yr more advanced knowledge of bloodhound gang here, ned... but the brokencyde vibe is closer to andrew wk, ridiculous party tunes delivered with a straight face rather than hur-hur novelty stuff

or should I say redonkulous

are there any Pirate Crabcore bands yet?

yo ho ho if you love jesus

and a bottle of altar wine

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^ can somebody shop a tricorner hat onto that dude

ridiculous party tunes delivered with a straight face

Are you sure about that (in re brokenCYDE, not Andrew WK)

I want to believe

first to make space invaders game wins

^ can somebody shop a tricorner hat onto that dude

― 鬼の手 (Edward III),

yes please do!

this music sounds like teen pregnancy, pick-ups with rims, and Friday night fights in a Burger King parking lot.

shit does not sound like bungle AT ALL