pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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Imagine going on this site in 2011 and pointing out that Justin Bieber and Demi Lovato would one day have more hipster cachet that tUnE yArDs

bruce spr!ngisH3r3 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 19 April 2021 19:43 (five years ago)

poptimism: where did it all go wrong

Paul Ponzi, Monday, 19 April 2021 20:02 (five years ago)

i mean the demi lovato album is pretty good tho

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 April 2021 20:03 (five years ago)

I think a way old school former ilxor got the demi lovato hive sicced on him because he was lukewarm on it

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 April 2021 20:22 (five years ago)

yeah they made a fake tweet screenshot of him supposedly crowing about her heroin overdose (that, even in the fake, didn't refer to her) and paired it with other damning evidence like how he once saw Pussy Riot play at a festival instead of Lovato

screaming that they were going to "get him fired" from Rolling Stone for having written one 7/10 positive freelance review

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 19 April 2021 20:27 (five years ago)

jeez the fake o.d. tweet, fandom is so fucked up now

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 April 2021 20:39 (five years ago)

I've been seeing more and more buzz for Ethel Cain lately, so I was reading that profile. Not sure I'm sold on her music yet, but I'm intrigued by the general vibe and aesthetic, though I kept finding myself doubting that "Anhedonia" is her real last name and isn't just another layer to the character she's creating.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 23 April 2021 17:09 (five years ago)

haha I read that yesterday and got intrigued then listened to it and was pretty let down

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 April 2021 17:11 (five years ago)

though I kept finding myself doubting that "Anhedonia" is her real last name and isn't just another layer to the character she's creating.

she's trans & has had a rocky relationship with her parents so i figured she probably just changed it for real

also, she's depressingly on dr. luke's actual label which feels like more of him trying to launder his reputation "look he's signing trans artists how progressive"

ufo, Friday, 23 April 2021 17:23 (five years ago)

oh damn is she canceled already

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 23 April 2021 17:26 (five years ago)

no it's just depressing

ufo, Friday, 23 April 2021 17:29 (five years ago)

she's trans & has had a rocky relationship with her parents so i figured she probably just changed it for real

That makes sense, it was just such an on the nose fictional name.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 23 April 2021 17:37 (five years ago)

This was amusing!

https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/best-and-worst-features-young-thug-slime-language-2/

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 24 April 2021 01:31 (five years ago)

I like Alphonse Pierre a lot

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 24 April 2021 01:44 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

How's Erykah Badu live?

Indexed, Monday, 17 May 2021 15:49 (five years ago)

prettttttttty gooooood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2-mrsXgMM

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:02 (five years ago)

it’s old but the mtv unplugged show is one of my favorite live things ever

brimstead, Monday, 17 May 2021 16:16 (five years ago)

a few obvious highlights aside, not a great lineup overall imo, lots of "popular with p4k" acts that are good-to-fine on record but seem like not that exciting to catch live

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:22 (five years ago)

How's Erykah Badu live?

Fantastic! Though not sure how her show would translate to a festival stage, tbh. Saw her in 2010 at the Chicago Theatre and it was an absolutely wonderful show.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:24 (five years ago)

that's otm, i think, tho it's hard to say how good a lot of these newer acts who haven't played for a crowd this size due to covid will do

xp

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:25 (five years ago)

Of the acts on the bill I've actually seen, the best was Hop Along, just because they had a bit of energy and their songs are very singalongable, but I wouldn't describe that show as particularly memorable.

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:28 (five years ago)

tbh barely any artists are that good at playing to festival sized crowds, it's pretty much the worst way to see music

unless they are like U2 or beyonce or someone who knows how to handle it

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:39 (five years ago)

i've seen hop along three times, pretty good each time, but they had by far the most energy when i saw them shortly after the release of painted shut. didn't feel to me like they figured out to summon that spirit when playing the newer songs

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:42 (five years ago)

festivals are for hanging out with friends and hearing music in the background

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:56 (five years ago)

i haven't been to a musical festival in forty years

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:56 (five years ago)

Last time I saw AnCo at P4k they were actually quite good at filling the festival stage. Pitchfork is pretty darn small as far as festivals go. Not everything translates, but more does than you might expect. E.g., Jamila Woods brought the whole church band last time and it was a blast.

Indexed, Monday, 17 May 2021 17:27 (five years ago)

i've seen badu at smaller and larger festivals and she's been great every time
she's gonna show up late tho

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 03:35 (five years ago)

DJ and Producer i_o’s Cause of Death Revealed

I can understand families not wanting people to assume suicide based on his age (or maybe to raise awareness about a particular disease/illness), but hiding/teasing the real answer behind a click like it's an album cover is pretty weird. (The answer: "The deadmau5 signee and Grimes collaborator died last year from complications caused by Hashimoto’s Thyroiditis.")

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 13:33 (five years ago)

"Causes of Death for Semi-Famous DJs and Producers (you won't believe #7)"

enochroot, Wednesday, 19 May 2021 20:33 (five years ago)

"complications caused by Hashimoto’s Thyroiditis" maybe a little wordy for a headline, but I hear you on the tease implied by "Revealed".

like a d4mn sociopath! (morrisp), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 20:38 (five years ago)

Here’s Everything that Happened at the Cause of Death Reveal Party

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 22:41 (five years ago)

Wow, surprise move for Pitchfork to pull Chicago away from touring with Rick Springfield to headline! (Although it would be awesome to hear Chicago II in its entirety, especially the harmonies on 'Fancy Colours')

Bill Bruford's drumbeat for "South Side of the Sky": proto-dubstep? (Prefecture), Thursday, 20 May 2021 02:17 (five years ago)

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/reigning-sound-a-little-more-time-with-reigning-sound/

First paragraph of this review is ridiculous, calling out Greg Cartwright for once being in a band of alleged "edgelords" who, twenty six years ago had a song with a bad word in its title (a song not written by Greg, by the way). The guy has been releasing records with his own band for two decades. This is the lede? Really?

Paul Ponzi, Friday, 21 May 2021 09:57 (five years ago)

pitchfork is just following the culture here. stories that drag up old controversies get clicks and drive engagement.

treeship., Friday, 21 May 2021 10:01 (five years ago)

this stuff getting called out 26 years late isn't deal but it's better than not at all. you can't give these bands and their enablers enough shit for this kind of thing

Left, Friday, 21 May 2021 10:17 (five years ago)

sorry this is a never living it down kind of situation, or should be

Left, Friday, 21 May 2021 10:17 (five years ago)

* not ideal not deal

Left, Friday, 21 May 2021 10:18 (five years ago)

But Pitchfork has reviewed the previous four RS albums without even mentioning this quarter century-old gaffe, so why effectively sink an album on the day of its release by dredging this up now?

And the thing is, the review is actually really good, in that it is a) positive (if unnecessarily snarky), and 2) well-written (many writers would kill to have written that cigarette-smoke-and-coffee-steam line). But there's no way this "Oblivians were actually Skrewdriver" angle isn't going to hurt what would have already been pretty meager sales. Not saying anyone should get a pass for using that word obviously, now or ever, but I still feel like it was an unnecessary cheap shot

Paul Ponzi, Friday, 21 May 2021 10:25 (five years ago)

I assume because p4k came out of the same racist edgelord indie culture and no reviewer thought to bring it up before or it would have hit too close to home

the comparison isn't skrewdriver it's cocorosie or something idk

Left, Friday, 21 May 2021 10:35 (five years ago)

do they really have the power to sink albums these days

Left, Friday, 21 May 2021 10:35 (five years ago)

But Pitchfork has reviewed the previous four RS albums without even mentioning this quarter century-old gaffe, so why effectively sink an album on the day of its release by dredging this up now?

Gee I wonder if there's anything about the different reviewers that might clue us in here. Something that unlike the previous two reviewers might make Terry not dismiss the n-word as a "bad word"? Cool to get some white people's thoughts on the statute of limitations on racial slurs though, thanks, there hasn't been enough of that in our public discourse.

This thread's persistent desire to view pfork as some kind of totalitarian culture committee or treeship's relentless need to make a sadface at cancel culture can end up making you look pretty ignorant.

rob, Friday, 21 May 2021 12:02 (five years ago)

this stuff can sometimes irk but it didn't seem like a bad approach here - "note the offense, note how the artist's approach has changed, then go on to talk about the new record" as is done here seems perfectly fine to me

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Friday, 21 May 2021 12:18 (five years ago)

lmao at getting mad at this review

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Friday, 21 May 2021 15:41 (five years ago)

yeah tbh it strikes me as an extremely fair & broadminded way of handling that, not ignoring, excusing or forgiving that stuff while also not defining him by it. the whole context of how & why its brought up in the review is to talk about the ways in which hes changed. a totally fair cop imo

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 21 May 2021 16:19 (five years ago)

yeah i didn't think it was unfair

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 May 2021 17:00 (five years ago)

This is like saying no one can ever say "in retrospect, naming a band 'Rapeman' was a bad idea" when talking about Steve Albini

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Friday, 21 May 2021 17:05 (five years ago)

Having checked out the song in question, Terry was, if anything, overly generous: the word's not just in the title, which that review kind of implies is the case

rob, Friday, 21 May 2021 17:16 (five years ago)

I was struggling to think of a good analogy but Albini is a good one.

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Friday, 21 May 2021 17:18 (five years ago)

has albini talked about that any time recently? i vaguely remember it in Our Band Could Be Your Life, but it seemed to be not much more than wanting to shock people

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 May 2021 17:23 (five years ago)


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