A new dawn in terror- Brokencyde are surpassed by Attack Attack!'s "Stick Stickly" and the emergence of CRABCORE

next crabcore band
Christ... That Was Awful!

crabcore originators:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KubgMDSMXfI

Here is a similar thread over on DFFD http://www.foreverdoomed.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=11567

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxwhqcdedRw

btw why is there no thread on chavcore yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=255euVhmdW0

Someone called TRC "Ninebar meets Blazin Squad"

Not heard Ninebar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anz_kVX3KGk

Has this been posted already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8brx6BG_CtY

XDShame7XD (4 days ago)
Y would BrokeNCYDE sing with these kids they suck they given BrokeNCYDE a bad rep BC13 MOTHERFUCKERS

TheKidWithBadHairJK (4 days ago)

wtf? slipknot is terrible. go listen to real metal like suicide silence

again with british people having to give a fucking genre name for everything

"chavcore" is pretty much just early 90s NYHC with british accents. why do you guys have to all try to out-name simon reynolds

Prancehall did a Guardian blog ages ago about TRC (short for Teenage Robbing Crew FYI) where he did his weird thing of highlighting something that almost no-one reading would have heard of, just to clown it... I mean they suck but he does seem to do this quite a lot

xp the ***EXCITING*** difference is it's tuffguy HC with grime vocals - this is a major breakthrough

they all secretly want to write for the NME?
xpost

(and they're white btw)

It's not really Teenage Robbin' Crew is it? I read it was The Revolution Continues.

Like I can see the dudes who came up with "wonky" or "aquacrunk" or whatever just salivating to themselves, "yes.... this is going to be my 'post-rock'"

tho maybe this belongs on a different thread, but i just didnt want the abuse from starting a chavcore thread :)

I remember them from I dunno four years back - it's a Knuckledust sideline if that means anything - and it's always been Teenage Robbing Crew to me, which I'm glad of for reasons of comedy. Maybe they changed it :/

what other chavcore bands are there?

haha I was about to say I think they're in a class of one tbh

That Attack Attack! number is atrocious but I've watched that video with the old farmhouse at least once a day for the last couple of weeks so I guess I must like it on some level. The bit where they go "whooooo" and lift their guitars above their heads is adorable. Ned upthread is on point, they really don't look any more ridiculous than the mc5 did back in the day. I doubt I'd want to listen to the number without the video running as well.

The Confide video is shit, I couldn't stand to watch it all the way through. They are better-looking, or at least a couple of them are, than Attack Attack! is about as much praise as i can think of.

Anything "chav" is so three years ago at this point I would have thought?

Like in the 90s there was quite a lot of NYHC types that decided they could rap and acted on it but that's not rilly the same thing tho I daresay it's an influence

biohazard and sick of it all are to blame?

hah, actually watching the confide video now. some serious crabcore action about 3mins in.

― picture me lolin' (Alan N), Monday, July 13, 2009 12:43 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark

haaaaaaaaa

LOL http://www.last.fm/tag/chavcore

well there you go

oh no, even Glasgow cant escape (but shouldnt he be calling it "Nedcore"?)
http://glasgow.gumtree.com/glasgow/12/38949012.html

biohazard and sick of it all are to blame?

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, July 13, 2009 8:39 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Biohazard I guess yeah but for the real garbage you want stuff like most of the bands on this label http://www.myspace.com/backtabasicsrecords

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnLVB2GkXM4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_QeT1_ECUo

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=1668092647

Fusing blistering vocals and cutting music, Floors and Walls seek the boundaries of the current hyper active scene. They defy all conceptions set before them with a new sound you have to hear. A melting pot of hard rock, knockout rhythms, melodic guitars and soulful yet hard-hitting lyrics, Floors and Walls are at the cutting edge of a new sound rising from the streets of Brighton.
"A phenomenon waiting to happen! Chav-core has arrived and its bloody brilliant! Rage Against the Machine meets The Streets!! I shouldnt need to say any more, check them out! The track Head Access is a cracker!! Im loving this!" - Damien Keyes - JuiceFM

"The best thing I've heard in years!" - Yap - Vocals for PinkPunk / One Minute Silence

"These guys have tapped into something seriously interesting!" - Kieron Pepper - Drummer for Prodigy

http://www.thebadgeronline.co.uk/arts/floors-and-walls-talent-that-blows-off-the-ceiling/

‘Floors and Walls’ chavcore sound is the perfect companion to the “spliff and Playstation”generation we all so willingly seem to be a part of’

"FLOORS AND WALLS : Welcome To Chav-core !!"

^ahem

http://www.purevolume.com/kidswithcannons

"Kids With Cannons, aren't children or goats. KWC are a self-titled 'chavcore'/upbeat punk/post hard-core band from South London leading a revolution, a Reebok Revolution. Chavs are now using guitars as instruments, not weapons.

"and a cover of the classic Beastie Boy's track 'Sabotage'"

OK I got their single in the post this morning and had to listen to this track on it three times to confirm that I'm not losing my mind and they really sing "I'm gonna set it straight, this MARGATE".

lololol had honestly forgotten all about these guys

lololol

I doubt I'd want to listen to the number without the video running as well.

funny thing is I really like the new brokencyde album but I can't watch their videos

<3 u all

I don't like the chavcore direction this has taken. can we just use this thread to discuss crabcore bands, plz?

AKA BRITS STAY OUT!!!!!

this is our artform. ours and ours alone!

as american as jazz

RavingKunaiX (57 minutes ago) 0 Reply | Spam
I heard someone call this band fucking retarded, i looked it up and it was fucking amazing, DnB, screamo, and even some 7 string guitar, i think i'm one for retarded music :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4axgxutuKY

http://3dflags.com/art/comps/usa0001/3dflags_usa0001-0003a.gif?1190601736

xp

hey guys, check out this new crabcore record sleeve:

https://ssl.maui.net/pbm-ssl/MenuBlock/TheseColorsDon%27tRun.gif

"Define Cocky" is a remarkably long 2:57 second song.

Tho' yeah, Britishes should not try to compare any of their socialist-ass non-Jesus-aware musical forms to crabcore. Wait for it to die out, then sell it back to us 12 years later as sports arena chants.

Crabcore died when the first kid said
'crabcores not dead'