pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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wow this is a bad review

On “Two Feet in Front,” a 1994 single for K’s International Pop Underground series, they approached their arrangements first like glassblowers, drawing out elegantly elongated tones, then blacksmiths, hammering bent chords till sparks flew.

These Are Not Fall Colors is not a manifesto but a personal statement, the sound of a fistful of wrinkled notebook pages covered in blurry blue ballpoint.

There’s no actual melody to speak of; bass, guitar, and drums merely tumble in rough concord, like a rockslide moving grudgingly uphill. Jayne is sing-shouting front and center, something about seriousness and serial killers, while in the background, another voice screams bloody murder.

Also he mentions LAL!

With his Love as Laughter project, Jayne’s tapes would occupy him, miraculously, for the next 26 years of his life.

a (waterface), Monday, 12 April 2021 14:28 (five years ago)

They must have added that, I swear it wasn’t there y’day.

Yawnsomely Literal Cover Band (morrisp), Monday, 12 April 2021 14:48 (five years ago)

I believe it

a (waterface), Monday, 12 April 2021 14:52 (five years ago)

They've definitely added that later, it wasn't formulated like that when I read the piece yesterday

willem, Monday, 12 April 2021 14:52 (five years ago)

I never knew Sam was Layne Staley's cousin!

willem, Monday, 12 April 2021 14:55 (five years ago)

I didn’t either!

Yawnsomely Literal Cover Band (morrisp), Monday, 12 April 2021 14:58 (five years ago)

On its 10th anniversary, Van Etten revisits the landmark that marked her arrival to the forefront of indie rock with a collection of covers, from Lucinda Williams to Fiona Apple, that offer proof of her music’s deep healing and complexity.

are we buying magic crystals or

Paul Ponzi, Monday, 19 April 2021 12:07 (five years ago)

get really weary of this thing where the tenth anniversary of every well reviewed indie rock album ever recorded is somehow a milestone

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 April 2021 13:42 (five years ago)

Whokill (stylized as w h o k i l l) is the second full-length release by Merrill Garbus' project Tune-Yards. It was released on 4AD Records on April 19, 2011.

How are you guys celebrating w h o k i l l day?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 19 April 2021 14:20 (five years ago)

listening to dr. feelgood

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 19 April 2021 14:22 (five years ago)

they didnt even review the latest tune-yards record weirdly (it was great fwiw)

ufo, Monday, 19 April 2021 14:26 (five years ago)

xpost down by the jetty goes hard

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 April 2021 14:27 (five years ago)

i remember being confused by the 10th anniversary reissue of The Moon and Antarctica, like really, we're doing this?

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 19 April 2021 14:28 (five years ago)

they didnt even review the latest tune-yards record weirdly (it was great fwiw)

― ufo, Monday, April 19, 2021 10:26 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

She should have released it on Griselda

bruce spr!ngisH3r3 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 19 April 2021 14:39 (five years ago)

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 April 2021 14:52 (five years ago)

"a decade after baby shark, what's changed?"

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 April 2021 15:17 (five years ago)

get really weary of this thing where the tenth anniversary of every well reviewed indie rock album ever recorded is somehow a milestone

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 April 2021 13:42 (two hours ago) link

Because they're trying to drive sales

Evan, Monday, 19 April 2021 16:12 (five years ago)

"a decade after baby shark, what's changed?"

― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, April 19, 2021 8:17 AM

NOTHING I STILL CAN'T SLEEP OH GOD IT HAUNTS ME

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 19 April 2021 17:46 (five years ago)

If you were 18 when all those albums came out they do probably feel like milestones. Plus you're all, can you believe we're 28 now, when did we get so old??! and you want to canonize the stuff from high school.

We all did it, what's wrong with letting the kids do it too?

(granted, I think we waited until the 20 year anniversary)

enochroot, Monday, 19 April 2021 18:18 (five years ago)

they didnt even review the latest tune-yards record weirdly (it was great fwiw)

― ufo, poniedziałek, 19 kwietnia 2021 16:26 (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Weird they totally skipped this one, given the amount of praise they gave the band in the early 2010s

ˈʌglɪɪst preɪ, Monday, 19 April 2021 18:25 (five years ago)

it's not cool to like tuneyards right now

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 April 2021 19:34 (five years ago)

Imagine going on this site in 2011 and pointing out that Justin Bieber and Demi Lovato would one day have more hipster cachet that tUnE yArDs

bruce spr!ngisH3r3 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 19 April 2021 19:43 (five years ago)

poptimism: where did it all go wrong

Paul Ponzi, Monday, 19 April 2021 20:02 (five years ago)

i mean the demi lovato album is pretty good tho

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 April 2021 20:03 (five years ago)

I think a way old school former ilxor got the demi lovato hive sicced on him because he was lukewarm on it

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 April 2021 20:22 (five years ago)

yeah they made a fake tweet screenshot of him supposedly crowing about her heroin overdose (that, even in the fake, didn't refer to her) and paired it with other damning evidence like how he once saw Pussy Riot play at a festival instead of Lovato

screaming that they were going to "get him fired" from Rolling Stone for having written one 7/10 positive freelance review

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 19 April 2021 20:27 (five years ago)

jeez the fake o.d. tweet, fandom is so fucked up now

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 April 2021 20:39 (five years ago)

I've been seeing more and more buzz for Ethel Cain lately, so I was reading that profile. Not sure I'm sold on her music yet, but I'm intrigued by the general vibe and aesthetic, though I kept finding myself doubting that "Anhedonia" is her real last name and isn't just another layer to the character she's creating.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 23 April 2021 17:09 (five years ago)

haha I read that yesterday and got intrigued then listened to it and was pretty let down

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 April 2021 17:11 (five years ago)

though I kept finding myself doubting that "Anhedonia" is her real last name and isn't just another layer to the character she's creating.

she's trans & has had a rocky relationship with her parents so i figured she probably just changed it for real

also, she's depressingly on dr. luke's actual label which feels like more of him trying to launder his reputation "look he's signing trans artists how progressive"

ufo, Friday, 23 April 2021 17:23 (five years ago)

oh damn is she canceled already

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 23 April 2021 17:26 (five years ago)

no it's just depressing

ufo, Friday, 23 April 2021 17:29 (five years ago)

she's trans & has had a rocky relationship with her parents so i figured she probably just changed it for real

That makes sense, it was just such an on the nose fictional name.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 23 April 2021 17:37 (five years ago)

This was amusing!

https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/best-and-worst-features-young-thug-slime-language-2/

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 24 April 2021 01:31 (five years ago)

I like Alphonse Pierre a lot

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 24 April 2021 01:44 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

How's Erykah Badu live?

Indexed, Monday, 17 May 2021 15:49 (five years ago)

prettttttttty gooooood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2-mrsXgMM

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:02 (five years ago)

it’s old but the mtv unplugged show is one of my favorite live things ever

brimstead, Monday, 17 May 2021 16:16 (five years ago)

a few obvious highlights aside, not a great lineup overall imo, lots of "popular with p4k" acts that are good-to-fine on record but seem like not that exciting to catch live

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:22 (five years ago)

How's Erykah Badu live?

Fantastic! Though not sure how her show would translate to a festival stage, tbh. Saw her in 2010 at the Chicago Theatre and it was an absolutely wonderful show.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:24 (five years ago)

that's otm, i think, tho it's hard to say how good a lot of these newer acts who haven't played for a crowd this size due to covid will do

xp

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:25 (five years ago)

Of the acts on the bill I've actually seen, the best was Hop Along, just because they had a bit of energy and their songs are very singalongable, but I wouldn't describe that show as particularly memorable.

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:28 (five years ago)

tbh barely any artists are that good at playing to festival sized crowds, it's pretty much the worst way to see music

unless they are like U2 or beyonce or someone who knows how to handle it

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:39 (five years ago)

i've seen hop along three times, pretty good each time, but they had by far the most energy when i saw them shortly after the release of painted shut. didn't feel to me like they figured out to summon that spirit when playing the newer songs

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:42 (five years ago)

festivals are for hanging out with friends and hearing music in the background

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:56 (five years ago)

i haven't been to a musical festival in forty years

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:56 (five years ago)

Last time I saw AnCo at P4k they were actually quite good at filling the festival stage. Pitchfork is pretty darn small as far as festivals go. Not everything translates, but more does than you might expect. E.g., Jamila Woods brought the whole church band last time and it was a blast.

Indexed, Monday, 17 May 2021 17:27 (five years ago)

i've seen badu at smaller and larger festivals and she's been great every time
she's gonna show up late tho

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 03:35 (five years ago)

DJ and Producer i_o’s Cause of Death Revealed

I can understand families not wanting people to assume suicide based on his age (or maybe to raise awareness about a particular disease/illness), but hiding/teasing the real answer behind a click like it's an album cover is pretty weird. (The answer: "The deadmau5 signee and Grimes collaborator died last year from complications caused by Hashimoto’s Thyroiditis.")

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 13:33 (five years ago)


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