pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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I think Kanye had a lot to do with it tbh -- placing the idea in the heads of normies that it really matters who wins a meaningless trophy.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:19 (five years ago)

xp yeah, i never hear people talking about grammys

also, just want to issue a mea culpa about my use of "grammies" over the years. i'm sorry, usually i notice mistakes like that!

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:26 (five years ago)

so, i would like to formally submit a revised nomination for the reformed Rock n' Roll Hall of Grammys

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:26 (five years ago)

Music for the Meat Processing Plant.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:27 (five years ago)

by "people" i meant "the discourse," which is comprised of "very online people"

caek or daeth (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:28 (five years ago)

xp reznor's done it again!

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:29 (five years ago)

i would like to suggest we start calling them "The Grammas"

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:29 (five years ago)

yeah maybe no one IRL talks about this shit, but I definitely noticed a few years ago that even the dinkiest award show could generate a slew of GIFticles about the most WTF moments or whatever

rob, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:31 (five years ago)

The Gammys

rob, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:31 (five years ago)

to be clear, in my experience people are talking about the Grammys less now than they used to

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:32 (five years ago)

like, literally all of my friends followed the Grammys and had some level of opinion on them across all sorts of genres and we all followed all of the Grammy coverage and watched the show and gave post-mortems and it was A Thing and now it feels like the critical discourse is the same and everyone I regularly interact with is like ".... nah I'm good"

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:34 (five years ago)

Hm, in that case maybe it's just that only younger people (ever) care, but now they're all online

rob, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:39 (five years ago)

Fwiw, a lot of kids were talking about it in my classes today (UK, 13-16yr olds).

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:45 (five years ago)

Not putting any stock into awards is something that comes with maturity. Once you realize that every accolade in popular culture is essentially meaningless (and that extends to things like the Pulitzer, Booker, Nobel for Literature, Oscars, etc.) you can appreciate the meaning behind the art more and divorce the aesthetics from the politics and climate of the awarding bodies.

beamish13, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:50 (five years ago)

phbbbbbt

brimstead, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:52 (five years ago)

Once you realize that every accolade in popular culture is essentially meaningless (and that extends to things like the Pulitzer, Booker, Nobel for Literature, Oscars, etc.) you can appreciate the meaning behind the art more and divorce the aesthetics from the politics and climate of the awarding bodies.

oh cool I never figured this out -- this is why I visit ILE.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:53 (five years ago)

grammys is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

caek or daeth (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:55 (five years ago)

I'm not sure I am getting the correct gist of beamish13's post, is anyone here fluent in Transliterated Fart Sounds

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:04 (five years ago)

watson and crick, more like weakson and dick

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:05 (five years ago)

xp I think brimstead is?

tbf he did say "for Literature"

rob, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:07 (five years ago)

1 - The purpose of awards are:
a) to support the awardee
b) to signal to viewers that the awardee's work and life is to be treated with respect
c) to signal that the awarder is the arbiter
d) to signal that supporters fo the awardee are justified and to be enriched, either with Klout Points (tm) or residuals

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G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:10 (five years ago)

Best Contemporary Flex (Messageboard/Non-Classical)

A+

dictated by an industry that routinely protects its abusers and paedos

might have to narrow this one down

armoured van, Holden (sic), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:32 (five years ago)

Once you realize that every accolade in popular culture is essentially meaningless (and that extends to things like the Pulitzer, Booker, Nobel for Literature, Oscars, etc.) you can appreciate the meaning behind the art more and divorce the aesthetics from the politics and climate of the awarding bodies.

There is a contradiction here. How can they be "essentially meaningless" when they reflect "the politics and climate of the awarding bodies"? Maybe you don't care about that, but there's meaning in it. In fact, a big part of what continues to interest me about awards is how they fit into broader cultural narratives.

jaymc, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:42 (five years ago)

I don't think such awards are meaningless, but in *many* cases, considerations of the market are paramount, and considerations of whether something is *actually good* are secondary.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:04 (five years ago)

they should try to capture the early 00s magic by every year picking a different steely dan song as record of the year

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:16 (five years ago)

I don't think such awards are meaningless, but in *many* cases, considerations of the market are paramount, and considerations of whether something is *actually good* are secondary.

― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, March 16, 2021 5:04 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Most of the time, I don't think that awards voters are deliberately choosing to reward commercial success over artistic merit. But the market obviously does have a profound effect on how the awards take shape, most clearly evidenced by the fact that promotional campaigns are waged by those who can afford them.

What's interesting to me is how these considerations clash with each other. The Oscars, for instance, routinely shuts out a lot of indie and foreign films because they don't play the game, but AMPAS (and many of the voters themselves) still want the awards to be seen as prestigious and markers of quality. They want to recognize commercially successful films to show that they are relevant (and to juice TV ratings), but they don't want to tarnish the legacy and become the People's Choice Awards.

jaymc, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:40 (five years ago)

the grammys have always focused on music that sells, and artists who release blockbuster albums expect to be nominated. hence the weeknd's tantrum.

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:51 (five years ago)

Most of the time, I don't think that awards voters are deliberately choosing to reward commercial success over artistic merit.

non-commercial music is excluded in advance from consideration.

treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:53 (five years ago)

Radiohead want a word with you.

(NB: if you consider them "non-commercial").

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:55 (five years ago)

of course they're not "non-commercial"

treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:56 (five years ago)

even if their music isn't commercial-sounding, it sells.

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:58 (five years ago)

exactly. i love radiohead but they are huge and so it makes sense the grammys have recognized them

treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:03 (five years ago)

eilish, too, has an unusual sound. but she proved herself in the market first. i don't even really get her music but her following seems authentic to me.

treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:04 (five years ago)

So much residual rockism itt.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:05 (five years ago)

^^^seriously

imago, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:07 (five years ago)

I'm lovin' it.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:08 (five years ago)

you all sound like gregg turkington revering oscer

imago, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:08 (five years ago)

i made a simple, common sense suggestion - award all the grammys to steely dan every year - to try and build a bipartisan solution, and you come in once again with the politics of division

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:19 (five years ago)

(imago did you listen to thinking fellers union again?)

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:20 (five years ago)

i have given them a go and enjoyed it, need to return! i don't think grammy will be rewarding them any time soon though

imago, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:21 (five years ago)

I dunno if my comment was rockist but it wasn't meant to be. I like some pop music, but not the sort of pop music that gets Grammy's, usually. treeship got the gist of what I was writing: non-commercial music is precluded from even being considered, and thus, it is objectively true (IMHO) that commercial success is valued over artistic merit in such environments.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 02:12 (five years ago)

Ums OTM and the way he slyly upped the ante in his follow-up post shows real political acumen.

to party with our demons (Sund4r), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 03:09 (five years ago)

Brad's Anita Baker review is fantastic. The final image — Baker as "a magician pulling silk scarves from her mouth" — is one of the best things I've read all year. Great work, Brad!

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 21 March 2021 11:51 (five years ago)

That is a beautiful piece for a beautiful album

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:12 (five years ago)

Beautiful

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:36 (five years ago)

That's a magnificent piece.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:40 (five years ago)

Great stuff

No idea she was only 27, looked it up, same age as Prince, definitely didn't perceive them as being the same age as the time

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:55 (five years ago)

thanks y'all it means a lot <3

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 21 March 2021 16:26 (five years ago)

I loved it.

No wonder you were quiet on the Rapture revive.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 March 2021 16:35 (five years ago)

Good stuff, Brad, as always.

pomenitul, Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:01 (five years ago)


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