pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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I first heard of him when the Pavement guy shouted his name on "Cut Your Hair."

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:37 (three years ago) link

My mistake, it was best metal. I forget who said "don't know what that means"

billstevejim, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:39 (three years ago) link

IIRC they invited a bunch of new members, with an focus on diversity

this is from variety:

the 2020 class of invitees is 48% female, 21% African-American or African descent, 8% Hispanic, 3% Asian-American and Pacific Islander and 5% “other.” The Recording Academy’s current membership is 26% female and 25% from traditionally underrepresented communities, according to the announcement.

so they're trying to correct a problem of female underrepresentation by sending fewer than half of new invitations to women. which seems not very helpful.

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:41 (three years ago) link

Then I agree, it does sound like they need to diversify their membership base even more.

beer drops on my keytar (morrisp), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link

The best way to correct the Grammys is to end it and never do it again

billstevejim, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link

no we need to end the grammies and reform it as the rock n' roll hall of grammies, which will of course be open to all styles of music

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:45 (three years ago) link

Are there people who would actually miss the grammys is they just disappeared? Besides Quincey Jones or Bono

billstevejim, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:49 (three years ago) link

rock n' roll hall of grammies

they should apply the rock hall of fame 25-year rule to the grammys: use the 2021 grammys to honor the music of 1996. with that kind of perspective, they'd have at least a chance of getting it right!

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link

I really am starting to think the media's perception of popular culture is more and more at odds with reality

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/mar/15/the-grammys-diverse-winner-list-isnt-box-ticking-these-are-terrific-artists

https://variety.com/2021/tv/news/grammy-awards-ratings-2021-1234930898/

bruce spr!ngisH3r3 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link

Just countless articles about the granular particulars of the Grammys diversity scorecard when, in reality, there's numbers that back up no one cares about the fuckin Grammys anymore

bruce spr!ngisH3r3 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:53 (three years ago) link

I first heard of him when the Pavement guy shouted his name on "Cut Your Hair."

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, March 16, 2021 2:37 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i laughed

caek or daeth (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link

xp This year’s super low ratings have gotten coverage though

beer drops on my keytar (morrisp), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:04 (three years ago) link

Any good ally knows that the Grammys have had diversity problems for 60+ years and letting Meghan and Cardi scissor each other in COVID masks isn't going to change the geriatric clusterfuck and bottom-line acquiescence of an award show dictated by an industry that routinely protects its abusers and paedos + has been completely ripping off black artists for a solid century. These articles are for, like, children and the absolute dumbest neo-liberals and they just keep coming and coming and coming like some racist turd is going to surf his way over to the Guardian during a break at the meat-processing plant and change his mind about cancel culture because Alex Petridis says Brittany Howard is good actually.

bruce spr!ngisH3r3 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:07 (three years ago) link

i do feel like people are talking a lot more about the grammys nowadays than they ever did when the music industry was at its actual commercial peak in the 90s (and extending into the '00s). why are people addicted to writing/talking about it these days? is it just the content industrial complex, or stan culture, or because artists themselves seem to care more?

caek or daeth (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:10 (three years ago) link

all three + social media

rob, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:13 (three years ago) link

also it doesn't feel to me like more people are talking about The Grammys?

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:18 (three years ago) link

I think Kanye had a lot to do with it tbh -- placing the idea in the heads of normies that it really matters who wins a meaningless trophy.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:19 (three years ago) link

xp yeah, i never hear people talking about grammys

also, just want to issue a mea culpa about my use of "grammies" over the years. i'm sorry, usually i notice mistakes like that!

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:26 (three years ago) link

so, i would like to formally submit a revised nomination for the reformed Rock n' Roll Hall of Grammys

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:26 (three years ago) link

Music for the Meat Processing Plant.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:27 (three years ago) link

by "people" i meant "the discourse," which is comprised of "very online people"

caek or daeth (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link

xp reznor's done it again!

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:29 (three years ago) link

i would like to suggest we start calling them "The Grammas"

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:29 (three years ago) link

yeah maybe no one IRL talks about this shit, but I definitely noticed a few years ago that even the dinkiest award show could generate a slew of GIFticles about the most WTF moments or whatever

rob, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:31 (three years ago) link

The Gammys

rob, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:31 (three years ago) link

to be clear, in my experience people are talking about the Grammys less now than they used to

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:32 (three years ago) link

like, literally all of my friends followed the Grammys and had some level of opinion on them across all sorts of genres and we all followed all of the Grammy coverage and watched the show and gave post-mortems and it was A Thing and now it feels like the critical discourse is the same and everyone I regularly interact with is like ".... nah I'm good"

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:34 (three years ago) link

Hm, in that case maybe it's just that only younger people (ever) care, but now they're all online

rob, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:39 (three years ago) link

Fwiw, a lot of kids were talking about it in my classes today (UK, 13-16yr olds).

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link

Not putting any stock into awards is something that comes with maturity. Once you realize that every accolade in popular culture is essentially meaningless (and that extends to things like the Pulitzer, Booker, Nobel for Literature, Oscars, etc.) you can appreciate the meaning behind the art more and divorce the aesthetics from the politics and climate of the awarding bodies.

beamish13, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:50 (three years ago) link

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brimstead, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:52 (three years ago) link

Once you realize that every accolade in popular culture is essentially meaningless (and that extends to things like the Pulitzer, Booker, Nobel for Literature, Oscars, etc.) you can appreciate the meaning behind the art more and divorce the aesthetics from the politics and climate of the awarding bodies.

oh cool I never figured this out -- this is why I visit ILE.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link

grammys is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

caek or daeth (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:55 (three years ago) link

I'm not sure I am getting the correct gist of beamish13's post, is anyone here fluent in Transliterated Fart Sounds

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:04 (three years ago) link

watson and crick, more like weakson and dick

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link

xp I think brimstead is?

tbf he did say "for Literature"

rob, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:07 (three years ago) link

1 - The purpose of awards are:
a) to support the awardee
b) to signal to viewers that the awardee's work and life is to be treated with respect
c) to signal that the awarder is the arbiter
d) to signal that supporters fo the awardee are justified and to be enriched, either with Klout Points (tm) or residuals

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G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link

Best Contemporary Flex (Messageboard/Non-Classical)

A+

dictated by an industry that routinely protects its abusers and paedos

might have to narrow this one down

armoured van, Holden (sic), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:32 (three years ago) link

Once you realize that every accolade in popular culture is essentially meaningless (and that extends to things like the Pulitzer, Booker, Nobel for Literature, Oscars, etc.) you can appreciate the meaning behind the art more and divorce the aesthetics from the politics and climate of the awarding bodies.

There is a contradiction here. How can they be "essentially meaningless" when they reflect "the politics and climate of the awarding bodies"? Maybe you don't care about that, but there's meaning in it. In fact, a big part of what continues to interest me about awards is how they fit into broader cultural narratives.

jaymc, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link

I don't think such awards are meaningless, but in *many* cases, considerations of the market are paramount, and considerations of whether something is *actually good* are secondary.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:04 (three years ago) link

they should try to capture the early 00s magic by every year picking a different steely dan song as record of the year

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:16 (three years ago) link

I don't think such awards are meaningless, but in *many* cases, considerations of the market are paramount, and considerations of whether something is *actually good* are secondary.

― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, March 16, 2021 5:04 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Most of the time, I don't think that awards voters are deliberately choosing to reward commercial success over artistic merit. But the market obviously does have a profound effect on how the awards take shape, most clearly evidenced by the fact that promotional campaigns are waged by those who can afford them.

What's interesting to me is how these considerations clash with each other. The Oscars, for instance, routinely shuts out a lot of indie and foreign films because they don't play the game, but AMPAS (and many of the voters themselves) still want the awards to be seen as prestigious and markers of quality. They want to recognize commercially successful films to show that they are relevant (and to juice TV ratings), but they don't want to tarnish the legacy and become the People's Choice Awards.

jaymc, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:40 (three years ago) link

the grammys have always focused on music that sells, and artists who release blockbuster albums expect to be nominated. hence the weeknd's tantrum.

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:51 (three years ago) link

Most of the time, I don't think that awards voters are deliberately choosing to reward commercial success over artistic merit.

non-commercial music is excluded in advance from consideration.

treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:53 (three years ago) link

Radiohead want a word with you.

(NB: if you consider them "non-commercial").

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:55 (three years ago) link

of course they're not "non-commercial"

treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:56 (three years ago) link

even if their music isn't commercial-sounding, it sells.

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:58 (three years ago) link

exactly. i love radiohead but they are huge and so it makes sense the grammys have recognized them

treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:03 (three years ago) link

eilish, too, has an unusual sound. but she proved herself in the market first. i don't even really get her music but her following seems authentic to me.

treeship., Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:04 (three years ago) link


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