I tried doing it just in thought, and it feels like it would be fun for about a third of it, when you're revisiting artists you probably enjoy immensely. But then there's a morass of artists that you kind of like - particularly ones who have done as much bad work as good - and then it turns into a masochist endeavor evaluating the ones you hate, at least if you really want to consider who's worst, this shit artist or that one. It's more tempting to do that first third and then add all the artists you think they've missed, particularly the ones that aren't likely to get in.
― birdistheword, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:23 (five years ago)
it has a lot of weird wrong ones that are side by side, like the Yardbirds directly above Lou Reed (who I like the Yardbirds but they are band whose reputation lies largely in what its members did after they quit the band)
jackson 5 over the temptations
janis joplin is ranked above jackie wilson which is just a travesty if you're talking about soul singing
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:31 (five years ago)
I remember that list when it came out...I thought the rankings (if not the write-ups themselves) were most interesting for me in the middle. Up at the top and towards the bottom, the artists tend to be so hugely important or so marginal, I find the rankings almost interchangeable. It's in the middle third where I thinking too-high and too-low and all of that.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:38 (five years ago)
The rankings are kind of loose - he notes that somewhere in the beginning (i.e. is #62 really better than #63 on any given day?)
But yeah, Jackson 5 over the Temptations? I love the Jackson 5, I'd induct them, but they were at least a cut below the Temptations. I love Janis Joplin, but I wouldn't put her over Jackie Wilson either.
― birdistheword, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:43 (five years ago)
bill wyman is literally the worst living music writer afaict
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:45 (five years ago)
When Joe Posnanski ranked his 100 greatest baseball players last year, it became apparent at a certain point that at least 10 players were ranked where they were because of their uniform number (e.g., Jackie Robinson was #42). If only pop stars wore numbered uniforms.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:46 (five years ago)
bill wyman should stick to playing bass for the rolling stones
― tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 17:07 (five years ago)
XP
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― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 17:09 (five years ago)
^^Inducted Twice
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 17:11 (five years ago)
Once too often
― birdistheword, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 17:12 (five years ago)
Oddly, the hate assessments don't annoyed me - what did were the quick and barely detailed dismissals of great artists he clearly didn't listen to.
Depeche Mode: A second-tier ‘80s synth band
― Siegbran, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 17:15 (five years ago)
Stephen Stills--too low!
― clemenza, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 17:29 (five years ago)
in fairness, bill wyman is biased because he almost quit the stones to join stephen still's manassas
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 17:48 (five years ago)
“Mama Said Knock You Out” is almost his One Great Song. But I don’t believe a word he says in any other track he’s ever recorded. I was surprised to read that he had actually made the short list several times. The guy on the Grammys wearing the funny hat and nattering on about “Grammy moment” this and “Grammy moment” that — that complete industry tool in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
I like LL Cool J, I think Radio and Mama Said Knock You Out should have given him a spot in the HOF by now, but LMAO, that last point is impossible to defend.
― birdistheword, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:55 (five years ago)
LL Cool J has released many great songs
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:55 (five years ago)
an industry tool making it into the RRHOF, the very idea chills the marrow
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 18:58 (five years ago)
I disagreed with several of his blurbs but enjoyed reading them
lol at Joy Division and The Cure being "electronic bands" in his reckoning though
― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:14 (five years ago)
I have hard time imagining Kate Bush in the context of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 18 February 2021 00:21 (five years ago)
Rockin up that hill
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 February 2021 00:24 (five years ago)
she made a deal with God (Eric Clapton) to get in
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 18 February 2021 00:30 (five years ago)
Small irony: last place Bon Jovi are criticized for being overly concerned with their hair, first place Chuck Berry was a professional hairdresser.
medium irony: one of his four sentences on nwa (212th place) is "I know that Dre is one of music’s most important producers; he’s also a guy who beats up women." first place is chuck berry.
― fact checking cuz, Thursday, 18 February 2021 00:38 (five years ago)
VHS: Do you mean as to the nature of her music, rather than its importance? I'm not the biggest Kate Bush fan--I do love a couple of songs--but I don't know that she makes any less sense than Joni Mitchell. They're singer-songwriters who non-fans dismiss as arty or precious or whatever, while fans are passionately devoted.
― clemenza, Thursday, 18 February 2021 00:41 (five years ago)
Peter Gabriel is in so it seems only right.
― to party with our demons (Sund4r), Thursday, 18 February 2021 00:52 (five years ago)
Not more right than Iron Maiden or anything, I mean.
lol I just remembered the Red Hot Chili Peppers are in the rock and roll hall of fame
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 February 2021 00:52 (five years ago)
― birdistheword, Wednesday, February 17, 2021
twice too often
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 February 2021 00:53 (five years ago)
― clemenza, Wednesday, February 17, 2021 7:41 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I love Kate Bush. My confusion is more aesthetic, would be weird to see her plaque next to RHCP or Iron Maiden.
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 18 February 2021 00:58 (five years ago)
Do non-fans even know what "arty" means, though, and why precious is an insult?
(Not a slam, I just thought this criticism went out with Dave Marsh thirty years ago when cognoscenti, I guess, knew what they meant).
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 February 2021 00:59 (five years ago)
Subjective call, but I have my own interpretations of those words. And sometimes I hate music that fits them, and sometimes I love music that fits them.
― clemenza, Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:01 (five years ago)
I don't think RHCP and Iron Maiden really typify the RRHOF either, though. They haven't been inducting hard rock and metal bands for very long: Black Sabbath didn't get in until 2006, Deep Purple until 2016.
― to party with our demons (Sund4r), Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:05 (five years ago)
To me, Kate Bush's music is all about defining its own parameters and creating a world apart. Seeing her perform her three or four greatest hits on the same stage as Foo Fighters doesn't fit that profile.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:05 (five years ago)
Not what's happening itt but I assume disparaging uses of 'precious' all hark back to this.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:08 (five years ago)
^hard to deny that sounds a bit precious xp
― to party with our demons (Sund4r), Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:10 (five years ago)
Wyman can be ok, but I've rarely seen anyone more wrong than him about, like, fundamental things. Like when he ranked great rock and roll moments years ago and picked the bass line of "Stayin' Alive."
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:11 (five years ago)
That bass line would rank higher than many Stones efforts.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:12 (five years ago)
Watching old stodgy blues rock musicians attempt to comment on classic hip hop is often like watching someone with a Geo Metro trying to win a drag race
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:14 (five years ago)
Wait, Bill Wyman the journalist wasn't ever a blues-rock musician, was he?
― to party with our demons (Sund4r), Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:15 (five years ago)
Ah wrong Wyman. Lol @ me
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:31 (five years ago)
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― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:34 (five years ago)
I have said this before but every rrhof year appears to be trying to do some mixture of the following things
1. Belatedly make up for its history of snubbing genres (rap, metal)
2. Belatedly make up for its history of snubbing whole categories of humans (POCs, women)
3. Belatedly make up for its history of snubbing influencers (vintage blues and soul and R&B)
4. Belatedly make up for its history of snubbing contributors (producers, engineers, session people)
5. Honor acts that were extremely famous and sold lots of records and filled arenas
It's got a long way to go on all those fronts
That said, burn it down
― illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:39 (five years ago)
4. Belatedly make up for its history of snubbing contributors (producers, engineers, session people)They’ve been honoring these folks in side categories for a long time (since 1986 for producers/engineers; since 2000 for session musicians).
― stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:45 (five years ago)
I've got an explanation on standby too, which I haul out every year when there's puzzlement as to how x or y fits into a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (e.g., Kate Bush)...It's not a Hall of Fame for people who play what's generally thought of as rock and roll; it's for people who are embraced by what's generally thought of as the rock audience (or at least was when the thing started in the mid-'80s; I haven't a clue what that audience is called now, if it's called anything, after splintering into a thousand sub-audiences). Kate Bush belongs, and Donna Summer belongs, and Leonard Cohen belongs, and Iron Maiden belongs, and Jimmy Reed belongs; Mel Torme doesn't. (John Coltrane would belong too, but for some reason they drew a line there--not sure if there are jazz musicians in the influences wing.)
― clemenza, Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:47 (five years ago)
2. Belatedly make up for its history of snubbing whole categories of humans (POCs, women)I also don’t agree w/ this claim... scroll through the list of inductees, starting at the beginning. Most were not white in the early years.
― stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:53 (five years ago)
Aretha on first ballot, no?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:53 (five years ago)
The second, actually.
― stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:56 (five years ago)
Scrolling through the entire Performers list of inductees, I would guess (very roughly) that only around half are white.
― stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:57 (five years ago)
Maybe they should name it 'Popular Music Hall of Fame'.
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 18 February 2021 02:12 (five years ago)
I have opinions on this thing.
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 18 February 2021 02:13 (five years ago)
They absolutely should have. But in 1985, in a project started by Rolling Stone, I guess the name made sense. If it were launched today, I can't imagine them calling it that.
― clemenza, Thursday, 18 February 2021 02:16 (five years ago)
I would guess (very roughly) that only around half are white.
as of a year ago:
The percentage of total people of color in the hall has declined every year from an impressive high of 55.8% in 1989 to the current low of 32.7%.
https://www.billboard.com/articles/business/8543758/rock-roll-hall-fame-gender-racial-diversity-guest-opinion-evelyn-mcdonnell
― fact checking cuz, Thursday, 18 February 2021 02:33 (five years ago)