I hate to say it...but on ILM (not IRL) I think J5 is almost underrated at this point
― bodyguard/publicist Tank (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)
big xp to forx:ostentatious spending beyond all sensibility may be a symptom of a specific culture out of control right now but let's not try to say that misogyny or beating a woman is, too!
― .rar .rar riot (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)
ha kudos for bringing this back to Chris Brown
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)
yeah kudos indeedand i think violence as a means to solve problems is absolutely endemic to way too much of hip hop culture; though with Brown i think it's more just about star culture and a belief that one won't be held responsible for one's actions... which the system has proven to be an accurate belief.
I will ride for more than a few J5 songs. They're fine.
― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)
yeah but CB totally thinks that he's a badass and the only reason he's not a rapper is that he can sing
― WELCOME TO GLAM ROCK (some dude), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)
with Brown i think it's more just about star culture and a belief that one won't be held responsible for one's actions
eh some people are just jerks - rich/poor, famous/unknown, doesn't matter really. I mean if it was "star culture" that was responsible for this how come we don't see this kinda shit more often among the glitterati.
― Apollo C. Vermouth (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 19:59 (sixteen years ago)
you're kidding, right?
― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.vibe.com/news/magazine_features/2005/02/vibe_magazine_love_hurts_raps_black_eye/
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)
Dear Elizabeth M. Berry and her web editors:
<P>
That is the paragraph tag. Please look up its use.
Sincerely, Dan
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)
that's just the sort of thing that'll make me cancel my vibe subscription.
― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)
I don't think that will be necessary lol
― Sleep Causes Cancer (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)
what's that, honey? oh no, that's not a shooting star. that's just a joke sailing over shakey's head. you can make a wish if you want, though.
― WELCOME TO GLAM ROCK (some dude), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)
lolz
― Sleep Causes Cancer (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)
sorry my sarcasm detector seems to be on the fritz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)
ok if you described that to me on paper i'd be hatin' but for real that made me smile big time
― makeithypnagogicpop (some dude), Thursday, 23 July 2009 22:17 (sixteen years ago)
if a bomb killed the entire wedding party i can't say i'd be too upset
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:21 (sixteen years ago)
okay so based on the Related Videos, wedding dance entrances are a "thing"? christ
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:22 (sixteen years ago)
jesus christ that video is adorable
― la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:34 (sixteen years ago)
"Remember that time we danced to the gum song by the guy who beats women at Jimmy's first wedding? Good times."
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 July 2009 03:33 (sixteen years ago)
Honestly that's about three million times better than pomp and circumstance. Anything that makes weddings less boring, I'm for it.
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 July 2009 03:34 (sixteen years ago)
Actually I would take pomp and circumstance over "hey, you know what would be HILARIOUS???"
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Friday, 24 July 2009 03:40 (sixteen years ago)
― makeithypnagogicpop (some dude), Thursday, July 23, 2009 6:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
otm
― max, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)
kindof amazing when the bride comes out @ the end
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:29 (sixteen years ago)
oh wow @ that for real :D
― lex pretend, Friday, 24 July 2009 18:15 (sixteen years ago)
oh literally as i was watching that, andy roddick tweeted it :/
― lex pretend, Friday, 24 July 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)
andy roddick looks like that other guy from dude where's my car
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:21 (sixteen years ago)
I would take pomp and circumstance over "hey, you know what would be HILARIOUS???"― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Thursday, July 23, 2009 11:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkok if you described that to me on paper i'd be hatin' but for real that made me smile big time― makeithypnagogicpop (some dude), Thursday, July 23, 2009 6:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Thursday, July 23, 2009 11:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
This is some serious pollworthy TS
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:30 (sixteen years ago)
i want to say im surprised at the h8 the video generates but i cant really say that i am
― max, Saturday, 25 July 2009 11:36 (sixteen years ago)
Didn't watch the whole thing, but given the soundtrack I imagine the groom beats the bride to a bloody pulp at the end.
― President Keyes, Saturday, 25 July 2009 13:12 (sixteen years ago)
― makeithypnagogicpop (some dude), Thursday, July 23, 2009 6:17 PM (2 days ago)
― SB Idiot (k3vin k.), Saturday, 25 July 2009 15:58 (sixteen years ago)
that was so cute
do people say shit like this when people dance to charged wife beater james brown?
― da croupier, Saturday, 25 July 2009 17:05 (sixteen years ago)
actually convicted
― da croupier, Saturday, 25 July 2009 17:06 (sixteen years ago)
james brown wrote songs about gum?
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 July 2009 17:48 (sixteen years ago)
and quite frankly, if you dance down the aisle to sex machine, you get a pass for life
"get off my feet"
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Saturday, 25 July 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)
"R.C.s Mom" by the Dead Milkmen to thread
― President Keyes, Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:05 (sixteen years ago)
LOL.
― Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Saturday, 25 July 2009 21:03 (sixteen years ago)
Seriously though, the choice of artist is oO
― Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Saturday, 25 July 2009 21:04 (sixteen years ago)
i don't know when the video was shot, but the song was out and a big hit way before this February, it's possible the wedding happened earlier than that
― some dude, Saturday, 25 July 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago)
I'd say it's absolutely the case that this was before the Grammys
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:56 (sixteen years ago)
No, it was recorded and published last week if I recall correctly.
― Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Sunday, 26 July 2009 07:44 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl8wftGg9pA
― can i ox (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 August 2009 08:21 (sixteen years ago)
now that's what I call a hard-hitting beat
― salvador dollywood (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 24 August 2009 08:50 (sixteen years ago)
it's no "humpin around"
― da croupier, Monday, 24 August 2009 08:54 (sixteen years ago)
dude needs to change the narrative imo. Next video should have a wedding party or something, jump on that while the body is still warm u no?
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Monday, 24 August 2009 20:55 (sixteen years ago)
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/31/chris.brown.interview/art.chris.brown.larry.king.cnn.jpghttp://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/31/chris.brown.interview/index.html
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Monday, 31 August 2009 16:06 (sixteen years ago)
wow, the baby blue bowtie of remorse -- they're bringing out the big guns
― snrubber soul (some dude), Monday, 31 August 2009 16:13 (sixteen years ago)
tfg, for real
― stfuhut (k3vin k.), Monday, 31 August 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)