CHRIS BROWN

shipley otm

on all fronts

there are like a dozen other R&B singers who have sold as many records as Chris Brown that are as big or bigger MJ stans than he is, and many of them performed that night, so who gives a fuck if he wasn't there to represent with Usher and Ginuwine?

Well I would've rather seen Chris pay tribute than have Ciara "sing" 'Heal The World'...

well fuck if i saw the show, i don't know if some competent mimicry would've been an improvement, i'm just saying.

i would've rather done anything else than watch bet's tribute to michael jackson - oh wait, that's exactly what i did

well good for you

I for one was looking forward to the tribute and it was really awful on a number of levels, I think Chris would've been a nice addition to it.

i'm just sayin...it's one thing to be a little bit of a dick about it (like he's been) but then to go out and buy a chain that ostensibly says LOOK I DID IT AND NOW I'm LAUGHING ABOUT IT in 300 grand worth of diamond is like a whole new level of malice

^^ yes

also, i'm not saying the kid should never get to sell a record again, or that his tribute to MJ wouldn't have been well done and sincere, i just think that him going on TV for that and doing the stupid Game song could've been his attempt to use this whole thing as an opportunity to sneak out of the penalty box and sail back into the public's good graces, which is gross.

is it really one thing to be a little bit of a dick about it? - i mean you'd think the mindset would be "wow people are acting like dicks to me, but then again i did beat my girlfriend senselessly for no reason whatsoever"

I don't really know of anything he's done that has been so bad in response (clearly not defending the actual act, of course) so maybe I missed something...but it just seems like it's so moronically un-self aware that it must be impossible

he pretty much got away with it. save losing the doublemint sponsorship bawww

I honestly think it means OOPS I SPENT 300K ON A CHAIN. seriously.

it's a post T-Pain big ass chain chain...he set a precedent for meta-chains

Honestly, I find his misuse of resources that could put a small graduating class through four years of college more despicable and offensive than a poorly thought out slogan on a garish piece of junk. Fuck's sake: if he had written "I'M SORRY" in burning hundred dollar bills stacked five feet high, it would be just as ugly, stupid, hateful and egotistical as this obscenity.

I'm just going to repost this:

the true hero here is the jeweler, who milked him out of $300K and made him look like an asshole

Blood Diamonds '09 featuring T-Pain (Breezy Refix)

I mean I seriously can't look at this thing without cracking the fuck up:

http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo126/theybf/July%2009/2d47cb39.jpg

Does he think he's living in a comic book?

(also for a split-second I thought the bit that says "graffiti" said "OPRAH")

dimestore psych/

I think he really believes he's part of the post-modern pantheon and, god help us all, hes probably right.

/dimestore psych

xp, first look i thought it read "Crappity"

"the post-modern pantheon"

waht.

i don't think the Chris Browns of the world are on the Kanye/Gaga "THIS IS POP ART" train yet, but they probably will be by the year's end, so hey

modern pantheon: marilyn, james dean, elvis, john lennon, mj whatever

pomopantheon more like: jay, britney, b, lohan... people who are better known and adored by more people than say, stephen hawking, and who (think they can /actually get to) live in a world above and beyond moral imperative

it's early in the morning for me and i've been reading grant morrison; I may be spouting bullshit. hence the /dimestore tag

thank you, dimestore tag darrell

some dude, Brown was absolutely headed that route; I may be putting too much weight on the "ANDY WARHOL IS DEAD" shirt breezy wore in the Freeze video. Actually fuck that: everybody's embracing superfatuous superflat at the moment. Not having meaning is the new having meaning.

haha i forgot about that shirt, maybe my estimation was off by a few months

real talk your post about Kanye's pomo bullshit in the 808s thread was some truth bomb shit to me, so i'm not fronting on your ideas at all

fwiw I thought you just wanted to make a Dimebag Darrell joke (because I did and I am king of projection)

needs to break out a 'ike turner is dead' shirt before he truly makes the pomo grade.

oh my god i just refreshed the page and saw the updated "1 year passes"
"1 week passes" that appear to have been newly implemented and I thought I had accidentally clicked to another thread and someone WAS QUOTING THIS THREAD in some sort of an odd way and I had a moment of psychotropic freakout

xp, didn't think you were dude. i blame kanye for a lot. proving there was a market for this stuff condemned us all to have to repeat it for the next few years

wtf. wow chris brown.

otm on the pomo reading

I lol'd at the pendant but mostly because its so unbelievably fucking ugly. dude spent 3k on that? Loser.

no, he spent 300K on it

kanye is like a super virus worming his way through all of hip hop and r&b turning everyone into passive aggressive bitches that dress like breakdance movie extras

I can't tell if that ruins or saves "The Matrix"

xp yes and to think that some people dared to claim that ANDRE 3000 was to blame...so is it safe to say that the SOft Serve Space Age Raps has given way to pomo trappings in the greater pop landscape? Are all our popstars going to be walking superflat vacuums of unaware fastuousness

Are all our popstars going to be walking superflat vacuums of unaware fastuousness

um for the most part this is how pop stars have been since the beginning of pop

besides a few have any gone so far as to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on completely meaningless yet totally meta and sefl-referantial walking advertisements of their own vapid postmodernism? like a BIG ASS CHAIN chain or an OOPS chain?

xp yes and to think that some people dared to claim that ANDRE 3000 was to blame...so is it safe to say that the SOft Serve Space Age Raps has given way to pomo trappings in the greater pop landscape? Are all our popstars going to be walking superflat vacuums of unaware fastuousness

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man on the real, i probably talked shit about andre at the height of the whole thing and daaaaamn....how dumb was I? andre is like one billion times more quality that any of these new jack shitheads and jesus who was i to question the man that made southerplayalistic and atliens and aquemini and etc etc?

The thing is, Andre actually knew how to build a narrative.

kanye is like a super virus worming his way through all of hip hop and r&b turning everyone into passive aggressive bitches that dress like breakdance movie extras
― bodyguard/publicist Tank (M@tt He1ges0n
big headturning-in-the-office-"what's-so-funny?" LOLZ on that

not to get all KRS-1 up in here but where is a quality hip hop star that will reject swag in favor of big upping your community? Fuck your car, fuck your jewelry, fuck your news-op foundation charity bullshit; i want Lil Wayne to embrace a full on sinead o'connor middle-class life where he gives his mansion to refugees. Is it too much to ask to expect JUST ONE UNDERTALENTED OVERPAID MOTHERFUCKER to do a "oh god how i'm wasting my life" headspin and devote their lives to a good cause while still making music? Even if it was just legalization of marijuana for crissakes.

there hasn't been anybody in hiphop like that in a long time

i too am aching for a quality hip hop star to change their life around and in the process start making completely boring music

there hasn't been anybody in rock music like that in awhile either, in that case