Frank Zappa: Classic or Dud?

oh you know what really reminds me of zappa despite not sounding much like him? the white album

The only other prominent/legit “counterculture” figure who comes immediately to mind who was satirizing hippies in the ‘60s is R. Crumb (I’m sure there were a few others?)

I actually don't detect much contempt at all in Ween, they've always come off as weirdly earnest to me

Yeah, always liked that aspect of the white album.

ween can be earnestly mean and misogynistic

true but I've never bought the idea that Ween was parody, I think they legitimately have reverence for a lot of music that their fans dismiss as lame

Well Ween were on Shimmy-Disc for their first few records and even toured with Kramer on bass (I have a memory of seeing this, could be mistaken). So there was that whole Bongwater/Eugene Chadbourne et al snarky irony thing they came up alongside, which was pure post-Zappa if nowhere near as fussily scored and arranged. Then again all those people did seem to genuinely like the music they were parodying, they just weren't able to express it outside of pretending they thought it was 'dumb'.

Or, like, Sonic Youth covering Madonna, that sort of thing. I think some of these avant sorts could be smug or arrogant, but I don't think many of them seethe with contempt the way Zappa does. Also, per Penman, he clearly craved some kind of mainstream success or recognition in a way that, say, Zorn et al. did/do not. Hence Zappa's obnoxious want-it-both-ways stance. I dare you to play/like this! Oh, you like this?That's because it was dumb on purpose, and you are dumb. This other stuff I'm doing is much better, but you'll never understand it. It's super sophisticated, which you'd recognize if you were smart enough to see beyond the unfunny fart and sex jokes I put in to throw you off the scent.

Like I said earlier, I suspect Zappa would be a lot more respected/palatable if his shit was all instrumental. Like, John Zorn might have titled a song "Jazz Snobs Eat Shit," but Zappa would have added literal minded "acting" and sound effects.

Jello Biafra is an interesting case. v post zappa in his sense of humour & satire but also Means It in a much more obvious way- once you get it you always know where he's coming from, and he wants you to get it, esp from mid 80s onwards - Frank doesn't make it so easy

also Chumbawamba, who cite Zappa as a major influence, but pointedly don't sneer at the people singing along to Tubthumping as a catchy drinking/empowerment anthem

in conclusion, post-zappadom is a land of contrasts

John Zorn has an absolutely massive record collection; he genuinely loves music. His collage-style compositions were created out of a love and appreciation for the various styles he incorporated. I get the feeling Zappa stopped listening to other people's music for pleasure (as opposed to figuring out what to make fun of about it) by about the age of 25.

Zappa just didn't have anything to say, and even then his targets were easy and obvious. I was curious, and indeed I found a rare instance of Zorn talking about Zappa. It sounds like there was a lot about Zappa Zorn appreciated, but he also comes to a different (backhanded) conclusion:

Zorn: "(...) You know, there’s a frame around a composition and there are things that belong in the frame and things that don’t. And it’s the bandleader-composer’s job to make sure that everything fits. But the most important thing is to keep that balance, where everything belongs but the players are injecting themselves into the work and doing their best. Duke Ellington was a perfect example of that."

JazzTimes: "And Frank Zappa."

Zorn: "Yes, though Zappa in the earlier years. Then it got a little different for him. He got more and more into control. For me, in his later years, his best record is Jazz From Hell, where it’s all done on a Synclavier."

JazzTimes: "Yeah, I think his comment at the time was, “At last, I’ve found my perfect band.”"

Zorn: "There you go! It’s him playing everything. Well, I don’t think that way. Because the lesson I learned from Zappa was that you treat your band members like royalty. You give them as much money as you can afford to give them on the road, the best situations in the hotels, treat them to meals, thank them for their work, appreciate their creativity and just thank your lucky stars that they’re in your band working with you.

Jello Biafra is an interesting case. v post zappa in his sense of humour & satire but also Means It in a much more obvious way- once you get it you always know where he's coming from, and he wants you to get it, esp from mid 80s onwards - Frank doesn't make it so easy

I think Jello's humor and satire is based in genuine political outrage and anger
I don't think Zappa really gives a shit that much
I guess free speech he did

Here’s another example of avant-ish guys tweaking an old favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XmWToCWybs

Zappa calling a record "Shiek Yurbouti" three years after "Shake Your Booty" kinda tells me a lot about how closely he kept up with things...would be like riffing off "Despacito" today

xp also, this, which my dad used to own (maybe still does): https://www.discogs.com/Various-Downtown-Does-The-Beatles-Live-At-The-Knitting-Factory-1992/release/1595466

"Conceptual comedy" where the concept is "you're stupid for laughing"? None for me, thanks.

That wasn't Kaufman's concept. He lived to make people laugh.

If anything he was constantly telling his audience that they were smart for laughing.

I didn't recall the Downtown Does the Beatles disc being particularly parodic? It has been a long time since I listened. I remember liking the King Missile track.

In what sense did Zappa not care about politics? Aside from being one of the main spokespeople against the PMRC at Congress, he set up voter registration desks at concerts, was a cultural attaché for Havel-era Czechoslovakia, included a section on politics in his autobiography, actually considered a Presidential bid iirc.

In his autobiography he said that the political lyrics were the only ones he really enjoyed writing.

xxp Yeah, not “parodic” but “irreverent” (I asked my dad if he still has it; he says yes, he likes it)

My memory is fuzzy, but during my Ween freak days I’m pretty sure I read an interview with Gener saying that they are not Zappa fans, mainly due to his attitude.

They’re quirkier elements have more to do with the Residents than anything else.

The Residents being pretty obvious Zappa fans themselves.

i have that downtown does the beatles CD somewhere (i am not morrisp's dad)

Thread has gone on too long without someone mentioning The Residents but I'm not a fan of either to draw any substantial connecting composition lines other than "they're prolifically good at manufacturing satire." I did find this:

In 1972, Zappa was one of the intended recipients of the mail-out release of The Residents' debut 1972 EP Santa Dog, however the address the group had was outdated and the package was returned to them marked "no longer at address"

Zappa probably wrote "no longer at address" himself.

xxx-post!

Today would have been FZ's 80th birthday btw.

I remember reading something years and years ago - like, years! almost 40 years? maybe in Spy? somewhere else? - where the authors did an experiment to see how little information they could put on an envelope and still have the letter reach its recipient, and they found that either just a picture of Reagan or a picture of Zappa was enough to get it there.

Wonder where your mail would end up now with a picture of Reagan or Zappa?

They'd just keep circling the globe, forever.

Here’s a poorly formatted (sorry) scan transcription of the piece’s intro:

How famous is famous? We've always figured that il an average American.—say* a
Postal Service employee—’knows your name or your lace, you're a bona fide

somebody. Thus, spy’s Celebrity Postal Experiment, in which
the relative famousness
of 58 celebrities has been
determined by their
ability to receive
incompletely addressed
fan mail. Each celebrity
was sent four letters:
the first inscribed with
only the celebrity's
name; the second,
with the celebrity 's
name s city and
ZIP code; the
third, wirh only
a glued-on
photograph of
the celebrity;
and the fourth
bearing a
photograph and
the pictured
celebrity's city
and ZIP code,

All the letters

requested an autographed photo for a
fictitious 1 2-year-old boy named Chad.

The experiment offers many revelations
on the nature of celebrity. Among them: that
no matter how famous you arc* an envelope
adorned wirh nothing but your likeness will
not be delivered to you (all the photo-only
letters were returned); that no matter how
big Madonna and Woody Allen are on the
coasts, heartland favorites like Norm
Schwarzkopf, Ann Landers and Michael
Jordan (the only people whose names alone
were enough to get mail to them) win out in
the posta 1-clerk-recogninability department;
and that Tina Brown is in the same tank of
celebrity as Bob

Today would have been FZ's 80th birthday btw.

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woah I didn't know he was that older than dylan

can I just say the PRMC sticking a Parental Advisory sticker on Jazz From Hell is funnier than anything Zappa's ever done

(xp) He always struck me as a 50s kind of guy. A lot of his antipathy towards hippies was towards people younger and stupider (iho) than him.

Holy shit, I cannot believe I more or less remembered that. What year was that from?!

yeah I didn't know he was a teen in the 50s and was already an adult when the Beatles hit, definitely makes more sense why he viewed hippies with skepticism

also the doo wop thing

xp JULY/ AUGUST 1992

Oh, so not *that* long ago. Still! Not bad, noggin.

The Mothers were ancient, Don Preston was born in 1932!

wow yeah stuff like We're Only In It For the Money makes way more sense once you realize Zappa was almost 30...I'd assumed he was like, 22

maybe I assumed that because Freak Out has such a "just got out of high school" vibe to it

I do think that if Zappa had held off on the satirical crap and made the music largely instrumental, he might now be held in the same regard as someone like Robert Fripp - highly respected and influential oddball who never sold a million records but is admired for not compromising. And however much FZ boasted of his uncompromising stance he also used to whine about how he had to write the titties n' beer songs because people expected it. If he'd gone the other route he'd probably have found it easier to get funding for his orchestral works too. Still, he was hardly obscure so what do I know.

Some King Crimson (esp early) might be better as instrumental too. (sorry Pete Sinfield.)

Zappa probably wouldn't have wanted to share royalties with a lyricist, when he apparently found writing words to music facile.

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This is real, btw.

The ZAPPA TRUST and San Diego-based Duckfoot Brewery Co have teamed up to launch a new FRANK ZAPPA tribute beer, Why Does It Hurt When IPA? It’s set to debut on ZAPPA’s birthday, December 21.

It’s a wild, improvisational jam of an IPA, brewed with ZAPPA hops, Simcoe and Cascade. The West Coast-style IPA has notes of passion fruit, spice and grapefruit (a favorite of FRANK ZAPPA’s) with a clean and dry finish. The can features never-before-published photos of Frank which pair nicely with the beer itself. In addition, the label explains more, “the Zappa hop, like the man, has a hugely eclectic style. Published flavor notes have ranged from passion fruit, mint, spicy, savory, fruity cereal, and uh...purple. (Try the beer, you’ll get it). Just like Frank, this hop is one of a kind and awesome.”

You can order Why Does It Hurt When IPA? by visiting ZappaBrew.com. The beer is offered solely in the U.S. as a 6-pack ONLY at 4.99 per beer, plus a flat rate of $25 shipping. There is a limit of two six packs per customer (with the shipping rate of $25).

The beer, which like many things ZAPPA, came about through a personal connection. Duckfoot co-founder, Matt DelVecchio, a ZAPPA fan from the age of six, is a longtime friend of Zappa Plays Zappa touring musician Pete Griffin who made the intro to the family.

“Our new friends (but they feel like old friends) at Duck Foot Brewing Co are making a delicious new brew using the Zappa hop,” AHMET ZAPPA says. “Stay home, be safe and enjoy Why Does It Hurt When IPA? responsibly. All the Zappa Trust proceeds from this batch will go to support the music community in need. Music is the Best!”

“We are so beyond thrilled to be making a beer for one of our favorite musicians of all time," Matt Delvecchio, Head Quack/Founder, Duck Foot Brewing Co adds.

Look for AHMET and the Duck Foot Brewing Co team to do an online meeting in the new year to discuss everything about the beer and take questions from fans around the world.

wasn't Zappa a teetotaler

$25 shipping!

You would have to be quite the fan to drink a can of beer depicting a guy sitting on the john.