ITT pitch your concepts for horrible '70s album titles/covers in the style of I've Got My Own Album To Do

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Derrick New - Out With the Old...

Cover is a very elderly man walking through a door marked “OUT” and the artist walking through one marked “IN”

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 04:36 (five years ago)

two months pass...

James Archibald - Self Driving Car

cover is a selfie of the artist driving a car

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 28 February 2021 18:22 (five years ago)

five months pass...

Had an idea for an updated version of this concept. Record is called “Guitarists HATE Him”

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 7 August 2021 03:25 (four years ago)

Aging UK DJ puts out record called "Bangers 'n' Mashups" - cover is bangers and mash plated on a vinyl record

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 9 August 2021 19:39 (four years ago)

actually that one would be perfect for DJ Food

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 9 August 2021 19:40 (four years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/uMfLH0S.jpg

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 05:38 (four years ago)

well done

I honk along darkened Bobo-doors (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 11:31 (four years ago)

Winner

Captain Beefart (PBKR), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 12:19 (four years ago)

Robin Zander solo record - '...with this one weird trick'

Maresn3st, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 12:25 (four years ago)

one month passes...

lol @ Robert Culp

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 01:54 (four years ago)

an extra horrible one came to me tonight -- the cover is a paycheck resting on a scale that is going down a playground slide, and the title is "Pay on a Sliding Scale"

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 01:55 (four years ago)

Status Quo/Spinal Tap rockers Rusty Spanner - Kicked in the Crotchet.

The Hipgnosis cover involves semi nude possibly underaged model fighting back against medallion-clad Peter Grant resembling sleazy attacker wearing musical note spangled trousers. Too hot to stock on American shelves so replaced with typographical cover in a blackletter typefece. Band is too minor for label to bother renaming it to wordplay Americans would find meaningful, leaving heshers to ponder if it has something to do with yarn.

Citole Country (bendy), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 02:57 (four years ago)

https://scontent-lcy1-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/934849_10152808096340571_1583611673_n.jpg

PaulTMA, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 13:22 (four years ago)

three months pass...

Clearly Brian Setzer needs to take advantage of this cultural moment and release an album called "Hard Setzer"

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 18:15 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/3skK8ee.jpg

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Thursday, 3 February 2022 02:46 (four years ago)

still waiting on Robert Culp's sophomore LP... Mea Culpa

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 3 February 2022 03:04 (four years ago)

and his collab record with his buddy, Two Guys One Culp

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 3 February 2022 03:05 (four years ago)

One Culp and It's Gone

fetter, Thursday, 3 February 2022 08:44 (four years ago)

Hahaha

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 5 February 2022 23:54 (four years ago)

lol

The creator of Ultra Games, for Nintendo (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 6 February 2022 04:42 (four years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/j0RYMTL.jpg

sorry

in walked airbud (unregistered), Sunday, 20 February 2022 00:50 (four years ago)

can you repost your Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe thing, man alive? the fb link seems to be expired

in walked airbud (unregistered), Sunday, 20 February 2022 00:54 (four years ago)

This thread is causing me fits of uncontrollable laughter.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 20 February 2022 00:58 (four years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/mskEIWq.png

in walked airbud (unregistered), Sunday, 20 February 2022 01:48 (four years ago)

Here you go
https://i.ibb.co/Qcg8kpd/dch.jpg

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 20 February 2022 03:01 (four years ago)

although totally just a result of laziness and not thought out in advance, I like that Dewey Redman is red.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 20 February 2022 03:01 (four years ago)

One Love is really getting me on revisiting

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 3 March 2022 04:11 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

what about an album of David Crosby covers played on xylophones etc entitled 'If I Could Only Marimba My Name'

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 16:47 (four years ago)

irl lol

Timpani High (About 3am)

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 17:01 (four years ago)

hahaha

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 17:06 (four years ago)

Cover shot is Crosby wandering through the desert, a soft mallet in either hand.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 17:08 (four years ago)

one month passes...

Earl Klugh Trio - Klughless

Cover is just the other two members of the trio. So are the tracks.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 21 May 2022 02:17 (four years ago)

what about an album of David Crosby covers played on xylophones etc entitled 'If I Could Only Marimba My Name'

― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Tuesday, March 29, 2022 12:47 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

I missed this the first time around. Underrated.

PBKR, Saturday, 21 May 2022 02:39 (four years ago)

three months pass...

https://i.imgflip.com/6t1k19.jpg

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 11 September 2022 22:18 (three years ago)

A covers record, obv

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 11 September 2022 23:37 (three years ago)

brilliant

Doctor Casino, Monday, 12 September 2022 03:48 (three years ago)

Ages ago I imagined a parallel universe John McLaughlin stooping not quite to 'McLaughin' (not even possible in parallel worlds) but rather to 'Aughlin a Laugh'.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 12 September 2022 04:03 (three years ago)

McLivlin, McLaughlin, McLovlin

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2022 13:25 (three years ago)

Band is called E.V.O.O.

Album is “Extra Virgin Killer” - bottle of olive oil on black background.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 16 September 2022 16:55 (three years ago)

A Flair for the Dramatic

The cover is a hot alt model who is wearing a fake beard and mustache, to resemble William Shakespeare. But rather than Elizabethan garb, she's in a TGI Fridays-style waitress uniform with lots of buttons (a la Jennifer Aniston in Office Space).

peace, man, Friday, 16 September 2022 17:34 (three years ago)

Lester and Jack Eyvil - The Lester of Two Eyvils

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 15:01 (three years ago)

The Ombudsmen - Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 15:12 (three years ago)

two months pass...

He should make a record called Losing Bonamassa. Cover is him getting calcium pills from a doctor.

― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, February 20, 2015 3:51 PM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 03:19 (three years ago)

The Doors - Don't Let Us Hit You in the Ass

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 04:47 (three years ago)

Lol. Aging Jim Morrison would have been a goldmine for these I bet.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 15:34 (three years ago)

The spoken-word album that discusses and evaluates a certain Louvin Brothers record, by the singer of "Kiss From A Rose."

Ratin' Is Seal

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 15:41 (three years ago)

three months pass...

I’m pleased to announce my forthcoming acoustic flatpicking record “Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Strings”

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 3 March 2023 14:00 (three years ago)

four months pass...

A Robert Plant album with the title Industry Plant in block red letters across the top. In the center of the frame is a huge fern, with a mic stand & guitar propped in front it. The fern is surrounded by several figures, all costumed in exaggerated style, and whose sight-lines lead to where the fern's "eyes" would be: (a) to the left, a sleazy label type (portrayed by Plant himself), chomping on a cigar and thrusting out a contract & pen; (b) to the right, a "dealer" with a huge baggie of white powder in one hand and an oversized spoon in the other; and (c) crouching lower in the frame, a "groupie" type, gazing up lovingly.

Empty Tushy Fills (morrisp), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 22:03 (two years ago)

four months pass...

Was just thinking that a truly abysmal name for a record would be “Countdown to Poundtown”

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 20 December 2023 02:31 (two years ago)


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