yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????

Drew's been holding out on us all this time! (Actually maybe he was the original poster.)

lol2010

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Male Porn Names and my non-existent porn career

There is, according to my extensive research (no homo) a serious dearth in male porn names that are merely singular. For women we have Cinnabunz, Seka, Serenity, Bamboo, Housto, etc.

But, it would seem that singularly named male porn actors are strangely underrepresented. A cursory search of the Wikipedia website only yielded 3 or 4 of them.

So, it is with great pleasure, that I announce to you all, the resuming of my imaginary porn career. Now, previously, in the sinful cinematography of my mind's eye, I have been known as Sparky Plugz, Mike Oxlarge, and Ripper Hiney. Now, after a long hiatus, I pledge to reinvent myself for the new year. My new "nom de porn" will hereby be "Cocknificent."

The regal and commanding name of "Cocknificent" will resonate with lonely housewives and randy homosexuals countrywide. My grand delusions dictate that, indeed, you shall all bathe in the radiant light that is my cocknificence, for I am the one, the only: COCKNIFICENT!

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This movie's title always reminds me of this thread.

v. Past tense of 'son'.

1. What Can-I-Bus did to LL Cool J
2. What Nas did to Jay-Z
3. What 50 Cent did to Ja Rule
4. What Game turned right around and did to 50 Cent

Usually a b-boy reference to someone defeating another person in a battle using one of the 5 elements of hip-hop:

Rap battle, breakdance battle, graffiti/graff battle, DJ battle, or b-ball game. Can also be stretched to include fist fights "We sonned them niggaz the other day for trying to front, we rolled through with the bats and damn near bashed they head in".

See also: to son, son, schooled, owned, pwned, served, destroyed, defeated, smacked down, beat down, beat bad, b-boy, hip-hop, breakdancing, graff, graffiti, DJ, turntablism, battle, battle rap

1. Future tense: "I'm gonna son this kid really bad at the battle tonight."

2. Past tense: "Aha, that kid? Pssh. I totally sonned him the other day, and he still wants beef?"

3. Present tense: "We son kids all day long in my crew."

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How to celebrate the four year anniversary.

Begin planning now.

Plz to write four hour death metal epic about it.

Related question: Do ILXers every get tired of flogging the indie-rap straw man? I mean, it has to get old at some point, right?

-- djdee2005, Thursday, July 22, 2004 3:09 AM

lol

djdee otm

you would

Plz to write four hour death metal epic about it.

*gets cracking*

this is the best thread

also, I just read it, and I didn't see anything about any "sonning" going on at all!

aol is not mentioned by name, so maybe some other internet chat room.

-- common_person (common_person), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:17 (3 years ago) Link
also, assailant's race not specified

-- common_person (common_person), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:17 (3 years ago) Link

This dude should post again

I'm "6’9” and all muscle", for those who "need to know"

Dom he posts as djmartian now