worst packaging ever?

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btw ned, I owe you a CD, it'll be on the way shortly...

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

:-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link

The original packaging of Bowie's Sound + Vision box set was quite clunky. Likewise Metallica's Binge & Purge boxset (augmented with now unbelievably dated VHS tapes)

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 March 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago) link

Any LP with angled jacket corners. Don't fuck with the formula, wiseguys.

maypang (maypang), Saturday, 6 March 2004 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

Mmm, yeah. But this Monty Pythons Flying Circus Album with the cover artwork that you could transform in such a way that it resembled a large stack of crazy non-existent albums was cool.

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Saturday, 6 March 2004 20:37 (twenty years ago) link

Heh. I saw one of those things put together the other week. I didn't realize it came from an actual record jacket.

maypang (maypang), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago) link

Bjork - "Family Tree"
I simply don't have two hours to put that shit away before I pick up the kids from soccer. It's enough making sure the vials are hidden.

Bjorn Kipling, Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:07 (twenty years ago) link

Boy, am I glad I bought Aluminum Tunes on vinyl - lovely fold-out triptych and it still smells good. Chain Reaction - usually have more trouble getting the thing back in than out.

Worst - David Sylvian's Everything and Nothing comp. Four-panel digipak: disc 1, bonus disc 3 in very snug slide-in slipcase, artwork, disc 2. Getting bonus CD out means folding pack back on itself or digging around in slip panel with fingernails. Yes, it's ripped.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 7 March 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago) link

The one time I bought a Japanese version of a Stereolab release was the Aluminum Tunes package. I guess in retrospect, it was a wise decision.

donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 7 March 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago) link

That reminds me... Fiel Garvie – Leave Me Out Of This.
Did anyone succeed in getting that digipack out of the carton slipcase without any damage done? I ruined both my slipcase and good humour.

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Sunday, 7 March 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

One of the most ambitiously worst packagings ever was a Flaming Lips CD-single for "Bad Days"... the second of two import singles from the UK came in this green shampoo gel-packed thing... the "shampoo" has now since hardened, but still every CD within 3 or 4 cases of this thing now all smell like sweet dishwasher liquid.

Second most ambitiously worst packaging ever was a (drum roll) Flaming Lips single... again. This time, the "This Here Giraffe" part 2 CD-single.. the CD was cut into a star-shape.. so only top loading CD players can (maybe) play it. What makes it more frustrating is that the B-sides are one of the rare B-sides for the Lips that are GOOD! (Peel session versions of "Hit To Death" era songs)

donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 7 March 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

LP sleeves with an angle cut on the corner is just plain dumb, you want your record to look like a cut-out?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Sunday, 7 March 2004 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

The Mojo 4-CD Psych box was cool and came in a record sized box and had a nice booklet except none of the 4 CD's would stay in their little spoke holes and thus you had a box set where all 4 CD's were just rattling around together loose! Every store that went to the trouble of carrying it in Philly had this problem when they recieved them. I shouldn't complain though, cuz i got mine cheap as the store i got it at was just gonna send it back thinking no one would want to buy it(so i basically got it for a little bit more than cost so that they didn't have to send it back to London). I keep meaning to just put the CD's in sleeves but i always forget to. Then when i pick it up i hear the cd's clattering to the floor of the box from their upright positions.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 7 March 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago) link

from the UK came in this green shampoo gel-packed thing...


My Spectrum gel-pack is still nice and gooey. Slayer put out a nice blood-gel pack once.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 7 March 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

My Heart & Soul box is losing the will to live as well. But it's hanging in there.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 7 March 2004 19:30 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
Not the worst ever, in fact it looks rather lovely, but I swear I've spent half an hour pulling, tapping and coaxing just to get my copy of Múm's "Summer Make Good" out of the flipping cardboard pocket without ripping the pocket or scratching the disc.

Now that I've finally got at the disc I feel more like playing Hüsker Dü than I do Múm.

Snnap Dragon (snnap dragon), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:04 (twenty years ago) link

Anything digipak, but ESPECIALLY the Australian version of the Avalanches' Since I Left You. I have four copies of said record and in every one the teeth have been removed.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:13 (twenty years ago) link

What's w/ the digipack hate?

Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:20 (twenty years ago) link

Herbie Hancock's "Box"
I burned it to hard drive and gave it away. How many ways was this flawed? Too heavy, too easy to break, inserts easily lost, difficult to get open, impossible to store, bulky AND if you dropped it on your foot, you could break a toe.
Suckadellic.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:27 (twenty years ago) link

Digipacks wear quickly, the plastic CD holder often becomes unstuck - but when this happens you can't replace it like you can with a normal
CD case - simple as that.

My current buggabear is the metal Fabriclive cases.

Jedmond (Jedmond), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:27 (twenty years ago) link

the madonna sex book was dodgy.

shookout (shookout), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:34 (twenty years ago) link

I guess I like the cover wear with digipacks. I was just thinking that I don't think I could ever describe a CD in a jewel box as having intersting packaging. I've hated the jewel case design from day one. I haven't had much problem with spindle breakage & digipacks.

Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

Fabriclive! yes! especially the Craig Richards "Tyrant" set which holds 2 cd's when it cant even hold one properly.

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago) link

The Scat Records "Those were Different Times" 3x10" is an annoying package. It's screwed together on the spine and the nuts always need tightening. Also, its a triple ten inch! The Ziggy Stardust 2cd anniversary edition has totally fallen apart already, as well. Book style packaging of cd's has got to be done in the right way to make it work. Like the Miles Davis Complete Jack Johnson or Grow Fins. But both of those have their problems as well, I suppose. I like digipaks.

Sean Witzman (trip maker), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

the staalplatt mort aux vaches CDs are in crappy packages; I only have the piano magic and tarentel ones, but both are just wraparound covers (pm is cardboard, tarentel is vinyl) that affix tot he cd with a brad. crap for such limited edition releases.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago) link


the blackbean placenta ones are annoying.

bottleskup flenkenkenmike sucked... like the aluminum tunes packaging but worse... which, the LP copy of AT was ace. no sweat at all.

i hate all those cheap cases were the teeth break easily and cd shakes around inside. lame.

lot's of noise bands think it's just peachy to release stuff in weird packaging... it's a real scourge to deal with. i've got a whole shelf full of over-sized and oddly shaped cd packages. new faggot cunts put theirs in a cloth sleeve with a button. it's actually kind of nice, but still unweildy.

warp's use of book-style jackets is neat, but annoying to pay for. i remember the first one being gallo's record and it fit his 50s crooner thing and the old style LP jackets, but to see broadcast and boards of canada do it sort of lost the point to me.

was it aphex twin who had that odd 1.5-2 12" LPs wide monster lp thingy? it was like 12.5 x 25 inches or something. ugh.

odd shaped cds like the chinese stars annoy me too. if you don't have center-locked cd player, you have to hope you centered it in your computer's cd tray... and in general it's just gonna bitch and send it back out.

why don't bands go cheap and spend the extra on a dinner and a movie. really! treat yourself!
m.

msp, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago) link

I never was much of a fan of card sleeves. I do love digipacks though. Agreed on the Heart and Soul box. The fact that the flimsy packaging has to hold a thick bulky booklet doesn't help either.

JC (JC A.), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:14 (twenty years ago) link

the cds fall out of my heart and soul box every time I pick it up.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:25 (twenty years ago) link

GYBE - Yanqui U.X.O. (or whatever it's called)
The Disc Was Scratched to Hell the First day i Got it

Dude (The Yellow Dart), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago) link

Digipacks are the biggest dud ever.

Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

If the spindles didn't break would y'all like digipacks?

Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:05 (twenty years ago) link

maybe

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

I Like Digipacks. But it is a Bitch when they get ripped
So Far This Happened to me with 3 albums.
Pearl Jam - Vitalogy
Pearl Jam - No Code
Unkle - Psyence Fiction

DAMN YOU EDDIE VEDDER!!!!!! DAMN YOOOOOOU!!!

Dude (The Yellow Dart), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe Dude should stop buying such lame music?

Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

HEY!!....Oh Wait...Your Right All of Those Albums Blow

Dude (The Yellow Dart), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link

"The Fall's Perverted by Language/Bis DVD looks like it was knocked up in about eight seconds by a blind monkey on photoshop, and spells Craig Scanlon's name wrong at various points."

But it's the Fall! What are you expecting?

What pisses me off (while not a bad design) is Rykodisc's re-issues of the Mission of Burma back catalogue. It has a section saying 'The green tinted jewel case is trademarked' or something. How can you trademark colouring something green!?

Sasha (sgh), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:13 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe I just take excessive care of my digipaks, but I've only had one spindle (Joe Jackson, 'Vol. 4') ever break on me.

Aesthetically, it's digipaks all the way. They're simply more gorgeous, almost every time. I have more problems with jewel cases breaking (those horrible tabs that hold the cover onto the bottom) than I do with any cardboard cases.

derrick (derrick), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:18 (twenty years ago) link

I still say the Talking Heads "Once In A Lifetime" box set.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:21 (twenty years ago) link

nine months pass...
My copy of the Heart and Soul box set...it took forever to get the discs out and I nearly broke them, and about one song on each disc was scratched from trying to take them out of the trays (the most disappointing scratch was on "Ceremony").

Ian Riese-Moraine (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

stereolab - "aluminum tunes"

-- cutty (holler@thegod.com ), March 5th, 2004. (2 trackbacks)

cd or vinyl? i quite like the cd packaging... refried ectoplasm is pretty similar

chris andrews (fraew), Friday, 4 February 2005 01:10 (nineteen years ago) link

best looking but least practical: the shower-curtain version of the great unwashed's 'singles' double 7" ep

chris andrews (fraew), Friday, 4 February 2005 01:11 (nineteen years ago) link

...over time the shower-curtain material has suffocated the vinyl, making it unplayable...

chris andrews (fraew), Friday, 4 February 2005 01:12 (nineteen years ago) link

stereolab - "aluminum tunes"

This is one of the rarer times I got the Japanese version of a release by a band that's not Japanese. No unglued holes. No complaints! And I got "Freestyle Dumpling", the best damn cover of The Fall's "Slates, Slags, etc" ever! (though minus "Seeperbold")

donut christ (donut), Friday, 4 February 2005 01:15 (nineteen years ago) link

those damn metal tins the basic channel/chain reaction cds used to come in.
my porter ricks has a minor crack near the center.
-- william (nerdballx...), March 5th, 2004.

I thought the point of those was that they did break the CDs. Was it not BC/CR being all precious about vinyl?

hmmm (hmmm), Friday, 4 February 2005 09:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I got "Aluminium Tunes" on Promo CDR. Is that double points?

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 4 February 2005 09:53 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
The MSTRKRFT album sure is both ass-ugly and guaranteed to wear on both the CD and packaging thanks to those stupid die-cut bits. Oh, and it's bigger than standard size too, so my copy's all bent from being squeezed into a case on the rack at the store.

Still a fun lil album, though.

James.Cobo (jamescobo), Monday, 24 July 2006 02:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Miles Davis Bitches Brew Boxed Set is neat looking but really not user-friendly.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 24 July 2006 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link

there's a couple of versions of that I think. one with the really chunky box and thick book, and a tall, thin version. have a feeling there's an alternate box like this for the complete ...silent way box too.

HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Monday, 24 July 2006 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

It reminds me of that mcdonalds burger that was like 'hot on one side, cool on the other' that came in the same packaging as the big breakfast.

-- bill stevens (bscrubbin...), March 5th, 2004.

Ha ha. I actually went to school with the son of the guy who designed the hot side hot/cool side cool packaging and became a millionaire off of it. Son was an alcoholic, of course.

cracktivity1 (cracktivity1), Monday, 24 July 2006 04:43 (seventeen years ago) link

...over time the shower-curtain material has suffocated the vinyl, making it unplayable...

the same thing seems to have happened to most copies of john dowie's factory 45

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Monday, 24 July 2006 04:57 (seventeen years ago) link


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