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"...happy birthday dear Soto..."
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:47 (three years ago) link
busted jake gyllenhal jpg^
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link
Jake as Jeffrey Hunter.
― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link
I miss Morbs too :/
happy birthday!
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:57 (three years ago) link
well, yeah
― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 22:25 (three years ago) link
Happy birthday Alfred. Raising a Negroni in your honor tonight.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 18 November 2021 14:57 (two years ago) link
Tonight?! Now, you scalawag.
Thanks, jon!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 November 2021 14:59 (two years ago) link
https://c.tenor.com/D4XGY0CrbusAAAAd/bette-davis-all-about-eve.gif
― Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 November 2021 15:04 (two years ago) link
Let me ask you a hypothermical question.
― Sterl of the Quarter (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 18 November 2021 15:27 (two years ago) link
HB Alfred!
― hocus pocus, alakazam (PBKR), Thursday, 18 November 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/I0x2x5G.gif HAPPY https://i.imgur.com/I0x2x5G.gif BIRTHDAY !!!
― just staying (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 November 2021 16:37 (two years ago) link
sorry about the spilled ice cube and hope your smoke alarm doesn't go off
Happy birthday Prince Alfred!!
― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 18 November 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link
happy birthday alfred!!!
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 18 November 2021 16:42 (two years ago) link
happy birthday so tohappy birthday so tohappy birthday your lordship
Etc
― popcornoscenti (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 18 November 2021 16:43 (two years ago) link
Omigod those Negronis
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 November 2021 17:36 (two years ago) link
Thanks, all! You've made the last few years endurable.
don't know you at all alfred, but definitely enjoy your presence here. hope it's a great day for you. i will drink an effervescent nonalcoholic beverage in your honor. cheers.
― the beginning of the end of discourse. (Austin), Thursday, 18 November 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link
happy birthday, may the cocktails be adundant
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 November 2021 18:33 (two years ago) link
― the beginning of the end of discourse. (Austin), v
More importantly: listen to an effervescent Everything But the Girl album from 1990. Thanks!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 November 2021 18:57 (two years ago) link
Happy Birthday Alfred - just one question, cocktail-related: a couple of years ago you were touting the aperitif Italicus, which comes in a beautiful aquamarine bottle; do you still use it on a regular basis, or are you over it? If the latter, have you discovered any other aperitifs since then?
― Josefa, Friday, 19 November 2021 00:54 (two years ago) link
I do, yeah. Tonight. I use it in martinis and Negronis.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2021 00:57 (two years ago) link
and thanks!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2021 00:59 (two years ago) link
How much of it goes into a martini?
― Josefa, Friday, 19 November 2021 01:04 (two years ago) link
Cheers and happy birthday to you good sir!
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 19 November 2021 01:07 (two years ago) link
I moisten the glass at most, Josefa.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2021 02:21 (two years ago) link
You know that great, great Polish actor, Joseph Tura?
― Sterl of the Quarter (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 19 November 2021 02:21 (two years ago) link
Happy birthday! I enjoy your writing/Twitter posts!
― BlackIronPrison, Friday, 19 November 2021 02:23 (two years ago) link
Happy birthday Alfred!
― Lily Dale, Friday, 19 November 2021 03:51 (two years ago) link
alfred, how many negronis today. let's hear it. i'm near the end of my bottle of wine, a pinot noir, which i drank in your honor. in your honor!
I, I'm a one way motorwayI'm the one that drives away, follows you back homeI, I'm a street light shiningI'm a white light blinding bright, burning off and onUh-huh
It's times like these you learn to live againIt's times like these you give and give againIt's times like these you learn to love againIt's times like these time and time again
I, I'm a new day risingI'm a brand new sky to hang the stars upon tonightBut I, I'm a little dividedDo I stay or run away and leave it all behind?Uh-huh
It's times like these you learn to live againIt's times like these you give and give againIt's times like these you learn to love againIt's times like these time and time againIt's times like these you learn to live againIt's times like these you give and give againIt's times like these you learn to love againIt's times like these time and time again
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/foofighters/timeslikethese.html
― just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 November 2021 04:39 (two years ago) link
i really love these lines, especially:
It's times like these you learn to live againIt's times like these you give and give again
― just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 November 2021 04:40 (two years ago) link
happy muthafuckin birrrrrrrrrthday, Soto!
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 November 2021 05:18 (two years ago) link
alfred, how many negronis today. let's hear it.
― willem, Friday, 19 November 2021 05:21 (two years ago) link
happy bday Alfred
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 November 2021 05:35 (two years ago) link
My top number of negronis is two.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 19 November 2021 06:04 (two years ago) link
Happy bday alfred!
I had one at my favorite Argentine restaurant -- on the house! These people never do those gestures.
I only have one Negroni. Two and I start ogling women.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2021 10:27 (two years ago) link
happy birfday!
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 November 2021 12:08 (two years ago) link
Belated birthday wishes!
― o. nate, Saturday, 20 November 2021 01:14 (two years ago) link
Besos for everyone!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2021 01:35 (two years ago) link
so you're a scorpio
― Dan S, Saturday, 20 November 2021 01:43 (two years ago) link
Magnetic and bottomless charming
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2021 01:43 (two years ago) link
:)
― Dan S, Saturday, 20 November 2021 01:50 (two years ago) link
your birthday is the same as my folks anniversary and 4 days after mine. Scorpio pals!
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 November 2021 02:24 (two years ago) link
thanks!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2021 15:11 (two years ago) link
A well-known negroni connoisseur put it like this:“Confine your drinking to a recommended dosage of 2 of these maximum. Because around number 3, it’s where did my pants go and who the hell are you.”-Glenn Frey
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 November 2021 15:17 (two years ago) link
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 November 2021 16:25 (two years ago) link
Tequila isn't bad.
― stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 November 2023 17:11 (seven months ago) link
Hey Alfred if I was visiting you and you offered me a negroni and I told you I didn’t drink alcohol, what would you make me instead?
― meaner stinks meat bake it cone (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 18 November 2023 17:14 (seven months ago) link