OFFICAL ILX JOE BONAMASSA CELEBRATION THREAD

yeah tbh he has pretty good taste in guitars usually just really nice, expensive vintage classic models i don't think i've seen him play anything dorky

I’ve always loved the look of those sunburst Les Paul’s since I was a kid

Whenever I see this dude's name, I imagine his fanbase featuring v v v heavy overlap with this meme:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EEeXxjTXoAASsNv.jpg

eh I dunno he's pretty guitar geek

Yeah, maybe that's not exactly fair, not having heard him at all. I guess I got more Blues Hammer vibe than Satriani vibes off the guy.

yah more just boring dad vibes. silver haired guy with the aviators seems about right.

Would love to see this guy suddenly start playing nothing but those weird guitars Lou Reed always seemed to be playing in the 80s

That, or a Steinberger

I want to see this guy in full page adverts for Ovation Breadwinners, talking in depth about their special tone etc

STOP REPLYING AND MAKING THIS THE TOP THREAD ON ILM!!!

fuck, i'm part of the problem.

Just got this huge banner ad opening up Billboard.com.

https://imgur.com/a/M6VTlQj

https://i.imgur.com/2nmXsWk.png

well now i know what i want for xmas

wait it's a documentary?

Kick back and experience the incredible journey of legendary guitarist, @JBONAMASSA. Buy or rent #GuitarManMovie on Digital now https://t.co/ENGq5M8fzP pic.twitter.com/Y1bzikx7l0

— Paramount Movies (@ParamountMovies) December 9, 2020

Dresses like a day trader, sings about "living in a dustbowl"

Hmmm, what title should we give to this movie about a man who plays guitar?

Guitarzan is gonna be pissed off

“legendary”

(Even if he wasn’t a running joke - legendary?)

I'm Not A Guitar Man; I'm A Guitar, Man.

Joe Bonamassa is a professional blues guitar collector, who is recognised as one of the world’s foremost authorities on blues guitar collecting

"guitar man" is the funniest title

can we do a thread where we all watch it at the same time and make rude comments

seconded

we should schedule a time in this thread tbh

promoted article i got on FB

Joe Bonamassa explains huge mistake you must not make when buying guitars, remembers purchasing $4,250 Fender Strat when he was 13 years old 🎸 🎸 🎸

Whomst among us has not done the same?

https://www.facebook.com/JoeBonamassa/posts/the-syracuse-new-times-says-i-lack-passion-for-my-music-dont-respect-my-band-mem/10150902013849659/

Joe Bonamassa feuding with the alt-weekly in his hometown about a negative review = one of the all-time classic facebook threads

You GET 'EM JOE!! Obviously (REDACTED) hasn't gotten laid in a VERY long time!! Okay...sorry...that wasn't very tasteful, but I am HIGHLY offended by her reviews. You are a prodigy and have been blessed by the music gods!! Just keep doing what you're doing, rack up those platinum records and sell out your concerts. Some of us will continue to travel across the country just to see and hear you perform!! Love ya Joe!!!

THEY obviously have never seen your work , your passion oozzes from the strings. And so , someone just wanted to read the words they wrote and see their name attached to it.... THE pen is no longer mightier then the sword.... when you have concerts and YOUtube to not back up their claim.... so naaNAAnaaBOOboo... yes they suck & JOE you are amazing !!!!

your passion oozzes from the strings

Eww, gross

Joe Bonamassa definitely wrote both of those comments.

Hi David. I don’t get on Twitter much but just wanted to let you know I’m really digging your album Here If You Listen. A masterpiece!

— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) November 26, 2020

lmao

oh hey maybe i'll just see what's on tv right now

https://i.imgur.com/OgtOBMs.jpg

Peter Green
3.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
Reviewed in Canada on November 16, 2020
a lot of noise
some good playing , but not a lot of content

the Bonermaster don't have what it takes. Dud

It's here.......

https://www.guitarworld.com/reviews/epiphone-joe-bonamassa-black-beauty-les-paul-custom-review

Marty: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Joe: Well, if you're on ten on the amp, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar - where can you go from there? Where?
Marty: I don't know.
Joe: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty: Add another humbucker.
Joe: Exactly.

haha yeah I really wonder what is the use of the middle when they are so jammed together in ther

https://www.themainthing.co.uk/images/ww/artist/Joe-Bonamassa-2_mn.jpg https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dril9047/images/a/ab/Drilavatar.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/240?cb=20170716192717

I guess someone made that ref upthread

Do you think this guy actually enjoys playing the music he plays? I'm just trying to imagine being that good at guitar and only wanting to do those cliched "WEEE WEEE WEEE WEEEEEEEEE DEE-DUH-WHEEDLY-DUDDY-DUH" solos over and over again.

nobody enjoys the music. but they sure do enjoy the chicken wings.

https://i.imgur.com/TyI0yxr.png

https://www.guitarplayer.com/news/joe-bonamassa-asks-for-safe-return-of-missing-fender-the-bludgeon-nocaster

“Just off the phone with the very nice representative from FedEX," Bonamassa wrote in a follow-up Instagram post. "So basically what they are saying is that my guitar is MIA within their system without recourse nor hope of solution.

...

“I will try not to play detective here, but I would surmise that it was stolen probably by someone who had access to the truck or the distribution facility," he continued. "To be honest, a 23 pound guitar box does not just disappear that easily with or without a tracking number."

enough to give one the blues

That Bloodline band (called Bloodline because the other 4 members were sons of famous musicians) that was mentioned upthread was formed by his manager to serve as his backing band but then after their first tour they decided they wanted to play a different style - and also go on without him

wow what wild lineup

Bloodline's name was chosen based on the fact that four of the group's founding members were the sons of famous musicians – Hagar of Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar, Krieger of former The Doors guitarist Robby Krieger, Oakley Jr. of original Allman Brothers Band bassist Berry Oakley, and Davis of prolific jazz trumpeter Miles Davis.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain) at 11:17 9 Dec 20

I'm Not A Guitar Man; I'm A Guitar, Man.

underrated post

Joe-Z

BEHOLD.....THE BLUDGEON

https://www-guitarworld-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.guitarworld.com/amp/news/joe-bonamassa-51-nocaster-first-look?amp_gsa=1&_js_v=a6&usqp=mq331AQIKAGwASCAAgM%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16244945858140&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.guitarworld.com%2Fnews%2Fjoe-bonamassa-51-nocaster-first-look

sic URL bro
https://www.guitarworld.com/amp/news/joe-bonamassa-51-nocaster-first-look