pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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austin which is worse - pitchfork or the private prison system?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

topdown dialectic is insanely fucking good and it’s fucked up that all their stuff is like 50 physical copies

brimstead, Monday, 9 November 2020 18:53 (three years ago) link

Agreed and I think KM only mentioned it to brag about his copies ;)

Evan, Monday, 9 November 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link

that is 100% true!

i only picked up vol. 2, though (massive edition of 250!)

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

the 2 LPs are both free online, though, in the usual places

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link

austin which is worse - pitchfork or the private prison system?

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, November 9, 2020 10:38 AM

two of the same thing.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 9 November 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link

dude

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link

bro?

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link

Barry Jenkins and Chopstars' latest collaboration turns @Wilco's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot into Yankee Purple Foxtrot https://t.co/1859yF8RZ5

— Pitchfork (@pitchfork) November 10, 2020

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 04:39 (three years ago) link

Feels kinda Pitchfork headlines via neural network

Evan, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 05:53 (three years ago) link

two of the same thing.

― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, November 9, 2020 3:18 PM (yesterday)

idk, I'm pretty sure most people who hate private prisons don't visit one every day just to get mad

rob, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 15:17 (three years ago) link

"heavy metal drummer" (chopped not slopped) might not really be worth listening to, but certainly could be worth sampling

la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link

lol @ Rob

Tim Simms (morrisp), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link

i don't think anyone who has not been to prison can rightfully say.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link

Federal tastemakers have locked me up behind trends, man!

Evan, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link

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. . .okay, i'll allow it.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link

It seems like it might be a temporary error and that we don't actually have another esteemed entry in the 0.0 canon, but for now we do with a meta commentary blank review.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 06:18 (three years ago) link

wtf

Tim Simms (morrisp), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 06:27 (three years ago) link

Considering this same album was on their list of five albums out this week you should listen to, I’m assuming it’s just some sort of auto publishing glitch.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 06:30 (three years ago) link

we really are due for another 0.0 sometime though, it's been a while

josh az (2011nostalgia), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 09:14 (three years ago) link

Yeezus, etc.

call mr zbow that's my name that name again is mr zbow (Craig D.), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link

That album ended up getting a 7.7... the artist may have preferred a 0.0, for the notoriety.

Tim Simms (morrisp), Thursday, 12 November 2020 02:39 (three years ago) link

Cool Chavez review. But why not complete this thought, and mention that James Lo was in Live Skull?:

Chavez began life as a supergroup of sorts, at least by an extremely 1995 metric. Lead singer and guitarist Matt Sweeney had been in Skunk, who put out two albums on Twin/Tone that sounded like New Jersey’s answer to old Twin/Tone Soul Asylum. (This is a compliment.) Guitarist Clay Tarver had been in Boston’s Bullet LaVolta, which put out a couple of albums of East Coast grunge before breaking up in 1992. Chavez was (significantly) greater than the sum of these parts.

Tim Simms (morrisp), Friday, 13 November 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link

(The review only glancingly mentions Lo; which is kind of weird, considering how important his drumming is to the band.)

Tim Simms (morrisp), Friday, 13 November 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link

Pusha-T’s third solo album Daytona re-established the early 2000s legend as a singular voice in hip-hop. Daytona couldn't be more 2018 if it tried.

i guess the first sentence is a matter of opinion but what does this second sentence even mean?

devvvine, Monday, 23 November 2020 12:54 (three years ago) link

even being charitable, when i think of what rap music in 2018 sounded like it certainly was not this

devvvine, Monday, 23 November 2020 12:56 (three years ago) link

when you know you know

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 November 2020 13:45 (three years ago) link

You had to be there.

pomenitul, Monday, 23 November 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link

the paragraph's supposed to be awkward

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 November 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link

Two years later, Daytona is still the only album to be celebrated in the INSTANT CLASSIC video franchise

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 23 November 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link

It’s a Nathan Fielder kind of 2018 reference

Karl Malone, Monday, 23 November 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link

"SAINt JHN was crooning woozy knock-off Future verses when a 19-year-old in a village in Kazakhstan illegally made him a hit."

uhh just my opinion but really uncharitable reading of saint jhn's career

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Monday, 23 November 2020 20:59 (three years ago) link

Alfred!! Wtf

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 11:10 (three years ago) link

What? I like the album, though it's more epochal than good.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 11:26 (three years ago) link

you can talk about it down at the station

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

okay this revive got me to go look at pfork to see what you guys were talking about and i have two items to address here:

1. why is that album being reviewed? was it recently reissued?

2. yes i'm sorry alfred, we're going to have to bring you in for this. your bail will be set at seventy million dollars.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link

Yes. A 25th anniversary edition.

I'll have to sell Negronis at lemonade stands to make bail.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link

Alfred mentions it the beginning of his paragraph, but the editor failed to do their job and mention in the subhed that it's an anniversary edition -- thus leading to Austin's confusion.

yes m!ch!gan - the feeling's forever (morrisp), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 18:18 (three years ago) link

(*third paragraph)

yes m!ch!gan - the feeling's forever (morrisp), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 18:18 (three years ago) link

I like that review Alfred!

Absolutely stunned to learn that Aimee Mann is 60. I mean, it makes sense when I look at the arc of her career, but it still also doesn't make sense at all.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 18:34 (three years ago) link

It's okay because I'm gettin' flayed on Twitter.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 18:34 (three years ago) link

and thanks, jon

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 18:34 (three years ago) link

I love that ilx is a safe space for idiosyncratic takes, a place for true iconoclasts. However, Alfred is wrong; the songwriting is Great

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 19:03 (three years ago) link

You know what’s good though? Linkin Park’s Hybrid Theory

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link

it's practically hidden in the review that it's a reissue. i was so confused.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link

not trying to nitpick you, alfred. not your fault at all, really.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link

It didn't help that the label was coy about the title because it's...26 years since My Life.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link


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