pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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I may have said this before on here but P4k held the party line during the SoundCloud rap and Supreme bedroom pop era and basically got their milkshake drank by No Jumper and Pigeons & Planes.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, November 7, 2020 2:17 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

sounds like it was a good strategy, since no ones ever heard of either of these and both those turned out to be short lived fads?

flopson, Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link

young millenial/gen z are still checking p4k from what i can tell. gen z are still pretty young so time will tell but imo they don’t have a v strong cultural identity. they mostly just rehash millenial stuff. like “lofi” and the poppy tiktok r&b

flopson, Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:39 (three years ago) link

I'm a Fork contributor with no insight into the e-board's machinations, I should note.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link

you kinda have to try being everything to everyone since streaming services are turning the majority of listeners into taste omnivores (or at least this is my impression - hardly anyone I know speaks in genres anymore)

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Sunday, 8 November 2020 04:06 (three years ago) link

I can see where P4k would do better to be more expansive, ie the exact opposite of what I was saying up thread. To me it makes sense to either focus or go big, and going big makes more sense.

(I also admit that yes, a lot of where I am coming from is related to my inability to understand what people hear in a lot of newer guitar-driven music)

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 8 November 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link

they cover a lot less of it than they used to!

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Sunday, 8 November 2020 14:14 (three years ago) link

I know this is not a good thread for this sentiment but I think Pitchfork has actually done great job of becoming much more inclusive and diverse of a great variety of music and genres in the past 5 or so years

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 8 November 2020 14:23 (three years ago) link

I may have said this before on here but P4k held the party line during the SoundCloud rap and Supreme bedroom pop era and basically got their milkshake drank by No Jumper and Pigeons & Planes.

I unfortunately just clicked on that site for the first awful time in years and read an idiotic "what does it mean to be an industry plant?" article and my day is already ruined

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 8 November 2020 14:23 (three years ago) link

sounds like the sort of thing an industry plant would say

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Sunday, 8 November 2020 14:26 (three years ago) link

your momma's so old she knew industry park when it was just a plant

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 8 November 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link

Pigeon and Planes seems to have been mostly wiped off the web and exists as a few articles on Complex?

And No Jumper seems to be a merch site for a podcast or something

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 8 November 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link

what a buch of sellouts amirite

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Sunday, 8 November 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link

If they conceptualize music as a cool lifestyle thing, and/or focus mainly on appealing to the youngs, they’ll always be chasing trends. Why not be an authoritative source of music info & insight for everyone who loves music? (But I guess that’s what an oldster would say.)

Tim Simms (morrisp), Sunday, 8 November 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

they’ll always be chasing trends

just like they always have.

if they were smart, they'd start a network of sites, each with a different specific focus but all revolving around music news and reviews. kind of like what the gawker cluster of sites was to gossip and social media news.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Sunday, 8 November 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link

They’ve done branch off sites at least four times and they’ve all been absolute fiascos

Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 8 November 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link

They haven’t tried one about antique guitars yet

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 8 November 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link

The trends will still be there, they don't have to ignore them. I feel like the niche they've fallen into - "aging Millennial, outgrowing "indie," interested in SNL and RRHOF updates" - may be an increasingly limiting one.

Tim Simms (morrisp), Sunday, 8 November 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link

argue about what P4k should or shouldn't do or shouldn't or shouldn't be all day long if you want but a review of a reissue of Summerteeth is not a review of an album that sucks

alpine static, Sunday, 8 November 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

I had just cited one that as part of the trend of reviewing lots of reissues. (Also, to be clear, I don't claim to know how to publish a successful music website in 2020. I'm just approaching this as a reader.)

Tim Simms (morrisp), Sunday, 8 November 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link

If anything, they should probably be reviewing even more albums that suck! As long as it's new & somewhat notable.

Tim Simms (morrisp), Sunday, 8 November 2020 20:23 (three years ago) link

point in their favor re: covering obscure stuff: one of the acts they reviewed today (Jake Muir) makes collage-based electronic stuff and currently sits at 712 monthly Spotify listeners

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Monday, 9 November 2020 06:21 (three years ago) link

i've been pointed towards all sorts of gems like that via pitchfork!

the Topdown Dialectic albums, for example, both sit at <20K plays per track, and are incredible. it's not a mainstream music kind of thing (more like a honed version of late-90s autechre), but they're some of the best electronic releases in the last few years that i've heard.

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

I also think it's really cool they gave Angel Bat Dawid such prominent placement and a BNM! I mean, well deserved and it's not like that's a household name.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 November 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link

Just checked and its the fifth Best New Album tagged as 'jazz' this year. Must be a record for them?

(The other four are Jeff Parker, Nubya Garcia, Jyoti, and Makaya McCraven's reworking of Gil Scott-Heron)

ˈʌglɪɪst preɪ, Monday, 9 November 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

Their jazz coverage is so weird and micro-focused; for a few years they would only review Vijay Iyer albums, then they branched out and reviewed a few other ECM artists, and now they're 100% in the tank for International Anthem. Which is a great label, make no mistake, but their jazz coverage is obviously (to me, because I know who the relevant publicists are) publicist-driven in a way that the rest of the stuff they write about isn't.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link

austin which is worse - pitchfork or the private prison system?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

topdown dialectic is insanely fucking good and it’s fucked up that all their stuff is like 50 physical copies

brimstead, Monday, 9 November 2020 18:53 (three years ago) link

Agreed and I think KM only mentioned it to brag about his copies ;)

Evan, Monday, 9 November 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link

that is 100% true!

i only picked up vol. 2, though (massive edition of 250!)

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

the 2 LPs are both free online, though, in the usual places

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link

austin which is worse - pitchfork or the private prison system?

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, November 9, 2020 10:38 AM

two of the same thing.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 9 November 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link

dude

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link

bro?

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link

Barry Jenkins and Chopstars' latest collaboration turns @Wilco's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot into Yankee Purple Foxtrot https://t.co/1859yF8RZ5

— Pitchfork (@pitchfork) November 10, 2020

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 04:39 (three years ago) link

Feels kinda Pitchfork headlines via neural network

Evan, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 05:53 (three years ago) link

two of the same thing.

― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, November 9, 2020 3:18 PM (yesterday)

idk, I'm pretty sure most people who hate private prisons don't visit one every day just to get mad

rob, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 15:17 (three years ago) link

"heavy metal drummer" (chopped not slopped) might not really be worth listening to, but certainly could be worth sampling

la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link

lol @ Rob

Tim Simms (morrisp), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link

i don't think anyone who has not been to prison can rightfully say.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link

Federal tastemakers have locked me up behind trends, man!

Evan, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link

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. . .okay, i'll allow it.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link

It seems like it might be a temporary error and that we don't actually have another esteemed entry in the 0.0 canon, but for now we do with a meta commentary blank review.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 06:18 (three years ago) link

wtf

Tim Simms (morrisp), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 06:27 (three years ago) link

Considering this same album was on their list of five albums out this week you should listen to, I’m assuming it’s just some sort of auto publishing glitch.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 06:30 (three years ago) link

we really are due for another 0.0 sometime though, it's been a while

josh az (2011nostalgia), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 09:14 (three years ago) link

Yeezus, etc.

call mr zbow that's my name that name again is mr zbow (Craig D.), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link

That album ended up getting a 7.7... the artist may have preferred a 0.0, for the notoriety.

Tim Simms (morrisp), Thursday, 12 November 2020 02:39 (three years ago) link

Cool Chavez review. But why not complete this thought, and mention that James Lo was in Live Skull?:

Chavez began life as a supergroup of sorts, at least by an extremely 1995 metric. Lead singer and guitarist Matt Sweeney had been in Skunk, who put out two albums on Twin/Tone that sounded like New Jersey’s answer to old Twin/Tone Soul Asylum. (This is a compliment.) Guitarist Clay Tarver had been in Boston’s Bullet LaVolta, which put out a couple of albums of East Coast grunge before breaking up in 1992. Chavez was (significantly) greater than the sum of these parts.

Tim Simms (morrisp), Friday, 13 November 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link

(The review only glancingly mentions Lo; which is kind of weird, considering how important his drumming is to the band.)

Tim Simms (morrisp), Friday, 13 November 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link

Pusha-T’s third solo album Daytona re-established the early 2000s legend as a singular voice in hip-hop. Daytona couldn't be more 2018 if it tried.

i guess the first sentence is a matter of opinion but what does this second sentence even mean?

devvvine, Monday, 23 November 2020 12:54 (three years ago) link


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