pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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That review is terrible, but most of their clipping reviews have been. It's getting clowned in the clipping thread.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 26 October 2020 13:59 (five years ago)

Not sure why they even bother reviewing clipping anymore. The reviews are basically the same pan over and over.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 26 October 2020 14:05 (five years ago)

I got excited for a second for that Menswe@r review though, hoping to see a Ned byline but uh... no.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 26 October 2020 14:05 (five years ago)

I'd like to see Stephen Kearse's pitch, "Remember that clipping album I gave 4.5 to last year? Well, there's a new album of leftover tracks from the sessions for it and I think the people are dying to hear my opinion."

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 26 October 2020 14:08 (five years ago)

Not sure why they even bother reviewing clipping anymore.

RYM rage-traffic.

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Monday, 26 October 2020 14:11 (five years ago)

Raaargh

imago, Monday, 26 October 2020 14:13 (five years ago)

I don't think I've consciously heard a single track by clipping., Do they have a rabid fan base?

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:12 (five years ago)

They have a Rabid (Cronenberg, 1977) fanbase

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:25 (five years ago)

These, "Here's Everything XX Did as SNL's Host" articles every time a musician hosts are so obnoxious.

iyo did facebook ruin the internet?

Un-fooled and placid (sic), Monday, 26 October 2020 16:50 (five years ago)

lol Whiney

imago, Monday, 26 October 2020 16:53 (five years ago)

Very good

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 26 October 2020 20:32 (five years ago)

I got excited for a second for that Menswe@r review though, hoping to see a Ned byline but uh... no.

That's because you needed to look elsewhere, my friend:

https://thequietus.com/articles/29097-menswear-nuisance-review-anniversary

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 October 2020 20:33 (five years ago)

"when it comes to pfork, look elsewhere my friend"

words of wisdom, ned.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 26 October 2020 20:58 (five years ago)

Thanks Ned, I had read that one already - was just hoping you had another outlet to share your wisdom with.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 26 October 2020 21:04 (five years ago)

One exception is “Truckin’,” the album closer, an easygoing ode to the open highway that became an anthem for Deadheads and for freaks and hippies more generally.

errr that's not at all what that song is about

Paul Ponzi, Saturday, 31 October 2020 23:30 (five years ago)

If you enjoy tortuous, paragraph-long paraphrasing of song lyrics, the new Tigermilk review is for you.

Tim Simms (morrisp), Sunday, 1 November 2020 07:07 (five years ago)

And while we were all being distracted by the election, Pitchfork kickstarted the witch house revival.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 14:53 (five years ago)

i got more than one automated marketing email today that started with something like "Now that the election is over (Phew!)..."

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 15:26 (five years ago)

An interview with Bono’s sunglasses

https://www.spin.com/2020/11/bono-spin-interview-sunglasses/

Frozen CD, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:06 (five years ago)

lol sorry wrong thread

Frozen CD, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:07 (five years ago)

"Inspired by his mother’s Alzheimer’s, the"

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 November 2020 07:11 (five years ago)

lol come on

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 November 2020 07:11 (five years ago)

it may very well be true, that he was inspired, but if so, it is a tale told 5 or 25 chapters deep into some fucked up story, not the very first words to describe a set of music for commercial release

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 November 2020 07:13 (five years ago)

inspired by my only child's diarrhea vomit deathbed, the

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 November 2020 07:14 (five years ago)

Inspired by the gruesome death of Princess Di at age 36, the

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 5 November 2020 15:03 (five years ago)

tbf Ulver did actually have a recent album inspired by that

imago, Thursday, 5 November 2020 15:07 (five years ago)

I keep getting Salem videos rec'd to me, and I keep on internally saying to myself, "I didn't like this shit the first time"

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 5 November 2020 23:39 (five years ago)

congratulations! you're officially too old now.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 05:42 (five years ago)

I think I just don't like shitty music.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 6 November 2020 12:24 (five years ago)

Salem has always been bullshit

DJP, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:30 (five years ago)

Oh that’s not in reference to Salem, just to that feeling.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 14:31 (five years ago)

Oh, then definitely. I started posting here when I was barely 21. I'm now 36.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 6 November 2020 14:49 (five years ago)

i don't mean for here! i mean for pitchfork!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:13 (five years ago)

Oh lol. I haven't read Pitchfork for years, I'm a Quietus and Resident Advisor guy.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:32 (five years ago)

looking at p4k's reviews over the past month or so--very heavy with reissue and retrospective reviews. Release schedule must be light for some reason.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:40 (five years ago)

almost like there's a global event making it difficult for bands to write and release new albums

na (NA), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:05 (five years ago)

It's kind of funny how Pitchfork writes about shit like Salem as if they ever fucking mattered in the first place

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:07 (five years ago)

tbf there's a piece in the New Yorker this week as well. critics of a certain age.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:09 (five years ago)

when music turns 10 years old it is suddenly classic

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:09 (five years ago)

eagerly awaiting the critical resurgence of Kitty Pryde

DJP, Friday, 6 November 2020 16:14 (five years ago)

100 gecs 2032 reunion tour spurring thought pieces in suprastacks everywhere

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:18 (five years ago)

tbf no joking this is 10 out of 10 amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNlkiitx0vY

billstevejim, Friday, 6 November 2020 18:42 (five years ago)

10 years since salem's fader fort set should be celebrated imo

billstevejim, Friday, 6 November 2020 18:44 (five years ago)

I think I'm paying attention to different music than y'all, because to me it's been a banner year for electronic music and jazz and all kinds of releases, even with the pandemic. Hell, there are tons of great pandemic albums.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 November 2020 03:49 (five years ago)

same

flopson, Saturday, 7 November 2020 03:52 (five years ago)

almost like there's a global event making it difficult for bands to write and release new albums

― na (NA), Friday, November 6, 2020 11:05 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i think it’s the opposite, pandemic seems to have made bands that would’ve spent the year touring go back into the studio. like every band has released an album this year?

flopson, Saturday, 7 November 2020 03:53 (five years ago)

There is tons of new music; they really shouldn’t be reviewing a Wilco reissue on a Friday.

Tim Simms (morrisp), Saturday, 7 November 2020 04:07 (five years ago)

“Hmmm. I’ve never heard of Salem or witch house before. Wonder what Wikipedia has to say about them.”

“Salem (sometimes stylized as S4LEM or SALEM)...”

“lol fuck this shit”

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 7 November 2020 09:34 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNlkiitx0vY

if you've never heard of salem before, their live at fader fort video is an absolute must watch

ufo, Saturday, 7 November 2020 09:36 (five years ago)

so good that it was posted only yesterday

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Saturday, 7 November 2020 09:43 (five years ago)


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