I hear he’s living in a Stu-stu-studio.
― bagel in the streets, donut in the sheets (morrisp), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 02:49 (five years ago)
Take My Home
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, October 21, 2020 2:20 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
the winner
― Walter Draggedman (stevie), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 07:44 (five years ago)
I think a pretty solid defense of phil is that we have collectively spent 18 hours riffing on this, drawing on a pretty deep storehouse of memorable lyrics and song titles from 30 years or so, without much effort. Even if you hate him or think he's corny, the dude has left a pretty sizable cultural footprint.
― do as thou wilt, as long as thou dost punctuate it correctly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 10:40 (five years ago)
Phil's great. His memoir is heavily and unintentionally Partridge, imo.
― Walter Draggedman (stevie), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 10:46 (five years ago)
Subpoena's Ready
― logout option: disabled (Matt #2), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 12:52 (five years ago)
Joking aside, can't help but feel awful for Phil what's happened to him in recent years. This latest development is just.... fuck's sake.
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:18 (five years ago)
it's going to end pretty badly for his ex-wife
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:21 (five years ago)
lol but seriously
― nashwan, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:21 (five years ago)
ok now we're in too deep here, c'mon guys
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:22 (five years ago)
To think she could be in his house now just trashin' the camp.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:24 (five years ago)
in a moment he'll be on his knees
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:25 (five years ago)
Well, what did he expect, now that they're living separate lives?
― do as thou wilt, as long as thou dost punctuate it correctly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:35 (five years ago)
NO WAIT
Property Cryme
― do as thou wilt, as long as thou dost punctuate it correctly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:36 (five years ago)
Intruder
(I say it counts)
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:58 (five years ago)
he's in the agony of Subpoena-pain
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:00 (five years ago)
Trespass
― logout option: disabled (Matt #2), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:06 (five years ago)
^^^ new winner
― Walter Draggedman (stevie), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:30 (five years ago)
I guess she was a difficult lover
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:35 (five years ago)
Do we think Phil would agree to them staying...one more night?
I've been sitting here so longWasting time, just staring at the phoneAnd I was wondering should I call youThen I thought maybe you're not alone
― Siegbran, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:43 (five years ago)
guess they're claiming squonkers' rights
― glengarry gary beers (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:48 (five years ago)
i heard he knocked on the door and got no reply at all
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:50 (five years ago)
she has a built in ability to take everything she sees
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:52 (five years ago)
Trespass― logout option: disabled (Matt #2)
― Siegbran, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:53 (five years ago)
more fool me
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:00 (five years ago)
It's like a great house robbery
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:19 (five years ago)
Blood on the Rooftops
― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:23 (five years ago)
It's no fun beating an illegal home invasion
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:43 (five years ago)
hopefully he can Get 'Em Out by Friday
― frogbs, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:44 (five years ago)
Will they be gone by Christmas time at all?
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:47 (five years ago)
No eviction notice required
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:48 (five years ago)
This must be love
― dinnerboat, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:06 (five years ago)
Inside outOoh you got me inside out
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:10 (five years ago)
how many times must he say he's sorry
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:07 (five years ago)
Trust don't come easy
― Walter Draggedman (stevie), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:21 (five years ago)
He's really been preparing for this moment his whole career
I rang your house but got no answerJumped in my car, i went round thereI still don't believe thatHe was just leaving
― enochroot, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:38 (five years ago)
ex-wife kinda losing the press war here
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:12 (five years ago)
Lol how bad at PR do you need to be to make Phil Collins seem like a good husband?
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:15 (five years ago)
I don't think "stealing a house and staffing it with armed guards to prevent its recapture" is most accurately described as "a PR problem"
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:24 (five years ago)
Follow you (back to my house) Follow me (to the police station)
― Walter Draggedman (stevie), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:45 (five years ago)
Get 'Er Out By Friday
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:50 (five years ago)
o lord
https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/26/phil-collins-trump-in-the-air-tonight-stop-playing-campaign-rally-beef-cease-desist/
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 26 October 2020 22:09 (five years ago)
Trump issues executive order giving his house to his ex-spouse
― Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 22:12 (five years ago)
I think a pretty solid defense of phil is that we have collectively spent 18 hours riffing on this, drawing on a pretty deep storehouse of memorable lyrics and song titles from 30 years or so, without much effort.
I was a plus-one to a Phil show a long time ago (at the Tacoma Dome), and literally every song in the entire concert was a hit, culminating in collecting canned food and "Another Day in Paradise."
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 26 October 2020 22:27 (five years ago)
Ha! I swear I went to that Tacoma Dome show with my mom. It was probably like 1992, and I was 11 or 12. I remember bringing canned food. I also remember he mocked audience members who wouldn't participate and said 'I'm just too fucking cool for this'. Also we brought canned food, and the music was so loud it was distorting in my ear.
― Publicradio (3×5), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 00:37 (five years ago)
There is a group of artists who could play nothing but hits for hours, and even if you aren't a fan you would at least recognize every song.
Bruce, Billy, Phil, Who, Stones....
― Fjord Explorer (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 00:41 (five years ago)
Some of these acts, it's really nuts. I don't think Phil could do it, tbh, but I've seen back-to-back Bruce shows where each one seemed to be a solid 3+ hours of hits, yet differed by maybe 65%!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 01:09 (five years ago)
what's pretty nuts is that Phil was already lowering the keys of many of his hits like, 20+ years ago. I remember buying a pay per view show in the late 90s and he was singing most everything in lower keys.
wonder if he sounds like Lou RAwls now
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 01:17 (five years ago)
There is a group of artists who could play nothing but hits for hours, and even if you aren't a fan you would at least recognize every song. Bruce, Billy, Phil, Who, Stones....
― Welcome to Nonrock (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 10:30 (five years ago)
Billy Withers
― Siegbran, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 10:53 (five years ago)
Wild Billy Childish obvs
― Neil S, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 10:54 (five years ago)