Folks, let's not jump to any conclusions about this story. We don't know the whole situation...
I mean...
There must be some misunderstanding
― do as thou wilt, as long as thou dost punctuate it correctly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:56 (three years ago) link
but this is the world we live in!
― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 02:01 (three years ago) link
It's always the same, it's just a shame
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 02:17 (three years ago) link
I think an amicable settlement of this is... against all odds.
― do as thou wilt, as long as thou dost punctuate it correctly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 02:20 (three years ago) link
I hear he’s living in a Stu-stu-studio.
― bagel in the streets, donut in the sheets (morrisp), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 02:49 (three years ago) link
Take My Home
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, October 21, 2020 2:20 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
the winner
― Walter Draggedman (stevie), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 07:44 (three years ago) link
I think a pretty solid defense of phil is that we have collectively spent 18 hours riffing on this, drawing on a pretty deep storehouse of memorable lyrics and song titles from 30 years or so, without much effort. Even if you hate him or think he's corny, the dude has left a pretty sizable cultural footprint.
― do as thou wilt, as long as thou dost punctuate it correctly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 10:40 (three years ago) link
Phil's great. His memoir is heavily and unintentionally Partridge, imo.
― Walter Draggedman (stevie), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 10:46 (three years ago) link
Subpoena's Ready
― logout option: disabled (Matt #2), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 12:52 (three years ago) link
Joking aside, can't help but feel awful for Phil what's happened to him in recent years. This latest development is just.... fuck's sake.
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:18 (three years ago) link
it's going to end pretty badly for his ex-wife
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:21 (three years ago) link
lol but seriously
― nashwan, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:21 (three years ago) link
ok now we're in too deep here, c'mon guys
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:22 (three years ago) link
To think she could be in his house now just trashin' the camp.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:24 (three years ago) link
in a moment he'll be on his knees
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:25 (three years ago) link
Well, what did he expect, now that they're living separate lives?
― do as thou wilt, as long as thou dost punctuate it correctly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:35 (three years ago) link
NO WAIT
Property Cryme
― do as thou wilt, as long as thou dost punctuate it correctly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:36 (three years ago) link
Intruder
(I say it counts)
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:58 (three years ago) link
he's in the agony of Subpoena-pain
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link
Trespass
― logout option: disabled (Matt #2), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link
^^^ new winner
― Walter Draggedman (stevie), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:30 (three years ago) link
I guess she was a difficult lover
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link
Do we think Phil would agree to them staying...one more night?
I've been sitting here so longWasting time, just staring at the phoneAnd I was wondering should I call youThen I thought maybe you're not alone
― Siegbran, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link
guess they're claiming squonkers' rights
― glengarry gary beers (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link
i heard he knocked on the door and got no reply at all
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link
she has a built in ability to take everything she sees
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link
Trespass― logout option: disabled (Matt #2)
― Siegbran, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:53 (three years ago) link
more fool me
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link
It's like a great house robbery
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link
Blood on the Rooftops
― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
It's no fun beating an illegal home invasion
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link
hopefully he can Get 'Em Out by Friday
― frogbs, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link
Will they be gone by Christmas time at all?
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link
No eviction notice required
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link
This must be love
― dinnerboat, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link
Inside outOoh you got me inside out
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link
how many times must he say he's sorry
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link
Trust don't come easy
― Walter Draggedman (stevie), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link
He's really been preparing for this moment his whole career
I rang your house but got no answerJumped in my car, i went round thereI still don't believe thatHe was just leaving
― enochroot, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link
ex-wife kinda losing the press war here
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link
Lol how bad at PR do you need to be to make Phil Collins seem like a good husband?
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link
I don't think "stealing a house and staffing it with armed guards to prevent its recapture" is most accurately described as "a PR problem"
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link
Follow you (back to my house) Follow me (to the police station)
― Walter Draggedman (stevie), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link
Get 'Er Out By Friday
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link
o lord
https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/26/phil-collins-trump-in-the-air-tonight-stop-playing-campaign-rally-beef-cease-desist/
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 26 October 2020 22:09 (three years ago) link
Trump issues executive order giving his house to his ex-spouse
― Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link
I think a pretty solid defense of phil is that we have collectively spent 18 hours riffing on this, drawing on a pretty deep storehouse of memorable lyrics and song titles from 30 years or so, without much effort.
I was a plus-one to a Phil show a long time ago (at the Tacoma Dome), and literally every song in the entire concert was a hit, culminating in collecting canned food and "Another Day in Paradise."
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 26 October 2020 22:27 (three years ago) link
Ha! I swear I went to that Tacoma Dome show with my mom. It was probably like 1992, and I was 11 or 12. I remember bringing canned food. I also remember he mocked audience members who wouldn't participate and said 'I'm just too fucking cool for this'. Also we brought canned food, and the music was so loud it was distorting in my ear.
― Publicradio (3×5), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 00:37 (three years ago) link
There is a group of artists who could play nothing but hits for hours, and even if you aren't a fan you would at least recognize every song.
Bruce, Billy, Phil, Who, Stones....
― Fjord Explorer (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 00:41 (three years ago) link
Some of these acts, it's really nuts. I don't think Phil could do it, tbh, but I've seen back-to-back Bruce shows where each one seemed to be a solid 3+ hours of hits, yet differed by maybe 65%!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 01:09 (three years ago) link