I hate ILoveMusic, it's got too many POLLS - Artist Poll #104 - THE REPLACEMENTS - RESULTS

thank you nagx3, “i will dare” is a very worthy winner

"Unsatisfied" was my #1 as well as Let It Be. "I Will Dare" would have been a hit, maybe even a #1 record, in like 1992.

Thanks for your hard work Nag, this was great!

Seen Your Video
Left of the Dial
Unsatisfied
Bastards of Young
Kiss Me On the Bus
Skyway
Alex Chilton
Kick Your Door Down
Swingin Party
Answering Machine
Androgynous
Go
Here Comes a Regular
I Will Dare
Can’t Hardly Wait
Color Me Impressed
Perfectly Lethal
Hold My Life
Talent Show
Takin’ a Ride
Kids Don’t Follow
I’ll Be You
You Lose
I Don’t Know
I Bought a Headache
Johnny’s Gonna Die
Portland
The Ledge
Sixteen Blue
Gary’s Got a Boner

Let It Be
Tim
Sorry Ma, Forgot To Take Out the Trash
Pleased to Meet Me
Stink

sorry, i jumped the gun there

Sad I missed this poll of my favorite band from age 13 thru college at least, but pleased to catch up now. Looks lovely.

I couldn't find the clip, but there was this totally forgettable movie starting Keanu Reeves and Cameron Diaz called "Feeling Minnesota." I don't remember much if anything about it, but iirc it was about two former classmates coming back to the Twin Cities for a funeral or something and reconnecting. There's a scene where the two are driving down the street (in a convertible) listing to "I Will Dare" and sort of mumbling along in the most awkward way possible.

Song is definitely in the trailer, which also indicate I literally remembered nothing about this and got everything wrong but the scene I'm thinking of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-xSv0k1fvA

me and some friends went down from the dorm, to watch the filming of that, saw Keanu walking around smoking a cig

i sure liked hanging out w you all and talking about these guys

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b4/c4/21/b4c4219e98b91f6ca42647f939df887d--paul-westerberg-the-replacements.jpg

Great poll, great fun, thanks Nag!

I had the Feeling Minnesota soundtrack for some reason! First place I heard "I Will Dare" actually.

Thank you nag for the poll!!!.. & Josh to a lesser extent for that trailer.

EVERY TRACK
110 distinct compositions got the nod
38 ballots
                                                             pts     vts    #1s  
 1  I Will Dare             Let It Be (September 1984)       972      36      3
 2  Alex Chilton            Pleased to Meet Me (April 1987)  874      35      4
 3  Left of the Dial        Tim (October 1985)               857      36      5
 4  Can't Hardly Wait       Pleased to Meet Me (April 1987)  828      36      4
 5  Bastards of Young       Tim (October 1985)               761      30      2
 6  Unsatisfied             Let It Be (September 1984)       756      29      6
 7  Answering Machine       Let It Be (September 1984)       708      31      2
 8  Color Me Impressed      Hootenanny (April 1983)          701      32      2
 9  Favorite Thing          Let It Be (September 1984)       629      29      1
10  Androgynous             Let It Be (September 1984)       600      30      1
11  Hold My Life            Tim (October 1985)               598      27      0
12  Skyway                  Pleased to Meet Me (April 1987)  549      28      0
13  Here Comes a Regular    Tim (October 1985)               540      28      2
14  Sixteen Blue            Let It Be (September 1984)       522      31      0
15  Within Your Reach       Hootenanny (April 1983)          448      25      0
16  I'll Be You             Don't Tell a Soul (January 1989) 443      27      0
17  Kiss Me on the Bus      Tim (October 1985)               426      24      0
18  Little Mascara          Tim (October 1985)               405      26      0
19  Kids Don't Follow       Stink (June 1982)                316      21      0
20  Swingin Party           Tim (October 1985)               302      23      0
21  Valentine               Pleased to Meet Me (April 1987)  297      17      0
22  The Ledge               Pleased to Meet Me (April 1987)  279      20      0
23  I.O.U.                  Pleased to Meet Me (April 1987)  267      15      0
24  Never Mind              Pleased to Meet Me (April 1987)  261      18      0
25  Talent Show             Don't Tell a Soul (January 1989) 249      17      0
26  Johnny's Gonna Die      SMFTTOTT (August 1981)           226      13      0
27  Achin' to Be            Don't Tell a Soul (January 1989) 225      16      0
28  Go                      Stink (June 1982)                225      15      0
29  Takin' a Ride           SMFTTOTT (August 1981)           220      12      0
30  We're Comin' Out        Let It Be (September 1984)       207      12      0
31  Shiftless When Idle	    SMFTTOTT (August 1981)           188      14      0
32  Waitress in the Sky     Tim (October 1985)               183      14      1
33  If Only You Were Lonely I'm in Trouble (August 1981)     175      12      0
34  Seen Your Video         Let It Be (September 1984)       160       8      1
35  I Don't Know            Pleased to Meet Me (April 1987)  149      12      0
36  Portland                DTAS era micellany               146      12      0
37  Take Me Down to the     Hootenanny (April 1983)	     138      10      0
38  Black Diamond           Let It Be (September 1984)       112       8      0
39  Careless                SMFTTOTT (August 1981)           106       7      0
40  I Hate Music            SMFTTOTT (August 1981)           104       8      0
41  Merry Go Round          All Shook Down (September 1990)  103      11      0
42  Hayday                  Hootenanny (April 1983)          101       7      1
43  Customer                SMFTTOTT (August 1981)           100       6      0
44  Tommy Gets His Tonsils  Let It Be (September 1984)        99       8      0
45  Run It                  Hootenanny (April 1983)           99       7      0
46  I'm in Trouble	    SMFTTOTT (August 1981)            94       6      0
47  Treatment Bound         Hootenanny (April 1983)           90       8      0
48  Sadly Beautiful         All Shook Down (September 1990)   87       7      0
49  Nightclub Jitters       Pleased to Meet Me (April 1987)   81       6      0
50  We'll Inherit the Earth Don't Tell a Soul (January 1989)  79       6      0
51  Fuck School             Stink (June 1982)                 79       4      1
52  Anywhere's Better Than  Don't Tell a Soul (January 1989)  78       6      0
53  I'll Buy                Tim (October 1985)                73       5      0
54  Don't Ask Why           SMFTTOTT (August 1981)            70       3      0
55  Love Lines              Hootenanny (April 1983)           65       5      0
56  Nowhere Is My Home      Tim era miscellany                61       4      0
57  Kick Your Door Down     SMFTTOTT (August 1981)            58       5      0
58  God Damn Job            Stink (June 1982)                 58       4      0
59  Asking Me Lies          Don't Tell a Soul (January 1989)  58       3      0
60  Buck Hill               Hootenanny (April 1983)           57       6      0
61  Perfectly Lethal        Let It Be era miscellany          54       3      0
62  You're Getting Married  Stink era miscellany              52       3      0
63  Willpower               Hootenanny (April 1983)           48       5      0
64  Bent Out of Shape       All Shook Down (September 1990)   46       2      0
65  Red Red Wine            Pleased to Meet Me (April 1987)   44       6      0
66  Somethin to Du          SMFTTOTT (August 1981)            43       4      0
67  Photo AKA. PO Box       PTMM era miscellany               43       3      0
68  Hangin' Downtown        SMFTTOTT (August 1981)            42       2      0
69  Gary's Got a Boner      Let It Be (September 1984)        39       5      0
70  Dope Smokin Moron       Stink (June 1982)                 36       1      0
72  Darlin' One             Don't Tell a Soul (January 1989)  34       6      0
71  They're Blind           Don't Tell a Soul (January 1989)  34       3      0
73  Birthday Gal            PTMM era miscellany               32       4      0
74  Rock 'n' Roll Ghost     Don't Tell a Soul (January 1989)  30       2      0
75  Nobody                  All Shook Down (September 1990)   27       3      0
76  Pool & Dive             Don't You Know... comp (2006)     26       2      0
77  Beer for Breakfast      PTMM era miscellany               25       3      0
78  You Lose                Hootenanny (April 1983)           25       2      0
79  Another Girl, Another.. Achin' to Be single (1989)        24       3      0
80  Attitude                All Shook Down (September 1990)   24       2      0
81  All Shook Down          All Shook Down (September 1990)   23       3      0
82  Torture                 All Shook Down (September 1990)   23       1      0
83  Wake Up                 DTAS era micellany                22       1      0
84  More Cigarettes         SMFTTOTT (August 1981)            21       1      0
85  Run For The Country     PTMM era miscellany               20       1      0
86  Date to Church          I'll Be You single (1989)         19       2      0
87= Someone Take the Wheel  All Shook Down (September 1990)   18       2      0
87= Lay It Down Clown       Tim (October 1985)                18       2      0
89= Trouble On The Way      PTMM era miscellany               18       1      0
89= Dance On My Planet      DTAS era micellany                18       1      0
91  Back to Back            Don't Tell a Soul (January 1989)  17       2      0
92  Dose of Thunder         Tim (October 1985)                17       1      0
93  Raised in the City      SMFTTOTT (August 1981)            15       1      0
94= Otto                    SMFTTOTT (August 1981)            13       1      0
94= Rattlesnake             SMFTTOTT (August 1981)            13       1      0
96  Shooting Dirty Pool     Pleased to Meet Me (April 1987)   11       1      0
97= When It Began           All Shook Down (September 1990)   10       1      0
97= Happy Town              All Shook Down (September 1990)   10       1      0
99  I Won't                 Don't Tell a Soul (January 1989)   8       1      0
00= I Bought a Headache     SMFTTOTT (August 1981)             7       1      0
00= Satellite               ASD era miscellany                 7       1      0
02  One Wink at a Time      All Shook Down (September 1990)    6       1      0
03= Temptation Eyes         Let It Be era miscellany           4       1      0
03= Bad Worker              Hootenanny era miscellany          4       1      0
03= Like a Rolling Pin      All for Nothing... comp (1997)     4       1      0
06= Til We’re Nude          PTMM era miscellany                3       1      0
06= Love You Till Friday    SMFTTOTT (August 1981)             3       1      0
08= Gimme Noise             Stink (June 1982)                  2       1      0
08= My Little Problem       All Shook Down (September 1990)    2       1      0
08= Mr. Whirly              Hootenanny (April 1983)            2       1      0

Look at #61 Karl Malone. We almost did it! LOL

whooooo one vote for "Run for the Country," that would be me

it's a great song! i had it my top 20 :) xp

and yeah, i see that i'm the only one that voted for "i bought a headache"

you have to be in a certain mood for that song but it can hit hard

lol "Gary's Got a Boner" at #69

replacements are one of those bands where i think i automatically love everyone's ballot, no matter what you put down

Spending the week with all their albums brought out their strengths and weaknesses all over again, which are both abundant but the bottom line is that they really were pretty great for a while there. I think the best way to hear them is as a punk band that didn't really play punk rock.

I think the best way to hear them is as a punk band that didn't really play punk rock.

i agree with this from the other side - i knew of them first as an alternative/pop band, but have gained a new appreciation of how they could have been an incredible straight-up punk band, had they chosen to stay there. they were really good at it and could have been the american buzzcocks (i'm drunk). but they couldn't be contained in that world - i love the buzzcocks, but they wouldn't have have written something like "treatment bound".

so in the end, i'm gonna give the buzzcocks an A-, the Replacements 6 bags of popcorn and 5 sodas

This was a fun discussion thanks nag

That seems to leave only these album tracks failing to attract a vote:
Shut up                SMFTTTOTT (August 1981)
Stuck in the Middle    Stink (June 1982)
White and Lazy         Stink (June 1982)
Hootenanny             Hootenanny (April 1983)
The Last               All Shook Down (September 1990)

"Hootenanny" deserved at least one vote.

I think the placement that makes me happiest is "Favorite Thing," I'm glad that's a consensus top 10 song. It captures something or several things essential about them, including how much fun they could be.

LOL@ Mr Whirly being Mr Irrelevant

I meant to vote for ‘The Last’ but forgot. I also forgot ‘IOU’ and ‘Color Me Impressed’, so clearly my ballot was wildly inaccurate.

I actually had this image uploaded for a potential mock placement where "Colour My Impressed" was to be. But I had to concede that you need somewhat greater than 0.00% believability for that to be worthwhile.

My lifeboat-battered ballot

Tracks

1. here comes a regular
2. hold my life
3. answering machine
4. cant hardly wait
5. on the bus
6. alex chilton
7. i will dare
8. within your reach
9. skyway
10. i’m in trouble
11. favorite thing
12. color me impressed
13. shiftless when idle
14. sixteen blue
15. black diamond
16. sadly beautiful
17. i’ll buy
18. little mascara
19. the ledge
20. careless
21. hayday
22. bent out of shape
23. somethin to do
24. swingin party
25. left of the dial
26. lay it down clown
27. red red wine
28. bastards of young
29. johnny’s gonna die
30. my little problem

solo/sideprojects (ranked)

1. Good Day - Tommy Stinson
2. Let’s Do It - Paul Westerberg + Joan Jett & The Blackhearts (Tank Girl soundtrack)
3. Born For Me - The I Don’t Cares
4. Better Days - Perfect
5. Making Me Sick - Bash & Pop

Albums (ranked)

1. Tim
2. Pleased to Meet Me
3. Let It Be
4. Hootenanny
5. All Shook Down

TRAX

favorite thing
left of the dial
sixteen blue
careless
i will dare
can't hardly wait
skyway
androgynous
unsatisfied
swingin party
bastards of young
alex chilton
achin' to be
johnny's gonna die
treatment bound
you're getting married
kiss me on the bus
portland
little mascara
i'll be you
we're comin' out
when it began
hold my life
i hate music
p.o. box (photo)
shiftless when idle
answering machine
never mind
if only you were lonely
mr. whirly

ALBUMS

let it be
sorry ma, forgot to take out the trash
tim
pleased to meet me
dead man's pop

Lol yes, I'm the Mr. Whirly voter. If I could do it again, I'd push Hootenanny to the #3 or #4 album slot. That album really hit me after submitting my ballot, after all these years. Also, I'd find a way to include "Lovelines" and "Nightclub Jitters".

And thanks to Nag! for the swell rollout

I eventually got Stink purely for the song titles alone. The only song I knew was "Kids Don't Follow," but "Dope Smokin' Moron," "White and Lazy"...just hilarious.

(a) TOP REPLACEMENTS TRACKS

1. Unsatisfied
2. Bastards of Young
3. Androgynous
4. Can't Hardly Wait
5. I Will Dare
6. Within Your Reach
7. Alex Chilton
8. Nowhere Is My Home
9. Left of the Dial
10. Color Me Impressed
11. Little Mascara
12. You're Getting Married
13. Sixteen Blue
14. Here Comes a Regular
15. Valentine
16. Nobody
17. Answering Machine
18. Birthday Gal
19. Sadly Beautiful
20. If Only You Were Lonely
21. Kiss Me on the Bus
22. Kids Don't Follow
23. Johnny's Gonna Die
24. Portland
25. Treatment Bound
26. Swingin' Party
27. I'll Be You
28. Beer for Breakfast
29. Another Girl, Another Planet (live)
30. Never Mind

(b) TOP SOLO / SIDE-PROJECT TRACKS

Let the Bad Times Roll
We May Be the Ones
High Time
Eyes Like Sparks
Baby Learns to Crawl
Got You Down
Only Lie Worth Telling
2 Days 'Til Tomorrow
Silent Film Stars
Knock It Right Out

(c) TOP ALBUMS

1. Let It Be
2. Tim
3. Pleased To Meet Me
4. Hootenanny
5. Dead Man's Pop

I voted for a goodly volume of no-hopers myself. :)

61  Perfectly Lethal        Let It Be era miscellany          54       3      0
63  Willpower               Hootenanny (April 1983)           48       5      0
67  Photo AKA. PO Box       PTMM era miscellany               43       3      0
72  Darlin' One             Don't Tell a Soul (January 1989)  34       6      0
78  You Lose                Hootenanny (April 1983)           25       2      0
08= Gimme Noise             Stink (June 1982)                  2       1      0

I also voted for You Lose! (and perfectly lethal)

You Lose is fucking intense

Yes! We should have campaigned strenuously for that one.

*tracks*
i will dare
can't hardly wait
if only you were lonely
answering machine
god damn job
iou
alex chilton
customer
androgynous
skyway
hold my life
within your reach
color me impressed
kids don’t follow
shiftless when idle
waitress in the sky
treatment bound
bastards of young
i'm in trouble
black diamond
lovelines
here comes a regular
left of the dial
tommy gets his tonsils out
favorite thing
kiss me on the bus
i hate music
careless
little mascara
darlin' one

*albums*
let it be
hootenanny
pleased to meet me
tim
shit hits the fans

my last couple slots were open to influence. would've considered campaigns for you lose, run it, hootenanny, my little problem, assorted others.

i mean, personally, i thought "i lose" speaks for itself. it's watching tv, seeing through the game show: you're all fucking losers, because to play the game means you already lost

*continues to drink heavily*

i am proud to be the sole flag-waver for My Little Problem

I enjoyed hearing about the lifeboat. When I vote, I'm still pretty much living in iTunes, so I throw my favorite 40 or so favorite tracks in a playlist and try to decide what the top 10 is, the next ten etc. and basically create a bubble at the end where the final cuts are made.

1. Pleased To Meet Me
2. Hootenanny
3. Let It Be
4. Tim
5. Stereo/Mono

Bold didn't place if I did this right.
Can't Hardly Wait
I Will Dare
Left Of The Dial
Valentine
Talent Show
Sixteen Blue
Within Your Reach
Kiss Me On The Bus
Color Me Impressed
Answering Machine
Unsatisfied
I'll Be You
I.O.U.
Asking Me Lies
Nightclub Jitters
Hayday
Here Comes A Regular
Skyway
Otto
Never Mind
Take Me Down To The Hospital
Favorite Thing
Alex Chilton
Androgynous
Hold My Life
One Wink at a Time
Little Mascara
Go
Nobody
Another Girl, Another Planet

glad to see that unsatisfied got the consolation prize of most number one voted

campreverb i like that process!

i will try that next time maybe

Well the upside is then I have my own curated playlist to throw on my iPod. Partying like it’s 2010 over here let me tell you.

oh and PSA to everyone on this thread who hasn’t read Trouble Boys yet

GO READ THE BOOK YA CLOWNS

it’s very good and sad and all the things

that is all

another thing about "left of the dial": that wasn't a phrase that people used before that song, as far as i know. they invented that. possibly one of their most lasting influences!

― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, October 14, 2020 1:01 AM

I once saw a YouTube comment I can't find anymore that claimed this phrase has a double meaning; that it also refers to the position of a receiver in a phone booth when Westerberg and his girlfriend would call each other on the road. Don't know if that tracks entirely but it's an incredible layer to that song.

My ballot.

Tracks

1. Left of the Dial
2. Alex Chilton
3. Unsatisfied
4. Answering Machine
5. I.O.U.
6. Hold My Life
7. Sixteen Blue
8. Androgynous
9. We’re Comin’ Out
10. Kiss Me On the Bus
11. Kids Don’t Follow
12. Bastards of Young
13. I Will Dare
14. Black Diamond
15. Color Me Impressed
16. Here Comes a Regular
17. Treatment Bound
18. Portland
19. Within Your Reach
20. Run It
21. Achin’ to Be
22. Favorite Thing
23. Go
24. I Don’t Know
25. Take Me Down to the Hospital
26. Tommy Gets His Tonsils Out
27. Buck Hill
28. Talent Show
29. Can’t Hardly Wait
30. Swingin Party

Albums

1. Let It Be
2. Tim
3. Stink
4. Hootenanny
5. Pleased to Meet Me

Ugh at those comments on your blog, Alfred.

Guys suck.

Pretty much.

Re-listened to “Tim” yesterday and realized “Lay It Down Clown” would have been an excellent DLR-era Van Halen track.