Me dealing with a constipated dog that I was walking last week had an rewrite of the Shoop Shoop song in my head.
"Is it in the street?Oh no, that's just some sticksIs it by his feet?Oh no, that's melted TwixIf you wanna noThe dogg didn't goIt's still in his butt"
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:35 (three years ago) link
oh my God, that's super-relevant to my life right now.
― đşđď¸ (peace, man), Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link
*ugly kid joe voice* "10 things I still hate about you!"
(needs a "still" to work, in my head)
― swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link
We watch a lot of Dodger games in my house and whenever Kike Hernandez comes to bat my wife sings âKike, do you love me?â
― sctttnnnt (pgwp), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link
it's a good day for you to learn alt-0233
― Thoia Thoing, Maryland (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 September 2020 02:24 (three years ago) link
Ha - sorry. Kee-kay.
― sctttnnnt (pgwp), Sunday, 27 September 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link
I read right past that and wondered why he was coming to beat your wife.
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 27 September 2020 03:32 (three years ago) link
"It's your turn..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LED83F8tW10
― calstars, Sunday, 27 September 2020 10:59 (three years ago) link
I was vaguely thinking of making spaghetti carbonara for dinner.
Now my head is like, "going to carbonara in my mind."
Can't you see the bacon
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link
lolin my mouth, it's paaasta carbonaara
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link
Someone in my social media orbit posted something about how the way to deal with pandemic isolation plus winter isolation is to "think like a Norwegian."
And of course we all went off on a long mental vacation singing that to the tune of "Walk Like an Egyptian."
― zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
âHow I got COVID,â to the tune of âHow I Got Overâ
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 October 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link
Could also be âHow I Got Rona,â I guess
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 October 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link
whenever I see this thread I think of that Burger King ad with little people cowboys singing âBuffalo mini sirloin burgersâ over a campfire
― brimstead, Sunday, 11 October 2020 01:08 (three years ago) link
Iâm currently reading Yoon Ha Leeâs Revenant Gun, every time I pick it up I start singing the title to the tune of The Whoâs âEminence Frontâ to myself.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 11 October 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link
I keep singing rona to the tune of Craig Mclachlan's Mona.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n lĂĄimh fhalaimh (dowd), Sunday, 11 October 2020 12:35 (three years ago) link
Recent thread gets High Plains Drifter by the beastie boys stuck in my head âread me my rights, as if I didnât know this / threw me in the tank with TRUMP GOT COVIDâ
― joygoat, Sunday, 11 October 2020 12:42 (three years ago) link
Ha, will now start singing Rona to Bo Diddley's "Mona."
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 11 October 2020 12:50 (three years ago) link
every time I see the word âhotelierâ in my head I hear Juvenile saying it
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Sunday, 11 October 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link
I feel like it happens w a couple of other words too, but thatâs the one that makes me irl lol
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Sunday, 11 October 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link
I guess I'm sadly unaware of Bo Diddley's stuff - hadn't realised it was a cover! Thanks James.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n lĂĄimh fhalaimh (dowd), Sunday, 11 October 2020 14:14 (three years ago) link
â She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, October 10, 2020 4:15 PM (yesterday)
haha now -- 2nd level -- "How I got COVID" to the tune of "Crimson and Clover"
― sarahell, Sunday, 11 October 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link
A few years back I glimpsed a story on the news where the headline was âBizarre Manspreading Assaultâ (presumably, per Google, this one), for some reason my brain immediately inserted that phrase into the scansion of Pete Townshendâs âLet My Love Open The Doorâ, and ever since Iâve found myself intermittently singing âbizarre manspreading assaultâ under my breath to the melody of the Townshend song entirely unprompted by any reminder of manspreading or âLet My Love Open The Doorââs existence.(I guess I couldâve posted that in this thread at any point since 2017 but this is the first time since then that an instance of the described phenomenon has lined up closely enough with a thread revive for me to a) Remember the threadâs existence and b) Not go âaww, man, I know this has happened to be before, I just canât think of how or with what song.â)
― really looking forward to wearily scrolling past all your posts (Champiness), Sunday, 11 October 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link
wowwww
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 12 October 2020 00:22 (three years ago) link
âMatsWait, they donât love you like I love you#OneThread
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 12 October 2020 04:19 (three years ago) link
Pinky & the Brain obviously already have an iconic theme song, but also: to the tune of "Blame it on the Rain."
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 12 October 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link
there was a buttermilk culture/in the heart of the refrigerator
― brimstead, Wednesday, 14 October 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link
⏠"Demonyms spoken in claasss todayyyyyy" âŹ
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 15 October 2020 11:18 (three years ago) link
POLL pots, POLL pots, POLL pots, POLL pots
― Here Comes a Slightly Irregular (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 15 October 2020 23:45 (three years ago) link
it's the new Oktoberfest Pretzelsthey're 2 for 7 bucks...
― sarahell, Friday, 16 October 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link
I mean, as the threadstarter I had absolutely no hopes for it. Turns out Lindelof did the right thing in the end, which I didn't expect in the slightest. Happy to have expectations undone.â Ned Raggett, Saturday, October 17, 2020 12:53 PM (three hours ago)
― Guitar Dick (morrisp), Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:06 (three years ago) link
âI AM THE GOD OF THREADSTARTING!â
― Here Comes a Slightly Irregular (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link
lol x2
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link
big RAGGS aka the
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link
The name of a certain lawyer who used to be mayor of NYC to the tune of âGary, Indiana.â Been doing this since he WAS mayor, I think, donât believe I posted it before/zingposting.
― Spiral "Scratch" Starecase (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 25 October 2020 06:31 (three years ago) link
We watch a lot of Dodger games in my house and whenever Kike Hernandez comes to bat my wife sings âKike, do you love me?ââ sctttnnnt (pgwp), Saturday, September 26, 2020 9:20 PM (four weeks ago)
â sctttnnnt (pgwp), Saturday, September 26, 2020 9:20 PM (four weeks ago)
At this point in our household, "Randy Arozarena" is always sung to the tune of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer."
― Weston-super-Mare, Minehead, Lynmouth, Ilfracome, etc. (SlimAndSlam), Sunday, 25 October 2020 21:42 (three years ago) link
"Certified Lover Boy" reminds me of "Sugar pie honey bunch" from the Four Tops "I Can't Help Myself"
― irerisered, Sunday, 1 November 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link
Lots of phrases that fit the meter of âVamos a la Playaâ
― JoeStork, Sunday, 1 November 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link
"Charlemagne" to the tune of Lou Reed singing "Sally Mae" on "Foggy Notion."
― An Andalusian Do-rag (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link
wait, he isn't actually singing Charlemagne????????
― sarahell, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link
Didn't the Windows icon for the top-level folder used to be 'My Computer'? I swear at some point it changed to 'This PC' without me noticing, because I've only recently caught myself unconsciously saying 'This PC be Warren G' when I open it.
― Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Saturday, 14 November 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link
Hahahahaha
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 14 November 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link
yes it was My Computer for a very very long time
― sarahell, Saturday, 14 November 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link
Someone tweeted an alert theyâd gotten from Reverb about Sun Raâs synths, plus their âplay now, pay laterâ payment plans on gear. The tweeter said, âSun Ra AND predatory lending? Now thatâs my kind of email!âNow I can only hear âpredatory lendingâ to the tune of Sun Raâs âInterplanetary Music.â
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 14 November 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link
"four seasons total landscaping" ... (sorry) ... to Human League "Don't You Want Me"
I was working at four seasons total landscaping ... when I met you
― sarahell, Saturday, 14 November 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link
The four years we have had have been such good at timesI still love youBut now I think it's time I lived my life on my ownI guess it's just what I must do
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Saturday, 14 November 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link
scratch that:
The four years we have had have been such good timesI still love you now hate youAnd now I think it's time I lived my life on my ownI guess it's just what I must do
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Saturday, 14 November 2020 23:24 (three years ago) link
the songâs scenario is basically the current âdialogueâ between Trump and America: âYou know I donât believe you when you say that you donât need meâ ââYeah, whatever. Weâre so over nowâ. #doyousee?
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Saturday, 14 November 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link
I wanna know Have you ever seen Lorraine Falling downDown the stairs
― Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Sunday, 15 November 2020 01:59 (three years ago) link
Whooooa We're half way thereWhoooo-oaaah Falling down the stairs
― Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Sunday, 15 November 2020 02:00 (three years ago) link