50 Best Albums of All Time According to Rolling Stone's BRAND NEW, 100% Revamped Top 500

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nm i found my ballot, it's basically this: my favorite albums of all time: a poll

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link

lol same

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

ooh I hadn't clocked no Zeppelin, that is weird!

rob, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

Or Sabbath, although that's less surprising seeing as there wasn't any in their previous top 50 either.

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link

In honesty, I recognize that it's less the result of the 'aging boomer' scenario I painted upthread than it is watching the younger set's notion of today's acclaimed music start to calcify in a bland, boomer-esque fashion. Like if I, who've been largely out of the new music loop for a decade+, recognize all of the newer entries they've plugged in, then they're playing it pretty effing safe.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link

if we were voting for the album that does not belong here it's amy winehouse obviously

billstevejim, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link

like i get it, she's dead and had a cool aesthetic or whatever

billstevejim, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link

xxp I didn't take your 'aging boomer' scenario literally - you were OTM that it has that 'feel' (don't 2nd-guess yrself!!)

Scam Likely (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link

Are there big Tapestry stans on ilm? I'm not sure I've ever heard the whole thing, but it seems unfashionable to me in a less explicable way than, say, Legend

rob, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link

Jazz fell out of the mainstream precisely because the scene started to value challenging and rewarding over pleasant to listen to. Most humans prefer the latter.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link

Never mind, there are two Dylan albums in the top 20. I hate this list.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

In general there seems to have been a conscious effort to represent women - which is good! - that closely follows the NPR rankings from a year or two ago:

https://www.npr.org/2017/07/20/538307314/turning-the-tables-150-greatest-albums-made-by-women-page-15

Indexed, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

not enough Janet Jackson fans in the world, I guess

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

Tapestry falls nicely enough in line with the yacht rock revivalism juice.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

Nice to see 'Anti'.

piscesx, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

Anywhere this full list can be read without scrolling that wretched website?

piscesx, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link

Brad otm. I wouldn't omit Beethoven's 9th from a top 30 classical compositions of all time list just for the hepcat cred.

If you truly listen to a lot of classical music, then I can't argue with this (although the 9th wouldn't be in my personal Top 30). My point is that lots of people who like Kind of Blue — maybe even own it — unfortunately don't listen to much else when it comes to jazz. It's like me saying A Lament for Epirus is one of the Top 30 Greek folk albums, when in fact it may be the only one I own.

TO BE A JAZZ SINGER YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO SCAT (Jazzbo), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link

I just went through the whole 500 and there are four metal bands represented: three Black Sabbath albums, two Metallica albums, and one each by Motörhead, and Van Halen. I mean, Slayer's Reign In Blood isn't more worthy of note than a King Sunny Ade compilation? (N.B.: I love King Sunny Ade.)

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

Anti's legacy feels pretty destined to continue expanding

billstevejim, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link

Anywhere this full list can be read without scrolling that wretched website?

it's not Vice

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link

My point is that lots of people who like Kind of Blue — maybe even own it — unfortunately don't listen to much else when it comes to jazz.

Of course, but this is Rolling Stone. There's only so much you can expect, alas.

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link

Songs in the Key of Life

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link

491. Harry Styles, 'Fine Line' (2019)

this is disgusting, ban rolling stone imo

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMOlkkwR2gw

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link

xxxp yes for sure. it has been in a couple of The Quietus's 'top albums of all time/ baker's dozen' lists already.

Can't work out if If You're Reading This.. instead of Nothing Was The Same is a surprise or not but i raised en eyebrow.

piscesx, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link

xxp

Sheffield is a comically huge stan

Indexed, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link

more like kind of blew

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link

Kind of relieved in a life-is-more-understandable-this-way way that Galaxie 500 did not make that Rolling Stone list. But appalled that Abbey Road is the top ranked Beatles album

— Damon K (@dada_drummer) September 22, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link

More like A Love Stupreme

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

Guessing Songs in the Key of Life will take it. It's my vote, as well.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

would be cool to see different reggae artists on occasion

billstevejim, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link

My point is that lots of people who like Kind of Blue — maybe even own it — unfortunately don't listen to much else when it comes to jazz

hard for me to say this consideration matters when an even more egregious example (legend) is also in the top 50

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link

Jazz fell out of the mainstream precisely because the scene started to value challenging and rewarding over pleasant to listen to. Most humans prefer the latter.

Yes, of course.
Here’s the biggest pop hit of 1966:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kj9qv6rmG8

And here’s Cecil Taylor’s “Steps” from that same year:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXbNDJeAR1k

TO BE A JAZZ SINGER YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO SCAT (Jazzbo), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link

Legend's inclusion is a waste. By this point, if you like the guy, you've bought Natty Dread or whatever -- you don't return to the comp unless you're a non-critic.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link

Regardless of how they reconfigure or update these lists, they always have a 'top 50 albums of someone who's heard a total of 100 albums ever, all of which appeared on previous top 50 album lists' kind of feel to them.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link

^O.L. OTM again

Scam Likely (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

hard for me to say this consideration matters when an even more egregious example (legend) is also in the top 50

Totally agree. And African Herbsman is my favorite Marley album. Where's Funky Kingston and Two Sevens Clash on that list anyway? Wish they had a search function.

TO BE A JAZZ SINGER YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO SCAT (Jazzbo), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

Guessing _Songs in the Key of Life_ will take it. It's my vote, as well.

Maybe, but the thing standing in the way of that for me is Innervisions.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

look lads once you've determined the best ever album of its genre any arguments are just showboating

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link

also this is slipping into anecdotal territory and more likely due to my age than anything else, but i've never met someone whose only jazz record was kind of blue. i've met plenty of ppl who's only reggae record was legend but that's part of the modern american college experience

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link

I see that despite several nods to post-'90s "country" albums, the electors opted to snub the core, the heart music: George Jones' I Am What I Am

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link

the marley record should've been catch a fire, not only perfect but important too

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link

Legend is less egregious insofar as it’s a collection of *songs*, which is a guiding principle throughout.

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

full list in text

mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

There were def many eyerolls throughout Pitchfork's updated 80s lists but their reggae albums and singles picks were all surprisingly excellent recommendations imo. Would be cool if RS had any desire to run with that lead.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link

honestly find it kind of stunning that the highest U2 album is achtung baby at 124

mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link

The right Bjork album placed highest, but not the right Badu.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link

the shapes here are familiar but more native to contemporary skies

pareidolia, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link

xpost Thanks, mookie!
Funky Kingston at #344? Criminal!

TO BE A JAZZ SINGER YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO SCAT (Jazzbo), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link

No metal, no justice.

Voted Ramones.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link


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