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Johnny and the Selfish Schmoozers
T. Bag
Headlining
Show's Been Cancelled

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

taking a cue from janni, here's a couple for those w/low expectations:

Opening Act
Hack
Dropped from Label

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Singer/Songwriter

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Diane Warren's Missing Talent

...and a name that's built to pull in the crowds:

Free Porn!

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Alt:Control

Fatal Error

The Post-Its

LOL OL

Synesthesis

― JP Almeida (JP Almeida), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 23:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Here's my batch of really bad garage band names:

Dame Edna
Cassius Mandela and the White Apologists
The Talents
The Vulgar Voles
Fatlip
The Psychedelic Playground
Hendrisk
The Stoned Alone
Curseweather
Fox Pass
Jimmy & The Jeepsters

Why is it this such stupid fun?

― squirrel_police, Thursday, 6 February 2003 00:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Bingo Bango and Them Accordion Boys
Byzantine Chinchilla

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Thursday, 6 February 2003 01:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Clam Idea
Browsercrash
You Need More Windows
PS2

― janni (janni), Thursday, 6 February 2003 01:15 (twenty-three years ago)

10t2 o'#eh 113tt52

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 6 February 2003 02:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Around 1992 we had fun inventing names inspired by mighty 'ardkore japesters Altern 8. Being, er, 16 at the time, our winneres were:

Masturb 8
Fornic 8
Veget 8

and the winner?

Beer Cr 8

eyethangyew.

― Charlie (Charlie), Thursday, 6 February 2003 02:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"You Need More Windows"

Mind if I borrow this one?

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 6 February 2003 02:57 (twenty-three years ago)

May I call my band Twee-Rex? I just love that.

― Adam A. (Keiko), Thursday, 6 February 2003 03:16 (twenty-three years ago)

an old man fashioning a kayak from a log

― minna (minna), Thursday, 6 February 2003 05:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Plaster Paris

― Ryan McKay (Ryan McKay), Thursday, 6 February 2003 05:33 (twenty-three years ago)

*Byzantine Chinchilla*
I want this one, Bruce.

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Thursday, 6 February 2003 09:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Squamous Creams
Mandelbra Set
Cherryoak Door

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Thursday, 6 February 2003 09:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Rudgemonger

― Slump Man (Slump Man), Thursday, 6 February 2003 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

"Various Artists"

― Evan (Evan), Thursday, 6 February 2003 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Curtis: go right ahead! :)

in honour of Mr. Gaiman, there's always "Warning! Contains Language!"

and don't forget "Sold Out!"

― janni (janni), Thursday, 6 February 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

feel free, weatheringdaleson, to unleash the might of byzantine chinchilla

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Thursday, 6 February 2003 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I too fancy 'byzantine chinchilla' It both looks and sounds cool.

― Oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 February 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Taking Sides: The Byzantine Chinchillas vs thew Constantinople Ermines...FITE!

Sounds like a battle between two gay college football teams.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 6 February 2003 19:40 (twenty-three years ago)

It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

couldn't resist.

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Friday, 7 February 2003 04:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Slippery Pete and the OhNoYouDidn'ts

― Oops (Oops), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

SoapDroppers, Anon.
Jim(my) Froggy Frog
Wings of Honeymayonnaise
D-Cell Brass Band
The PopperStoppers

― janni (janni), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Thyroid Storm Protocol

― Kate Dornan, Friday, 7 February 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Cobalt Johnny and the Negative Square Root of Pi.
The Unindicted Co-Conspirators.
Flan.
Ew. (Tom Ewing's solo project.)
Teens With the Courage to Give.
The Christgaus.

― Neudonym, Friday, 7 February 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

how about just plain "Christgau"? :)

Manejese Con Cuidado
Haxx0r
R0xx0r
ILX0r
S3xx0r
Mexicorn! (could play with Japancakes...)
Sammich
The Plosives
LoveAirBoy
Can't (actually, only useful for Can tributes)

― janni (janni), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

The Twee Huggers
John Major's Bastards
John Cougar Melancholy

TMFTML
http://intonation.blogspot.com

― TMFTML (TMFTML), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Custos: Taking Sides: The Byzantine Chinchillas vs the Constantinople Ermines...FITE!
Bruce: It's Istanbul, not Constantinople. couldn't resist.
Custos: Nah...the Istanbul Dromedaries moved to a new city and became the Damascus Dromedaries.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 8 February 2003 02:56 (twenty-three years ago)

CRISP FOOT

― Curtis Stephens, Saturday, 8 February 2003 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Stereo Teens. It was the name of a pr0n spam I got the other week, and I love it.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 8 February 2003 23:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Porn Spam

― Oops (Oops), Sunday, 9 February 2003 00:10 (twenty-three years ago)

five months pass...

Hellacopter Gelatine
Biscuits & Foam
The Feather In the Jar
Smileyface Sledgehammer
Apple Aquarium
Quicksilver Apples

― John Bullabaugh (John Bullabaugh), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I've come to the realization that I'm fucking sick and tired of all these shitty "cute" band names that are so popular nowadays.

Drummachine, some brown noise, a little screaming, throw in a moog playing a poppy melody and call your band "The haircomb dairyfactories" and you're immediately releasing kvlt 7"s on every shitty hip indielabel in America and Japan.

Sorry, I've just been visiting a lot of crap label's websites and listening to lots of really bad bands lately. I think it's time to return to the safe womb of my CD collection for a few days.

― Øystein Holm-Olsen (Øystein H-O), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

my band actually used to be called "various artists", then we were "used jet trash" now we're "the digital whales"
i always liked "oh, just some band"

― Felcher (Felcher), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The Misconstrued Malfeasances
Porky Jorge and the New Phlegmatic Orchestra of Old Caledonia

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Permanent Wood
(Derived from the permanent marker resting on my scanner and a pencil from the Shadow Wood golf course resting next to the marker)

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

systed twister
sock of fleegles (these are both from Toni Aimone)
numbutal social (great for cowboy drug rock)
Skalacaust (great for a ska/black metal band)
candle stand (bosh prog-metal band)
Hamster of the Forest
(not sure why, but I'd go see this band. hamster is so inviting)

― Brandon Welch (Brandon Welch), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Seem Ripper
Glitterbox

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(I don't care if these already exist)
Bumblefuck
Podunk
Backwater
Bufu
Delitescence

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 08:33 (twenty-two years ago)

roman doomerals
a likewise explanation of physics and mary
the motel candlewasters

― H.D. Fantasia, Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

bukkake lovefist

beat takashi

kegel exercise

― williamtell (williamtell), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Chewkake

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Lloyd Jesus

Charles Babbage and the Organ Grinders

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

cockle racket
the dimensional warp generators
compulsion to post
north west tomorrow
rising bridge
luther blissett

― peter james, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Patchwerk!

― person#0 (person#0), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

I want the world to have a good band named The Dirty Pillows.

― Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Johnny Spackle and the Grout

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The Vermicious Knids

― holojames (holojames), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

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