I got 21 seconds to flowI got 21 seconds to go'cause if you like me let me knowLet me in the studioI got 21 seconds before I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 13 September 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link
Richard Dawson
― where do all these unsold amps go? (gaudio), Sunday, 13 September 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
Now that fgti has chimed in, i can also point out this slips into "Lewis Takes Off His Shirt" with a little effort
And for me I am a vector / I am muscle, I am boneI got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned / This is all I know
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 13 September 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link
Hold it now and watch the hoodwinkAs I make you stop, thinkYou'll think you're looking at AquamanI summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet SwissI got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― peace, man, Sunday, 13 September 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link
Next pre-covers project, I call dibs on The Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permaband
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 13 September 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
i saw the crescentyou got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― neith moon (ledge), Saturday, September 12, 2020 3:52 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
underrated!
― naked and sexually active alien (rip van wanko), Sunday, 13 September 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link
People say Yo Humpty, you really funny lookinThat’s allright cause I get things cookinI like my nose big and I like my girls permatannedGot a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Siegbran, Sunday, 13 September 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link
“I once got busy in an AOL chat room”
― Can Butch Vig not do "dynamimcs"? (morrisp), Sunday, 13 September 2020 23:55 (three years ago) link
Come on brother, join the band,Come on sisters, clap your hands,Tell everybody that's in the land,I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 02:17 (three years ago) link
Well, if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a handCos you're a homophobic bigot wine farmerAnd I got you permabanned
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 02:20 (three years ago) link
The dogs on Main Street howl 'cause they understandIf I could reach one moment into my handMister I ain't a boy, no I'm a manAnd I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Lily Dale, Monday, 14 September 2020 02:59 (three years ago) link
An old homophobic bigot wine farmerturned ninety eightGot permabannedand died the next day
― Siegbran, Monday, 14 September 2020 06:55 (three years ago) link
Icona Pop
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 14 September 2020 07:02 (three years ago) link
Regrets, I've had a few / but then again, too few to mentionI did what I had to do / and saw it through without exemptionI planned each charted courseEach careful step along the bywayAnd more, much more than thisI got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Siegbran, Monday, 14 September 2020 07:18 (three years ago) link
Wanna tell you storyAbout woman I knowWhen it comes to lovin'She steals the showShe ain't exactly prettyAin't exactly smallI got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannedYou could say she's got it all
― massaman gai (front tea for two), Monday, 14 September 2020 08:39 (three years ago) link
With twenty years of drugs and drinkI thought the time had come to thinkAbout standing up and saying thatI got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― grebo shot first (Noel Emits), Monday, 14 September 2020 09:26 (three years ago) link
Some folks look for answersOthers look for fightsSome folks up in treetopsJust look to see the sightsI can tell your futureLook what's in your handI got a homophobic bigot Wine farmer permabanned
― peace, man, Monday, 14 September 2020 12:23 (three years ago) link
I know that a lot of what I say has been lifted off of men's room wallsMaybe I've crossed the wrong rivers and walked down all the wrong hallsBut nothing can change the fact that we used to share a bedAnd I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― davey, Monday, 14 September 2020 12:42 (three years ago) link
Once there was this kid whoGot a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannedBut when he finally came backHis hair had turned from black into bright white
― Siegbran, Monday, 14 September 2020 12:56 (three years ago) link
This land is your landThis land is my landWe got a homophobic bigotWine farmer permabanned
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 14 September 2020 13:21 (three years ago) link
And did those feet in ancient timeWalk upon England's mountain green?And was the holy Lamb of GodOn England's pleasant pastures seen?And did the countenance divineShine forth upon our clouded hills?And was Jerusalem builded hereAmong those dark satanic mills?
Bring me my bow of burning gold!Bring me my arrows of desire!Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!Bring me my chariot of fire!I will not cease from mental fight,Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,Till we have got a homophobicBigot wine farmer permabanned
― neith moon (ledge), Monday, 14 September 2020 13:27 (three years ago) link
Well you wake up in the morningYou hear the work bell ringYou march up to the tableYou see the same old thingAin't no food upon the tableAin't no pork up in the panBut you got a homophobicBigot wine farmer banned
(Okay but what's a "wine farmer"? I mean, there are grape farmers, and there are vintners.)
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 September 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link
Wine Farmer was his actual username!
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link
Neanderthal, thanks for clarifying. I apologize if that sounded snippy.
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 September 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link
Lol it didn't sound snippy, you're good. I just found it funny that this was the name they chose.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link
Alex Cameron
― dorsalstop, Monday, 14 September 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link
okay then, to get back to Blake:
Bigot farmer, farming grapes,In the forests of the apes,What immortal hand or eyeCan get thee bannedPermanentlye?
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link
I see trees of green, red roses tooI see them bloom, for me and youAnd I think to myselfI got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Siegbran, Monday, 14 September 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link
Once upon time you dressed so fineThrew the bums a dimePermabanned a wineFarmer homophobic bigotDidn't you
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 14 September 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link
This night you are mistakenI'm a farmer in the cityDark farm houses 'gainst the skyEvery night I must wonder whyHarness on the left nailKeeps wrinkling, wrinklingThen higher above meE e e so o oCan't go by a man from RioGo by a man from VigoCan't go by a man from OstiaHey, NinettoRemember that dream?We talked about it so many timesI got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permanned
Do I hear 21, 21, 21?I'll give you 21, 21, 21Do I hear 21, 21, 21?I'll give you 21, 21, 21
― pomenitul, Monday, 14 September 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link
very pleased with this thread blossoming btw
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 02:36 (three years ago) link
excellent thread material.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 02:45 (three years ago) link
Got no reason for being a homophobic bigot wine farmerThere's no reasonWhen I look on your eyes then I find that I'll do fineWhen I look on your eyes then I'll do better
I was the one who let you knowI was the one who got you permabanned on twitter
― Siegbran, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 07:25 (three years ago) link
You better duck down the alleyway, looking for a new friendThe man in the coon-skin cap in a pig penGot a homophobic bigot -- wine farmer permabanned
― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 09:02 (three years ago) link
Cause I'm your ladyAnd you are my man Whenever you reach for meI'll do all that I canTo get a homophobe wine farmerBigot winemaker banned
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:05 (three years ago) link
In my lifeWhy do I give valuable timeTo people who don't care if I live or die?Two lovers entwined pass me byAnd heaven knows I'm miserable nowI was looking for a job, and then I found a jobAnd heaven knows I'm miserable nowI got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permanned
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link
The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Perma-Band
― (the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link
Er war ein homophober bigotter Weinbauer und er lebte in der großen StadtEs war in Wien, war Vienna, wo er alles tatEr hatte Schulden, denn er trank, doch ihn liebten alle FrauenEr war Superstar, er war populärEr war so exaltiert, because er hatte FlairEr war ein Virtuose, war ein RockidolUnd jede rief "Come permaban him Neanderthaler!"
― Siegbran, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link
Bigot homophobic wine farmer, can you dig your man?He's a permabanned
― peace, man, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 17:22 (three years ago) link
Hey, you, get off my cloud!You don't know me and you don't know my styleWho be gettin' flam when they come to a jam?Here I am, homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link
It was twenty years ago today, dig itNeander permabanned a wine bigotSo let me introduce to youThe social justice warrior manWho got a homophobic wine farmer baaaaaanned
(Horn section breakdown)
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 00:25 (three years ago) link
Try to understand Try to understand Try, try, try to understand I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 11:10 (three years ago) link
You are a rock starYou are a rock legend to the maxYou can really knock it outYou can really whup a horse's ass
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannedYou got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannedYou got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannedYou got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You are a rocking maniacYou are a singing hyenaYou are a rock star in Jesus' nameYou can really rock Saddam Hussein's ass
You are my sweet woman to the endYou are my honey lover to the maxYou are my sweetheart for years to comeYou are so lovable to me in the long run
Rock over LondonRock on, ChicagoTaco Bell, make a run for the border
― Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 11:31 (three years ago) link
I'm a bookkeeper's sonI don't want to shoot no oneWell I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannedDon't take me alive
― Weston-super-Mare, Minehead, Lynmouth, Ilfracome, etc. (SlimAndSlam), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 12:46 (three years ago) link
Or maybe:
You been tellin' me you're a genius since you were seventeenIn all the time I've known you I still don't know what you meanThe weekend at the college didn't turn out like you plannedYou got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Weston-super-Mare, Minehead, Lynmouth, Ilfracome, etc. (SlimAndSlam), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 12:47 (three years ago) link
good one
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 13:23 (three years ago) link
wesley willis is a good call
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 13:24 (three years ago) link
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smartBut you've got being right down to an artYou think you're a genius, you drive me up the wallYou're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh, oh, you think you're specialOh, oh, you think you're something elseOkay, so you got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned...
That don't impress me muchSo you got the brains, but have you got the touchDon't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alrightBut that won't keep me warm in the middle of the nightThat don't impress me much
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 13:30 (three years ago) link
Roland was a warriorPermabanned from the Midnight SunWith homophobic bigotWinefarming to be done
― peace, man, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link
You know, it's kinda hard just to get along todayOur subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anywayHe may not have a clue and he may not have styleBut everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial
So don't debate, permaban him straightYou know he really doesn't get it anywayGotta work the fields, and keep it realFor you no way, for you no waySo if you don't rate, just overcompensateAt least that you'll know you can always go on Ricki LakeThe world needs homophobic bigoted wine farmers, ahHey, hey, do that brand-new thing!
Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huhGive it to me baby, uh huh uh huhGive it to me baby, uh huh uh huh
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly, for a wine guy
― Siegbran, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link