pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

whoops i meant
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The Worst Part of Bill & Ted Face the Music Is the Music

i mean, they're not wrong?

Unlike the original! Big Pig and Glen Burtnik 4eva.

The music is bad in all 3 movies except for Primus I guess

the worst part of pitchfork's 2010s decade listicle was the music

the premise of the fantasy movie series Bill & Ted has always been "two untalented doofuses manage to make music that offends nobody"

the bogus journey soundtrack rules

it does! i was thinking of "god gave rock and roll to you" and "two heads are better than one" -- although at least those songs are funny-bad whereas the stuff in the last 10 minutes of face the music is headache-bad.

just to say something nice, I really like the format of Alphonse Pierre's weekly rap column

"It’s Time to Take Enya Seriously"(?)

Maybe a teaser headline format like this shouldn't bug me, but it does - b/c it implies "we" haven't been taking her seriously, and my immediate response is - "That's on you, dude"

Also, I feel like the “it’s time to take Enya seriously” thing is like five years too late at this point

yeah, agree (maybe it's an excellent podcast, idk)

pivot to Enya

It's Time to Take ABBA Seriously

About 162,000,000 results (0.73 seconds)
No results found for "it's time to take yahoo seriously".

Lol Enya has been the tip since at least the mid-2000s what fucking world are these people living in

what a bunch of absolutely disingenuous creeps.

Wha?

As usual, writers labor under the burden of headlines. I'll bet the writer wanted to write a long essay on Enya's continuing relevance -- which is fine! Enya deserves longform criticism (Brad reviewed her album a few years ago). Teaching adults between 18-25 prepares you for the gaps in their education. It's not a big deal.

Imagine how many gaps could be filled if 18-25 year olds weren't writing the bulk of music writing today

enya: why is she so bad and hated

xp otm

this is from 2014: https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/578-getting-into-enya-a-rough-guide-to-the-queen-of-new-age/

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"Is Orinoco Flow Yacht Rock?"

thanks for proving my point, tyler.

fuck these revisionist assholes.

"Why Are So Many Rappers Sampling This White Irish Sextagenarian? Ready or Not, Here Comes ENYA!"

adults between 18-25

Lately I feel like no one is an adult until 30. (40, if I'm feeling particularly uncharitable. Or until you've buried a parent.)

I don't consider anyone an adult until they're dead, and I'm dead too.

things that make you an adult imo: paying off a mortgage over 15+ years, surgery, death of a parent, colonoscopy, writing a will

we should start a thread

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i remember when matt groening was underground cool so i think that means i'm an adult

Lately I feel like no one is an adult until 30. (40, if I'm feeling particularly uncharitable. Or until you've buried a parent.)

I Was A Teenage Parent

wait no, we burned him

things that make you an adult imo: paying off a mortgage over 15+ years, surgery, death of a parent, colonoscopy, writing a will

we should start a thread

What Makes You An Adult?

Retrospective Pod review today. Good stuff.

Agreed, Pom. I've mostly listened to the Pod demos for the past several years, should go listen to the actual record again soon...it's one of my favorites!

It is good, but all the Nirvana/“impact on Cobain” stuff... a bit much.

(I recognize a lot of ppl care about Nirvana, but I’m not sure why that angle needs to be pushed so hard.)

Maybe, but as a 35 year-old Nirvana stan who worshipped Cobain in his tweens, it jives with, and expands on my limited understanding of what was going on musically in 1990.

I recoil from the NIRVANA CHANGED ROCK, MAN cliche, but I don't see the problem in this example.

The two paragraphs about Cobain the middle are fine; I don’t think it needed to circle back at the end. (Even if it were talking about influence on my favorite all-time artist, I’d probably feel the same way.)

(But I acknowledge the essay takes “influence” as a central concern, so I guess it makes sense from that perspective.)

I found that part a bit difficult to swallow because it seems to be saying "you thought the first couple Pixies albums were a huge influence on Nirvana, but Pod is an even bigger influence, and just happens to feature Kim Deal, also of tbe Pixies."

I read it more as 'you thought the first couple of Black Francis-helmed Pixies albums were a huge influence on Nirvana, but Kim Deal's songwriting and Pod in particular are even bigger influences'.

^^^ this

Apart from forcing me to re-listen to what is for me the Breeders' weakest album, the review adds historical context.

6 of one half...

Like sussing out how much Black Francis vs Kim Deal is in "Lithium" is kind of a self-defeating exercise.

lol I remember the Pixies influence on Nirvana being a thing mentioned often at the time--as if the Pixies were some obscure '60s group and not a going concern back then