A new dawn in terror- Brokencyde are surpassed by Attack Attack!'s "Stick Stickly" and the emergence of CRABCORE

they probably fall right down the middle of the demographic that still actively loves myspace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX4culcdV3g&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideos%2Eantville%2Eorg%2Fstories%2F1914323%2F&feature=player_embedded

Here's my Attack Attack! preview for Willamette Week back on March 13 2009:

Escape the Fate, Black Tide, William Control, Attack Attack
[JESUS GRIND] Attack Attack has been fucking with my mind since I stumbled across its muted rainbow-hued MySpace page late last year. First off, this is screamo that borders on grindcore (or at least metalcore) that transitions shamelessly into clean vocal choruses drenched in auto-tuned harmonies. Even stranger to these ears are the occasional house beats and vocodered Christian lyrics. Well, Hot Topic is digging the band, and online success story Escape the Fate is taking Attack Attack on the road. I guess it’s time for me to admit that kids born while I was in high school are onto something so new and perverse that I can’t truly comprehend it. NATHAN CARSON. 7 pm. Hawthorne Theatre, 3862 SE Hawthorne Blvd., 233-7100. $15. All ages.

Crab Nate in record store

You can find a lot of overlooked rarities when crabbing around in the record store.

crab store record nate core christ grind zoid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LRKw_eLSko

Haha why did I know this was going be the post to revive the thread.

What's with all the sternum-tattooing these guys get?

I love this shit. More crabcore please. kthxbye

so is crabcore strictly Christian? maybe the crabwalk helps relieve the constant blue-balls caused by signing the Abstinence Pledge

what the fuck is this shit

Boggles the mind.

I'm not the world's biggest metal fan by any stretch of the imagination so I'm not really on some "ruining the purity of the genre" bullshit or anything like that but... wtf is this. Who thought this would be a good idea and can we beat them with the guitars they molested to record this abomination?

I think it's a fantastic idea.

crabcore badcore

This really is the silliest stuff in the world.

Are kids taking this stuff seriously?

hah, actually watching the confide video now. some serious crabcore action about 3mins in.

Are kids taking this stuff seriously?

well, the postal service cover is in this "Goood Music" playlist, so I'd say, yep.

but is this mostly a xtian thing?

Once again, Jesus tries to rock ..... and fails.

I don't want to imagine what kind of buttnuggetry will come the pike in the 30 years that will make this look condonable.

come down the pike, rather

Hahahahaha

christ that was awful

christ, that was awful.

next crabcore band
Christ... That Was Awful!

crabcore originators:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KubgMDSMXfI

Here is a similar thread over on DFFD http://www.foreverdoomed.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=11567

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxwhqcdedRw

btw why is there no thread on chavcore yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=255euVhmdW0

Someone called TRC "Ninebar meets Blazin Squad"

Not heard Ninebar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anz_kVX3KGk

Has this been posted already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8brx6BG_CtY

XDShame7XD (4 days ago)
Y would BrokeNCYDE sing with these kids they suck they given BrokeNCYDE a bad rep BC13 MOTHERFUCKERS

TheKidWithBadHairJK (4 days ago)

wtf? slipknot is terrible. go listen to real metal like suicide silence

again with british people having to give a fucking genre name for everything

"chavcore" is pretty much just early 90s NYHC with british accents. why do you guys have to all try to out-name simon reynolds

Prancehall did a Guardian blog ages ago about TRC (short for Teenage Robbing Crew FYI) where he did his weird thing of highlighting something that almost no-one reading would have heard of, just to clown it... I mean they suck but he does seem to do this quite a lot

xp the ***EXCITING*** difference is it's tuffguy HC with grime vocals - this is a major breakthrough

they all secretly want to write for the NME?
xpost

(and they're white btw)

It's not really Teenage Robbin' Crew is it? I read it was The Revolution Continues.

Like I can see the dudes who came up with "wonky" or "aquacrunk" or whatever just salivating to themselves, "yes.... this is going to be my 'post-rock'"

tho maybe this belongs on a different thread, but i just didnt want the abuse from starting a chavcore thread :)

I remember them from I dunno four years back - it's a Knuckledust sideline if that means anything - and it's always been Teenage Robbing Crew to me, which I'm glad of for reasons of comedy. Maybe they changed it :/

what other chavcore bands are there?

haha I was about to say I think they're in a class of one tbh

That Attack Attack! number is atrocious but I've watched that video with the old farmhouse at least once a day for the last couple of weeks so I guess I must like it on some level. The bit where they go "whooooo" and lift their guitars above their heads is adorable. Ned upthread is on point, they really don't look any more ridiculous than the mc5 did back in the day. I doubt I'd want to listen to the number without the video running as well.

The Confide video is shit, I couldn't stand to watch it all the way through. They are better-looking, or at least a couple of them are, than Attack Attack! is about as much praise as i can think of.

Anything "chav" is so three years ago at this point I would have thought?

Like in the 90s there was quite a lot of NYHC types that decided they could rap and acted on it but that's not rilly the same thing tho I daresay it's an influence