Top 100 Things the Singer's Mama Told Her/Him/Them

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58. You're only 16, you don't have a rep yet
57. You go to school to learn, not for a fashion show
56. If they were laughing you don't need them 'cause they're not good friends

Josefa, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:11 (six years ago)

54. Shaddap You Face

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:11 (six years ago)

53. here's your one chance Fancy, don't let me down

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:15 (six years ago)

52. Y'all remember to wipe your feet
53. I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge:
Today, Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:19 (six years ago)

not gonna fill the rest up with panic from the disco

brimstead, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:48 (six years ago)

50. Come on home, girl / Too soon to lose my baby, my girl should be at home

Josefa, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:01 (six years ago)

49. Stop-a or I'm gonna tell papa

Josefa, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:07 (six years ago)

48. son, papa was a rolling stone
wherever he laid his hat was his home
and when he died, all he left us was alone

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:13 (six years ago)

Each verse of Mother's Little Helper:
47. "Kids are different today"
46. "Things are different today"
45. "Men just aren't the same today"
54. "Life's much too hard today"

BrianB, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:51 (six years ago)

44

BrianB, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:51 (six years ago)

(t-shirt still sounds great btw)

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 20:24 (six years ago)

43 "only the strong survive"

that's not my post, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 20:57 (six years ago)

42. You'll always be a baby to me.

the grateful dead can dance (anagram), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:41 (six years ago)

gotta admit, I didn't think we'd make it this far. Well done, everyone. Only 41 to go!

Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 22:13 (six years ago)

41. Sweet baby girl, God bless you my sweet girl, I'm so proud you're mine, I pray for you every night.

The fillyjonk who believed in pandemics (Lily Dale), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 22:41 (six years ago)

40. Perhaps this coat will bring you good luck and happiness.

The fillyjonk who believed in pandemics (Lily Dale), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 22:42 (six years ago)

39. don’t cuss and my teeth to go brush, and get ready for bed and the toilet to flush

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 22:54 (six years ago)

38. She saw me on Jimmy Kimmel.

punning display, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:18 (six years ago)

37. Where there's angels there are demons.

punning display, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:18 (six years ago)

36. Straight ahead
Not to delay or be misled

punning display, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:19 (six years ago)

35. I was a dancer before I could walk.

punning display, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:19 (six years ago)

forks to thread to make a spotify playlist

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:21 (six years ago)

34. It's a shame, it's a downright disgrace

Lee626, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:50 (six years ago)

33. Them continentals are little monkeys.

visiting, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:51 (six years ago)

i will look into playlisting if we get to -25? That should get at least 100 spotifyable tracks.

32. Something she heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgYKw3wfyRY

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:56 (six years ago)

31. She saw him in Chinatown.

visiting, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:59 (six years ago)

30. I know how it feels son, cause it runs in the family.

visiting, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 00:05 (six years ago)

29. Only the right girl could make me feel this way.

punning display, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 01:49 (six years ago)

28. I'm gonna be the greatest man alive.

visiting, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 02:13 (six years ago)

27. Sade don't you come home too late, till you're back I stay awake.

visiting, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 02:18 (six years ago)

26. Baby, stay clean, there's no in-between.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 03:13 (six years ago)

25. the words that can get tupac back in focus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb1ZvUDvLDY

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 03:27 (six years ago)

24. Take time to know her (Percy Sledge)

Album Moods: Rambunctious; Snide (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 15:02 (six years ago)

If you do make a spotify playlist the song in spanish I mentioned is called “cuando era jovencito” / “cuando yo era un jovencito” which is actually a cover of Cottonfields that keeps the melody of the leadbelly original but changes the meaning of the lyrics completely. In spanish it becomes a song about a mom advicing his son about finding love.

I think the first version is by Los Apson, but there’s several covers including one by norteño legend, Ramon Ayala, which is the most popular version in Mexico. It isn’t unusual to hear it played live by banda/norteño groups, if you’re ever in Mexico and you end up in a seafood restaurant or a party were they have banda you can request it and there’s a high chance they know it. It’s sort of a staple, but most Ramon Ayala songs are.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 15:24 (six years ago)

Another popular song in latin america for 23, “Tonta” by Grupo Mojado:

23. Mama me lo dijo una vez: Hija no te cases

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 16:16 (six years ago)

Ihr sollt viel trinken

Siegbran, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 16:35 (six years ago)

(22.)

Siegbran, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 16:39 (six years ago)

21. called me a thief

flappy bird, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 16:52 (six years ago)

20. that she can't visit me in the pen
19. get up, go get that money

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 17:59 (six years ago)

18. that one day it was gonna happen (but she never told me when)

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 18:01 (six years ago)

17. be true to yourself and you can't go wrong

peace, man, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 18:09 (six years ago)

16. That's the way it ought to stay

punning display, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:04 (six years ago)

15. let that boy boogie

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:06 (six years ago)

14. Act like a superstar. Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:09 (six years ago)

13. Don't waste your time on a fella
Who doesn't love you
He'll only mislead you
Only grieve you
Don't worry about him
Do without him
Because there's too many fish in the sea

punning display, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:10 (six years ago)

12. Gener, I wanna smell it.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:11 (six years ago)

11. Son, please beware
There's this thing called love, and it's a-everywhere

punning display, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:12 (six years ago)

10. Thatcha gotta jibboo

peace, man, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:45 (six years ago)

9. All that you have is your soul

punning display, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 22:23 (six years ago)

8. Ralentis. Désir ou amour, tu le sauras un jour.

LeRooLeRoo, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 22:25 (six years ago)

I think Mary is not an uncommon name for mothers and others.

Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:44 (six years ago)

two short of 100 but I have a bunch of different renditions of the same song.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:46 (six years ago)

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6V4cZ3HFfctQSkiLWxC5ZP

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:48 (six years ago)

Does this mean that McCartney is actually Jesus?

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, May 14, 2020 2:38 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Miracle: Macca's Mom = Mary!

peace, man, Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:50 (six years ago)

Yes, it's about his actual mother, whose name was Mary, and who died in the 50s.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:52 (six years ago)

Catholic woman called Mary, never heard the like.

Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:54 (six years ago)

When asked if the phrase "Mother Mary" in the song referred to the mother of Jesus, McCartney has typically replied that listeners can interpret the song however they like.

--Wikipedia

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 15:03 (six years ago)

well, that settles it. He is Jesus.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 14 May 2020 15:18 (six years ago)

Pretty sure he thinks he's more talented and worthy of love and respect than that.

Frank Bough: I Took Drugs with Vice Girls (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2020 15:23 (six years ago)

That was miraculously quick, forks.

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 15:30 (six years ago)

its the only thing i'm good at! maybe not, but some days it feels like it.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 15:50 (six years ago)

yeah amazing playlist, quite a hunting expedition

Josefa, Thursday, 14 May 2020 16:22 (six years ago)

Just two days ago I was listening to a Philly Soul compilation when "Only the Strong Survive" came on, and I started thinking about how many songs involved what somebody's mama said. Quite a few, as it turns out.

punning display, Thursday, 14 May 2020 16:39 (six years ago)

i think another hundred should be easy to come by; i appreciate that people are posting interesting and/or well-known songs instead of just googling up a list.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 16:41 (six years ago)


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