Jay-Z / Nas hip-hop throw down? & other throw-downs? Pt. 2: The Saga Continues.

Aiight, the animation was tight, but I don't get it. Anyway, I was listenin to Nas' old shit. Sigh... just more proof he used to be... Also, back to this Pac thang, I feel you Big J on the folks be goin overboard, but I think this Pac thang is a way for God to punish Black folk for makin of White folk about Elvis. Niggas would be like, "Dem crackers crazy, man. Elvis fat ass been dead. White people so stupid!" And now here we is fantasizin about Pac. Ironic, no? But I think it's interesting to hear Pac theories, you know, some "if he was alive type shit." What's the worst rap y'all ever heard. No cracks on DA SOUTH or MY verses in here... lol

I'm out like PAC and BIG (RIP). Peace!

FINALLY.......

3:16 HAS COME BACK.......

TO THE THREAD!!!!

Wassup everybody. Yeah 3:16 is back! I tried to read all the raps put up on here over the last few weeks but that would take to damn long! so I skimmed em. Theones I did read were tight as fuck though. I aint gonna write a long ass post cos I got a lot of work to do so I'll post up sometime tommorow.

Shouts to all the vets...

"3:16, STILL spittin'/Great Britain"

Peace

oh shit, forgot the quote..

"tacklin/mc's to the mat like bob buckland.

Dammit, Big J! Got me all hype ofr the long awaited release of The Beast's first album, and the release date got pushed back! Talk to yo distribution company, dude!

3:16, good to see you again. I feel you on that schoolwork. Shit's REAL hectic right about now. I got a week of classes before my final exams begin. What about the rest of y'all? I'm bout to graduate, but I ain't got no plans for this summer yet. I need a job! Y'all niggas hirin?

In keepin with the original topic... Jay is better than Nas!

I'm out like me from work for this summer. Peace!

What up, heads?. Wiz I did hear about the Jigga/Suge thing. That shit had me rollin. I've read it on www.allhiphop.com. Suge think that niggas should just get out their chairs to say hi to him. I can't even imagine how bad Dame was crackin' out (Anyone ever seen Backstage, with Dame crackin' on everyone includin' Clue "When the needle break, he just gotta put his chin on the record". LOL). Welcome back 3:16 (What?!).

UConn was off the hook last week. I thought Central Connecticut knew how to throw a party, but Uconn was way iller. As ill as last week's parties were, nuthin compares to when the UConn Men won the title in 99. Riot cops on patrol everyday, and atleat 15 peoples got arrested each day durin' that time.

Sportsnews: Did anyone see Sixers vs Magic, when T-Mac scaled up Mt Mutombo LEFT-HANDED WITH EASE?! It's not all that if you're actually left-handed, but HE'S Right-handed and he made it look easy! I ask people who's the best players in the NBA, and I hear Shaq (Most Dominating, immovable object, Jordan (When healthy, the Best Player ever yesterday, today, and forever. You would have to have the countless accolades, individual and championships, and his athletic ability to even skid the surface as of why he's the Greatest {Sorry, Ali} T-Mac (The Total Package), Bryant (The Truth and "Penny Hardaway without the great on court awareness) , Garnett (The Future. This name belongs to Shareef Abdul-Rahim but should have been givin' to the kid.) Iverson (Pound for Pound toughest player in the NBA), Carter (Sir Dunk-a-lot, Half-man, half-amazin'. Enough said.) and Webber (Most handle out of anyone 6' 10'' or taller.), but the best player goes to..........

John Stockton. Why? I'll tell you. He's 40 years old and still runs the fast-break. He's the all-time assists leader. He's unselfish cuz he always PASSES the ball before thinkin' about shooting. No one has done better than him statistically at his age. He's 40 and can still score atleast 20 a game, if he hadn't had Malone or Donyell Marshall (On his 40th birthday he scored 22 and on Sat vs Golden State has scored 26). Still has a jumper. Still has great defense (Younger guards has said that Stockon is one of the hardest defenders to ever go against).And he's older than Malone, yet he STILL HAS HAIR, and he didn't have to use Rogaine. If it wasn't for Malone, Malone wouldnt be avaraging a career 25 a game. Now who's got game. Anyways, if anyone thinks that I am wrong, let me know and why (and him being white doesn't count.) LOL!! Other than that, I rest my case.

I'm out like Malone's receding hairline.

Yo Hillis, my new email address is [email protected], but i don't have speakers for my CPU yet, hopefully I can still hear with headphones if I get it. And Wiz, that dude's neck must've broke after droppin' him on his head like that.

AHHHHHH!!!!..... Now I can talk a bit longer...

Thats as nasty looking animation of somebody being dropped on their head, oooohhh. I did something like that once (not as bad though). I couldn't move for shit for a few seconds after that.

John Stockton, nooooooooo....... And I am not saying that because he happens to be white, I think Marciano is the best boxer of all time after all. Its just becuase hes so DAMN boring! Yeah hes good at what he does, but Jason Kidd does the same thing... Damon Stoudamire used to do the same thing, Jason Williams, Mugsy Bogues (maybe not), AI (but passes less), all do it better. No they dont do it at 40 but Stockton didn't do what they can at 20. Maybe its cos hes a Jazz man, and I hate the Jazz! Best player... Jordan, no AI, no Garnett, no Jordan, NO McGrady, No AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

In other sport, I'm sure you know about Memphis being the location for Lennox Lewis to knock out Mike Tyson (or at least win that shit on points). I just watched my tapes of the Holyfield (won both!) and Rahman fights. The more Lewis prepares, the better he is. Look at the first Rahman bout. Fat bastard gets put on his ass! 2nd fight. Mean- lookin', in proper shape, out to prove something... took the man apart! DESTROYED HIM! Oh my GOD! Lewis has been preparing for the Tyson fight his whole life. Watch this space...

I heard about Jigga and Suge. Suge aint bout it no more, he should give the fuck up. But that shit had me rolling.

Oh back to the topic - Jay-Z is better than Nas. I aint copped "best of both worlds" but the lyrics Hove drops are tight!

Whatup Q, back with the original alias, Hollywood J, Dolo, Hillis, Best, Steph, J. etc etc etc...

Heres a joke about the Queen Mother who passed away. I don't give a fuck, she supported aparthide anyway... "What do the Queen Mother and Princess Di have in common?...

......they were both pushing 101 when they died!" ooh... does that offend anyone? I heard the speed limit you got over there was only 50mph! damn thats slow! We got 70, but cos I like driving fast I usually push 95.

One last serious point, what do you peeps see on the news about the Middle East shit. Cos we heard over here that you are getting the diluted version. The shit that gets watered down so none of the jews get offended. You do know about the massacres in Jenin and shit like that?

I'm out like - NAH THAT AINT ME!!!

Peace

Aiight, I tried sendin my mp3 to everybody again, and I THINK Dolo might have got it, but the rest of you "Hotmail" usin bastards just ain't got enough room.

Dolo, that Stockton point was a joke, right? Look, Stockton is real good. And he probably could play for 5 more years at least. True dat, true dat. But come on, dawg. When the game needs takin over, John Stockton ain't gonna win it for you! He does make plays, but Stockton can't take over games like you know who could. Now Jordan is the best ever, but right now, Shaq is da man. If you find me anybody that can stop him, if you can find me anybody who opposing coaches hate to figure out how to stop more than him, if you find me a player that has as big an impact on any game he's in, then there's your greatest player. But that player doesn't exist, so it's gotta be Shaq. And even his "Achilles heel" goes away when he's needed. He can hit free throws in crunch time, so he's pretty much unstoppable.

After all the September 11th shit I've said, you know that Queen Mother joke didn't offend me. We go 70mph on the interstate, 55mph on highways, 25 in residentials, an 15 in school zones. But in places with a population of 8 like Montana there's no speed limit at all. I need to live there with my "gettin 13 tickets in 6 years" ass.

I'm out like the speed limit in Montana. Peace!

Hillis, you can send your mp3 to my old e-mail: [email protected] but I cant see it for a couple of weeks cos these damn college computers run like a blind man with no legs! You really get all them tickets? SHIT! you must be a really bad driver. I guess your freeways are the equivalent of our dual-carriageways... We got 70 on those, but then we got 60 on little country lanes that aint much wider than the car. I nearly hit a police car on a bend doing about 40. Dude was reading a comic though!

Sorry I cant write much more, but I got to meet up with 3 lovely ladies to do a muthafuckin' presentation on bathrooms!

Black Twang, Roots Manuva, So Solid, Rodney P, Skitz, and all them other UK muthafuckers got to get repped on here cos i aint done that in a while... YOU ALL GOT TO SHOW YOUR RESPECT FOR ROOTS!!!!!!! ALBUM IN ALL GOOD RECORD STORES NOW!!!!!!!!!

hmmm... a bit about sports. Prince Naseem is fighting Emanuel Calvo, so take a look on the TV for a big ass knock-the fuck-out! Tyson gets beat by Lewis soon... uhhh... Football (SORRY... SOCCER) I know none of you care too much, but England look in trouble at the moment. Beckham, Ferdinand, Gerrard, Heskey, Cole and Campbell are all coming off injury!... B-Ball, aint you all happy now... 3:16's knee is working right again! the nation celebrates!!!!! I'm gonna make my prediction for the Championship now.... SACRAMENTO! There... I said it, 3 years ago I wouldn't believe it though!

Anybody got an update on C-Murder? I dunno, I kinda want to kick his ass myself!

Peace

What up, heads? Hillis, good news. I did receive it. Bad news? I don't have new speakers yet so I'ma have to get headphones to plug into the back of my computer. Oh yeah, the Stockton thing was a joke. Ya'll know that Jordan is the Greatest of all time, and that Shaq is the most dominating presence right now. Sorry, but Rocky isn't the Greatest boxer of all time. Ali is period. Sure he has a 49-0 record, but the level of competition wasn't all that. Ali has fought off bigger, stronger opponents. Sonny Liston would have destroyed Marciano in 5 rounds. Ali would have in 3. Tyson (everyone he has fought was bigger than him) in 1 round. Here is my list as far as the Greatest Heavyweight boxers in order based on their PRIME and overall record:

1. Muhammad Ali (Lightweight skills in heavyweight body, ala' Roy Jones Jr.Even though he's Muslim, he's respected and loved by people of all different religions).

2 Joe Lewis (nobody hitted harder than him, except maybe Tyson and Foreman, and had the best title defenses and retired as champion.)

3. Evander Holyfield. (They don't call him the "Warrior for nothing, even during his first loss to Bowe he had a spirited comeback in the 10th. Nobody has a bigger heart).

4.Tyson. (O.K. The only reason he's below Holyfield on this one is because he owns two victories over Tyson. Yeah Tyson got headbutted on purpose during those two fights but should have NOT bitten Holyfield's ear. STILL THE HARDEST PUNCHER, THEN AND NOW.). Hand speed is still there. Raw unmatched power, even though 80's Tyson was more.

5. Rocky Marciano. (49-0 record, only undefeated boxer. Would have been broken if they didn't cheat Holmes out of that Spinks victory)

Those are the top five in order. Now the rest in no particular order: George Foreman (Ali beat him!), Jack Dempsey, Larry Holmes (Gave an agin' Ali a beatin), Joe "Fraz-uuh" (Gave Ali first loss, BUT Ali owns two losses over him) Lennox Lewis(Until he beats Tyson will forever be a "paper champ" to me.

Oh yeah, who's better. T-Mac or Kobe? I'll post my pick later. Peace.

Sorry I misspelled Joe Lewis. Shoulda been "Joe Louis". Peace

yo hillis try this email address

yo man Tmac is aight but if mutombo had a clue what the hell was going on that shit would have been in the 4th row.

So any word on whats happening with R(rapist)Shelly? he on trial or what

I got a question for all yall. what 3 rappers would you like to hear on one song and pick the beat. Mine would be Nas, Biggie and Havoc to the "Tonight" song on born again.

Mine would be Jadakiss, Styles, Jay-z and Beanie on the "So Ghetto" beat from the Jay-z Vol 3(Premo's the shit!). D-BLOCK RIPPED THAT "SO GHETTO" BEAT!! Peace out.

id have to go with,............PROJECT PAT,.......ummm....... Andre 3000,......and jada, on the " oh boy " beat from Camron. c'mon now tell me that shit aint hot. phuck 'roun and throw lil Mo' or Ashanti on the hook,...... Sheeeeed.

At the moment T-Mac is the SHIT! but I dont know if he is as consistent as Kobe has been... (over his whole career) So shit! I cant say!

Biggie, Pharoe Monch, and Hova... NO WAIT Roots Manuva on either "Triumph" on Wu-Tang forever, or "nothing but a G thang"

Actually, scrap that last thing... BIG, Pac, and Big L on... "Rappers Delight". The Sugarhill Gang one... Add a hook and include Aaliyah and Alicia Keys.

DAMN! I just found out I would be a super-middleweight, pushing Light- heavy! But still on Boxing, LEWIS WILL BEAT TYSON!!!!! Nah, probably not a knock out but hes gonna have Mike on his ass a couple of times. Mike will get frustrated, fucking up his game plan. Lennox will win either on points or via DQ. Everybody I know said Evander would beat Lewis with EASE! Lewis won (twice)... I got five of my English pounds riding on Lewis to win.

"like porno, my shit is half raw half obscene/and if it wasn't, I must have been 3:16" - Me

Peace

Dammit Big J! If you would drop your rap debut I might be able to concentrate on my schoolwork or some of the other questions you posed!

Uh, T-Mac is good but Kobe Wan Kenobi is more clutc to me. True, T- Mac Daddy is on a much weaker team, but the reasons why the Lakers are so good is that either Shaq or Kobe can carry them. I see The Mad Handle as being not as good as Kobe, but only cause Kobe plays with Shaq. I think if the roles had been reversed and T-Mackadocious had been allowed to flourish with Phil and Diesel, while Kobester played with Vince and on Orlando, The Mad Handle (tell em why it's mad) would be on top.

Now to Big "My Rap Is Pending" J's thought provoking question... It was easy to pick the rappers. PAC, BIG and Pimp C of UGK. The beat I would choose is much harder. Right now, I would have to go with Luda's "Go 2 Sleep" beat. Aiight, then, I got an outro just for Macka316!

I'm out like the Queen Mother. Peace!

If y'all want a real good laugh, scroll back up and look at all of Bob's posts on February 16th. "Chucky Cheese whore" and especially his ery last post. That shit is pure comedy. I LOLed for a couple of minutes. I kind of miss that clown... Oh well...

I'm out like Bob on 2/16/02. Peace!

― Hillis 3000, Thursday, 18 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HILLIS get off my dick brah! you been mentioning me since the last time i posted man.get over it! im the best rapper here and you all know that fabulous, memphis bleek, and pdiddy would be the best song with the sorry miss jackson beat! god i bet you get your clothes from walmart,your shoes from the dollar tree and the fake plastic ice you make yourself!

oh and i forgot

Im out like H3ks stupid mother after i bang her!

If your going to mention heart in boxing you dont get better then George Chuvola. 73-18-2 (64 ko's), so not the greatest boxer evah. Fought: Floyd Patterson (1965)
Muhammad Ali (1966 - for World Heavyweight Title; 1972 - for NABF Heavyweight Title)
Joe Frazier (1967)
Jerry Quarry (1969)
George Foreman (1970)
check out the clothes http://www.fightagainstdrugs.ca/images/pics/fight/large/chuvalo_f oreman.gif and http://www.fightagainstdrugs.ca/images/pics/fight/large/chuvalo_a li.gif Its after his fighting career thats insane. Lost three kids to herion and his wife to suicide but now does exclusive chariety work on the anti drug tip. And you thought getting your left eye knocked out by Foreman was painful...

LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Where the fuck have you been, Bobbino?! As SOON as I post something regarding you, you show magically show up! Almost as if you've been following the board, waiting for someone to mention you so you could post again... Hmmmmm...

Anyway, I'm glad to see you back. lol Your three picks were all right except for Memphis Bleek. That nigga sucks fat floppy donkey dick. He's like a nationwide version of Squirrel Police. And then there's Fabolous who is just trash times 2. And then P. Diddy because he "pees" all on the mic with them verses of his. And the Sorry Ms. Jackson beat? Well, if it doesn't bother you, it doesn't bother me!

How come you cats answered Big "The Fans Are Waiting For My Rap" J's question but not mine? Where's the love, folk? What's the worst rap you have ever heard. Not on here, of course (Sideshow BOOB HA!), but on an actually track.

I'm out like Bob's stupid donkey after his mom licks the donkey's fat floppy balls. Peace!

To answer your question H3K... THE worst rap on an actual record to date has got to be P.Diddy's version of Public Enemy No.1. Not because the lyrics are bad, but because he copied them directly from the original. DI-muthafuckin-RECTLY!!!!! The worst record in terms of lyrics has got to be... hmmm... Anything Ginuwine guests on... DAMN! to be honest Hill, I dont really listen to shit tracks so I can't say.

I got that mp3 though... I'll listen to it when I get to use a computer a bit better than this one, like a Sega Megadrive (SHIT! Y'all used to call it a Genesis! Sorry!!!)

Shouts to the vets...

Check this shit for a qoute...

"BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" - Flava Flav

Peace

hillis, that shit was hot. i got one for you as soon as i find out how to make a MP-3. im bout computer illiterate than a mofo.

damn boob,.... where ya been? well, i see you havent changed since you left. but i know niggas is gon run this " big floppy donkey dick" thing into the ground. i smile everytime i read it. cause see, i get this mental picture of this goofy ass boob sucking a donkey dick. not trying to sound gay or anything, but uhh,,..... donkeys be packin. i seen this wildlife show and this donkey was fuckin this other donkey and,......uhh.....nevermind. but the shits funny to me.

worst rap on record,.....buy shine's cd, turn it over, close your eyes,take your finger and pick a song.

amd i wanna change my nomination for the hottest three rapperson a track together........T.I.P. , project pat , and country black on that "I'm Serious" beat....

lol Bob is back, i cant wait to see him try to battle again. fabulous, memphis bleek and whoever the fuck you said? you prolly one of those people who just got into rap

The worst rap i ever heard......dunno but if you buy some of these cashmoney cds they only have ONE good song and thats usually the song they make into a video.

More tight comobs i think would be Nore, Styles and Prodigy but i cant think of a good beat. a tight ass song would be a one mic remix with Nas, Ghostface(hes pretty good with dramatic type songs like this), and Common or Big L, Inspecktah Deck and Em, three of the best lyricist i know to a beat like Tupacs Troublesome 96.

LMAO @ y'alls worse raps! Hey yo, Big J, I am your biggest fan and I'm still waiting for ya verse. And another tight ass song, Pac, Em, and Big on the No Limit Soldiers beat from TRU. That would be the crunkest song ever!

Yeah, that "chucky cheese whore" Bob is back. lol I guess he was gone plotting the conquest of this thread, but he's back with a brand new plan. We better watch our backs.

Yeah, kazper, we gon run that donkey dick into the ground. That was the funniest stuff I had seen in a while. I laughed out loud for a few good minutes, cuz. That was some good shit.

Okay, all time WORST RAP EVER (with HILLarious H3K side comments...)

EAZY E on FOE DA LUV OF $ (Bone)

"Standin on the corner straight slangin rocks/Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, shit! Here come the muthafuckin cops! (AWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT? WHAT WAS EAZY THINKIN?) so I dash, I ducks, and I hide behind a tree (BEHIND A TREE?) makin sure the muthafuckers don't see me/now my fat sack of rocks, hell yeah I stuffed him (HELL YEAH, YOU DID, EAZY!) police on my draws/I had to pause (WHY ARE YOU PAUSING WITH THE POLICE ON YOUR DRAWS? WHY?) and yeah, it's still muthafuck em (OH IT IS?) now my game is tight (REALLY?) tight as fuck is my game (OK, YOU JUST SAID THAT, EAZY!) Eazy muthafuckin E or Eric Wright, it's all the same, now niggas might trip on how I stacks my grip, I got to have it bitch (BOOOOOOOOOOO!) foe da luv of this shit, mutherfuckeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr!!!!

What's up with that long drawn out motherfucker? And in the edited version, it's "Stupid sucka!" Classic shit! Guarnateed to be the WORST RAP EVER! lol

I'm out like Eazy E in this MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Peace!

Hmm, just catching up on the thread. It's too confusing reading it all at once. To make things simpler, will all haters please raise their hand?

Hillis 3000 raises his hand.

But is it "hating" when the person sucks fat floppy donkey dick?

I'm out like that thought provoking question I just asked. Peace!

I'ma raise my hand but I dont hate you Mr Rodent-Copper! I just dont like you!

Where the fuck is everybody!?!?!?!?!

"I would use the f-word, but Ice Cueb got the copyright" - MC Serch

just a little spit...

"...Early memories start at age eight/if i'd have gone to church I would have robbed the collection plate/but Nah, I stole Mars and Snickers for money/parents still dressed me, I looked like a TELLYTUBBY/so get ready to kick off, now highly anticipated/Source gave me 4-mics, they said I'm highly rated"

BIG J BIG J BIG J BIG J BIG J BIG J BIG J BIG J BIG J BIG J!!!!!!! When we gonna see your raps man!?!?!?!

uhhh sorry... my mistake... I said Naz was fighting Emanuel Calvo... He fighting MANUEL Calvo!!!! SORRY I WONT DO IT AGAIN!!!!!

New question... Who is the most underrated and Under appreciated rapper out there today? I'll start shit off by saying Pharoe Monch...

Peace

I think Twista out Ch-Town is one of the most underrated MC out. He be on EVERYBODY else's shit. Collabos are non stop for this cat, but you still don't hear much about him. Luda, Ruff-Ryders, Jay-Z, UGK, Three 6... Damn near everybody else would love to throw Twista on a cut.

What happened to BONE? Why are they whores now? Remember when they where hard? Oh well...

I'm out like the "thuggish" and "ruggish" in BONE. Peace!

ON THE KLASSY DAY OF 4/13/02 AT APPROXIMATELY 9:11 P.M. (1911) I SUCCESSFULLY KROSSED THE BURNING SANDS OF KKKKKKKKKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIII......UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!! YOOOOOOOOO, YOOOOOOOOO!!

"OH MY GAWD, IT'S HIM!" "WHO IS IT?" KAPTIVATE MOTHAFUCKAS!! What tha deal niggaz, aint been in contact with the u dolos for a hot minute dun. I told you niggaz already as long as this thread stays alive, I will be moving along right with it. I had to take a mad break though because "pledging" was getting tough, and I had to concentrate and see my way through that shit YO. But now tha GAWD has returned and is back in full effect. Damn, I was reading a couple of posts, and it looked like Hillis and Q was involved in an intense beef....lol....you niggaz is brolik YO.

I seen the new topic and niggaz already know my perfect track would include the likes of Nas, AZ, and Rakim over "The Message" beat on It Was Written.....that shit has KLASSIC written all over it.

On another NOTE, this damn semester is coming to a conclusion, I only have 9 credits left, and most importantly, a nigga gets to go home.......YES!!

Well let a N.U.P.E like myself exit this joint, before my presence becomes "over-fealt".......lol

You niggaz know the outro...."NOOOO, HE'S LEAVIN'!" "WHO, WHO'S LEAVIN'?" KAPTIVATE MOTHAFUCKAS!!

"20 G bets I'm WINNING them/ threats I'm SENDING them/ A Lex with tv sets is the MINIMUM/ ill sex ADRENALINE"-NAS ESCOBAR

Hillis 3000 gives props where props are due...

"Uh, uh, uh, H3K is no hater, so BEST, congratulations/crossed the burning sands to join the NUPE NATION//keep em KAPTIVATed; sport that crimson and cream proud/keep it real, young nigga, and yell "YO YO" strong and loud..."

I got mad respect to anybody who survives pledgin. I done heard stories about what niggas go through, and I'm sure I ain't heard the half of it. Do ya thang, Nupe. Do ya thang...

Yeah, me and Q got brolick, goin back and forth tryin to kick knowledge. Me and Q kicked that shit niggas needed to learn, though. That COURTROOM shit, that shit that make the soul burn slow... lol

Big J! Where, or where, is that rap you been promising? I'm sitting on my original Round 3 verse. Seeing as how we through battlin, droppin it might cause unnecessary beef. Maybe I'll release it on that under UNDER underground tip.

Topics on the table... Most underrated MC, worst rap ya ever hear on a track (Eazy-E), and pick 3 MCs and a beat. I wanna throw on more topic on the table: best skit ever on a rap album. I gotta go with the skit on Outkast's Southernplayalistic where that crackhead tryin to sell that watch he got off the white folks in Buckhead ($80) and told the who offered him a sack, "A what? A sack? Nigga, sack DEEZ!" Classic shit.

Hey, Squirrel! My hand is still raised...

I'm out like that rodent cop, ya rat BASTARD! Peace!

What up I-Net fam? Gotta give thanks to God for letting me celebrate another year. I'm not going to incriminate myself, but I'll say, it was wild and it was fun. I see a lot of questions have been posted. 1st of all, I recently saw a video by some clowns called the Yin yang twins or something like that. They get my vote for worst song, rap, verse, etc. 2nd, if I could put any rappers together on a song it would be Jada flowin on verse #1 then Eminem on #2 on some "Dead Wrong" type of spits followed by the greatest, 2pac on that "Money Cash Hoes" beat. And then when Pac is spittin his last few bars, the beat just stops and he continues off the acapella style. Let Puff produce it and go ahead and throw Beyonce in for the hook. Now tell me would you not buy that single? Next, y'all gotta tell me the best "we miss you song." I'ma say mine is Nas' "We will Survive" for Big and Pac. I wonder if anybody will do one for Aaliyah (maybe Starving Artist will). Kazper, you know the "donkey line" had me rolling, I mean I did list it as one of the most funniest things said on here, but that thing you said about how they be packing... I'ma leave it alone.

My dog is back: Squirrel Police! I still don't know why cuz calls himself that, but it still got me lol'in. "Who the best rapper since Pac ain't here?/ Y'all know the answer to that when S- Cop in here." Hillis, I peeped the BP page, but you know you being too bias about the South. I'll holla at you later about this. I read what your boy Bob wrote (him and Rob taking over) and I agree with ya. Cuz is funny, I even recall sayin' it in the past. The most under rated rapper...I gotta think about it, but Jada is one of them. Best skit... "Tell em' why you mad, Tell em' why you mad" even if this was supposed to be based on my boy Pac (I don't really know), it was funny. And 2nd is Jay Jerkin' on L.O.X. 2nd CD. I think this one was a shot at Puff, but again, it is funny. Now to address some of this Pac stuff: If he wasn't the best then who was? I can't think of a soul. And what if he did do drama? He was trying to be an actor; peep his movies, he was good. Does that make him "not the best"? This man got shot up, gave the finger to some fools who took his picture while he was being put in the ambulance (with 5 bullets in him) left the hospital the same night, then is on TV like six months later counting his paper, smiling and joking. None of this makes him a tight rapper, I know, but that's for whoever thinks he was fake. You saw he went thru it: jail, mother on drugs, people tryin' to take his life, etc. And then the man can still give you a song like "Keep Ya Head Up" or "Smile." Tell me he wasn't the truest. 3:16, what up? I'm pulling for Tyson. Who y'all got in the playoffs? You know since my boys (Washington) ain't make it, I'ma go with my fav. player R. Miller, Mr. Clutch. And since I don't think they can get too far (just being honest) I'm also pulling for A.I. On another note, Shaq is still overrated (just like his coach). This man can't d-up anybody from the outside, can not bring the ball up the floor, can not hit anything from the outside, can't even NOT travel. I'm not hating on him. Cuz is a GREAT center, but no way is he the best b- ball player, past, present or future. Matter of fact, there is a better player on his team. Guess who. I heard about the Suge and Jay-Z rumor, but it is only a rumor. If you all have seen it on a site, saying that it is FACT, tell me. I read about it, but it said that it was a rumor. I'm about to roll. What's the best "we mss you song"? Discuss. And discuss the other topics too. And get on Blackplanet (it's free). Holla.

What up I-Net fam? Gotta give thanks to God for letting me celebrate another year. I'm not going to incriminate myself, but I'll say, it was wild and it was fun. I see a lot of questions have been posted. 1st of all, I recently saw a video by some clowns called the Yin yang twins or something like that. They get my vote for worst song, rap, verse, etc. 2nd, if I could put any rappers together on a song it would be Jada flowin on verse #1 then Eminem on #2 on some "Dead Wrong" type of spits followed by the greatest, 2pac on that "Money Cash Hoes" beat. And then when Pac is spittin his last few bars, the beat just stops and he continues off the acapella style. Let Puff produce it and go ahead and throw Beyonce in for the hook. Now tell me would you not buy that single? Next, y'all gotta tell me the best "we miss you song." I'ma say mine is Nas' "We will Survive" for Big and Pac. I wonder if anybody will do one for Aaliyah (maybe Starving Artist will). Kazper, you know the "donkey line" had me rolling, I mean I did list it as one of the most funniest things said on here, but that thing you said about how they be packing... I'ma leave it alone.

My dog is back: Squirrel Police! I still don't know why cuz calls himself that, but it still got me lol'in. "Who the best rapper since Pac ain't here?/ Y'all know the answer to that when S- Cop in here." Hillis, I peeped the BP page, but you know you being too bias about the South. I'll holla at you later about this. I read what your boy Bob wrote (him and Rob taking over) and I agree with ya. Cuz is funny, I even recall sayin' it in the past. The most under rated rapper...I gotta think about it, but Jada is one of them. Best skit... "Tell em' why you mad, Tell em' why you mad" even if this was supposed to be based on my boy Pac (I don't really know), it was funny. And 2nd is Jay Jerkin' on L.O.X. 2nd CD. I think this one was a shot at Puff, but again, it is funny. Now to address some of this Pac stuff: If he wasn't the best then who was? I can't think of a soul. And what if he did do drama? He was trying to be an actor; peep his movies, he was good. Does that make him "not the best"? This man got shot up, gave the finger to some fools who took his picture while he was being put in the ambulance (with 5 bullets in him) left the hospital the same night, then is on TV like six months later counting his paper, smiling and joking. None of this makes him a tight rapper, I know, but that's for whoever thinks he was fake. You saw he went thru it: jail, mother on drugs, people tryin' to take his life, etc. And then the man can still give you a song like "Keep Ya Head Up" or "Smile." Tell me he wasn't the truest. 3:16, what up? I'm pulling for Tyson. Who y'all got in the playoffs? You know since my boys (Washington) ain't make it, I'ma go with my fav. player R. Miller, Mr. Clutch. And since I don't think they can get too far (just being honest) I'm also pulling for A.I. On another note, Shaq is still overrated (just like his coach). This man can't d-up anybody from the outside, can not bring the ball up the floor, can not hit anything from the outside, can't even NOT travel. I'm not hating on him. Cuz is a GREAT center, but no way is he the best b- ball player, past, present or future. Matter of fact, there is a better player on his team. Guess who. I heard about the Suge and Jay-Z rumor, but it is only a rumor. If you all have seen it on a site, saying that it is FACT, tell me. I read about it, but it said that it was a rumor. I'm about to roll. What's the best "we mss you song"? Discuss. And discuss the other topics too. And get on Blackplanet (it's free). Holla.

Been gone so long I had to post that twice, lol. Y'all know this site be trippin' sometimes. I hit submit and nothing happened, so I hit it again. Next thing I know, I got two joints up there.

Qool, you ole stuck on stupid, submittin shit twice ass nigga... It's good to hear from you. What? Me? Biased about DA SOUTH? Never that, Q! DA DIRTY is just the best region all on its own! My favorite "miss you" song, is Master P "I Miss My Homies." Classic, man, classic... A close seconf is Master P's tribute to Tupac. It's where I got "The Realest" added to Hillis. There's a line in the song that goes "...thug niggas won't y'all feel this/2Pac was the realest." Now that came out around the time "is" was added to "Hill" (to this day I still don't know why this nigga startd callin me Hillis, but he was popular so it stuck). So my nigga was fuckin wit me cause everybody called me Hill while this one nigga called me Hillis, and he started goin "Thug niggas won't y'all feel this/Hillis is the Realest..." Why am I tellin you this? Cuz I'm at work and I'm bored as fuck. But that brings me to my next topic...

Do y'all have nicknames other than the ones on here? And some of y'all should explain the ones on here. I still don't know about why Great Britian calls himself 3:16, BHZ Balla calls himself kazper, H*WOOD called himself Hollywood. And the biggest mystery is why a nigga would call himself "Squirrel Police" (or worse than that, "Squirlplise")...

I got nicknames like Hillis, Merton Hanks (the football player with the long neck), Mustafa (my slave name... lol), Abe (like Abe Lincoln cause I'm tall and I can grow a beard but no mustache - and if any of you niggas say it's cause I'm as ugly as Abe Lincoln, I will hunt you down...), and I got some more, but those are the most frequent.

I'm out like Master P's homies. Peace!

Almost forgot...

Mom's made me a Laker fan at a young and tender age. Back when Coop wore his socks to his knees and Kurt Rambis used to lay it down with Kareem and Magic and Byron and Worthy and Pat Riley. So I'm a Laker fan through and through. Now, I feel I have to address your comments about my Diesel. When it comes to acting, Shaq is like a Big and Em track (do you get which track?)... But in b-ball today. Playa, he's #1. Peep this. If there was a player that was 10 feet tall, shot like 70% averaged 30 plus points and was money around the basket, and his team won the championship, and his flaws where he couldn't shoot Js, he couldn't dribble, and he couldn't guard perimeter players, but he was a monster near the basket, wouldn't he be the best. True, Shaq ain't that good, but you can't front. That travel statement was mad funny, but if they ain't called in his first 10 years in the NBA, he must not be travellin. And the man cannot be stopped, he's a coaches dream and an opposing coaches nightmare. When he first came into the league, Orlando had the biggest tournaround in league history. The man is one of the biggest impact players ever known, and when it comes to sports, the object is not to display skills, but to win. Shaq gives an team in the NBA its best chance of winning, thereby making him the best player. Maybe not the most versatile, but what does versatility matter if you can't beat him? And about Kobe being better than Shaq, son, check the record books. The Lakers win more with Shaq and without Kobe than the other way around. Se, y'all cats done let Jordan mess with ya brain. He got y'all thinkin that 2 guard or 3 wing has to be the best player in the NBA. Wrong! With the exception of Jordan and the Bad Boy Pistons, championship teams have a man in the middle that runs shit. And all the Psitons did was just mug they way to bein champs. The Celtics had McHale and Parish, the Rockets had the Dream, the Spurs had Dunc and Admiral, the other Celtics had Russell, the Lakers had Shaq or Kareem or Wilt the Stilt. And let's not forget Oscar Robertson. And then there's Moses Malone. Big men run shit, dog. Guards make crossovers and jumpers, but big men make championships. That's what it's all about. Who's got the best chance to win this year? The Lakers, Kings, Spurs, and Mavs. With the exception of the Mavs, what do the other three have? BIG MEN! And with Shaq being the best big man out there and the most dominating force in the league, that makes him the best. Or look at it like this: Stoudamire has WAY more "skills" than Shaq, but it's not about skills: it's about impact. Jordan may not have had the skills of everybody else this year, but his impact on the Wiz kept him at the top of the league.

Now, I feel you more on Philly Phil Jacko, but I wanna try and defend him. When it comes to strategy, schemes, and tactics Phil might not be the best, but when it comes to utilizing and maximizing talent he's tops. Kobe wasn't as good as he was before Phil, and neither was Shaq. But Phil recognized the roles they should be playing, got them to play at a championship level and the result was one of the best teams ever. A lot of coaches (Doc Rivers, Flip Sauders, Larry Brown, Doug Collins, Lenny Wilkens) do more with less because of strategy, but strategy don't win championships, they just get you in the playoffs. It takes saavy, charisma, and "qool" heads. Phil Jackson is the king of that. He gets players to do what they need to do to win, and he recognizes the need for strategy, but he also shows that in the pros (in any sport) talent wins. And look at what he did for Scottie Pippen and Dennis Rodman and Kerr and Grant. Take em away from Phil and they don't impact as much as they did with the Bulls. Scottie is the biggest mystery. Look at Scottie now. Nowhere near as good as he was just four years ago! Phil Jackson may be overrated, but I think some y'all underestimatin him.

Damn. A nigga on basketball. Need to get back on hip-hop... Go Pac! I second all of Qool's sentiments. Other good miss you songs are BIG's "Missing U" with 112, Silkk the Shocker "My Homie," Mystikal "Shine" (to his sister) "Crossroads," and even though the nigga is a pedohile, "I wish, I wish, I wish" was good. "Come on and braid my hair!"

Are y'all wonderin how Squirlplise can be a rodent and a pig at the same time>

I'm out like all the folks in a "Miss You" track. Peace!

By the way, SOMEBODY on here (H3K will not call him or her out) said "Glitter," the movie with Mariah Carey, was good. I charge that person to defend himself or herself. Whoever said person may be.

I'm out like Olivia cause I'm about to BIZOUNCE... Peace!

First of all, Glitter was a good movie. If anybody wants to say otherwise, I'll listen, but only if you SAW it. Yeah, I went with a female to see it, but that's neither here nor there, lol. That joint had a nice story line, some good acting and a nice climax. The only one who kinda messed it up was Da Brat. No offense towards her, but I'm not feelin' her acting skills. Second, I never said Shaq wasn't an impact player or most of that other stuff you said Hillis, but Kobe is better than cuz, and about a hundred other people. So are you telling me if I put Shaq on any other team, they'd win the championship every year? We all know he travels (including you), so I'll leave that one alone. Now, Kobe and Shaq were going to get it right eventually. Phil showed up at the right time. If Phil would have been there since day one, would Kobe have gotten better sooner? I doubt it. Almost all NBA players get better after their rookie year, which is what Kobe did. Also, Phil didn't make Pip and Kerr and all of them others, tight. It was Jordan. Look at the Wizards, that says it all. Phil just takes the credit. "And your man stabbed Un and made you take the blame." Tell Phil to go coach the Bulls and see what happens.

In closing: I'm still trying to see who is the most under rated rapper, that's a tough one. That Master P song about Pac is tight, I admit. Hillis you know you posted twice before, right? And another name is "Info" because I always got some, but not gossip, that's some female stuff. And don't you know Rodman shut Shaq down many times? You ain't know about that, did you? Holla

Qool, good to see you back man, I think Sac will do it but i'm pulling for Portland...

That nickname shit... OK OK. 3:16 came from somebody seeing me about 5 times in one day unintentionally then saying "you like that rainbow afro wig dude" (the guy that held up the John 3:16 sign on TV). No matter what anyone says (Best... shit... KAPTIVATE... that means you) it aint from Steve Austin. My original alias is Macka, thats what most people call me. Some people call me "head", but I think it sounds kinda stupid... there you go.

"IT'S COMING HOME!" - Badiel and Skinner (watch any game England win in the World Cup and you'll understand)

Back to the topic... Jay-Z is still better than Nas... CHILL Q... In my opinion!

Peace

GLITTER....

...WHAT!?!

Yeah I seen it, yeah it was with a female... Damn! I aint gonna allow myself to see it on my own or with my boys am I! I try to consider myself as a bit of an expert when it comes to films... But Glitter aint even a film! Its straight to video shit! Kinda like "Battlefield Earth" but with a worse script, and no violence! You wanna see a good film, get "Brother". With Omar Epps, and some Jap dudes! GLITTER???

SHIT!!

Q, I hope that this is gonna be like when I admitted I was wrong about Amil on the old thread!

"I would use the F-word but Ice Cube got the copyright" - MC Serch

Peace

Abe... HAHA!

Peace

I'm out like "Abe"... HAHA!

Ok, 3:16, I'ma let it slide with you clownin me about my Abe nickname (especially when niggas call you "Head"), but what is this NBA blasphemy? Sac Town? Portland? How can anyone cheer for the Portland Technical Fouls? And I thought Nas was the biggest waste of talent ever... And Sac don't want it with LA. Ask the Spurs, they don't want it with LA. Noooooooo!

Qool, I wasn't tryin to put words in ya mouth, I was just tryin to show you why Shaq is the best player in the NBA today. I think you measure best by impact. Yeah, players improve after their rookie year, but Kobe of today and Kobe before Phil? Come on, dawg. That's a really big jump in two years for someone out of high school. I mean, before Phil, Kobe wasn't considered one of the NBA's leading stars. It's the championships that brought him that status. You can't tell me Phil ain't have nothin to do with Kobe's improvement. And it's so noted what he did for Shaq. At the very least, Phil improved both by 50%. And with Pip, he didn't have Jordan his first year in Portland, but he had damn near everybody else! How the fuck didn't he win that year? Hmmmm... let's see... COACHING! Scottie did that blow up shit ONCE with Phil, and he never did it again. Now, he's like a smaller, older, Rasheed Wallace. COACHING!

I ain't seen Glitter, so I really can't say shit. But come on, dude. I ain't seen KAZAAM!!! either, but I know the deal.

Amil can rap? That's like sayin Mariah Carey can act!

I'm out like Mariah Carey's nomination for an Oscar. Peace!

What up, heads? Welcome back, KAPTIVATE (Best). Is that really Squirrel Police? Bob's back? Now this thread's gonna really be ill. The worst rap in the world? "Let's Get It" regular version by G-Dep. Alot of people (including me) have been doin' the Harlem Shake, the Waterbury Shuffle (trust me dogg. It's unique), but has anyone actually ever PAID ATTENTION TO THE LYRICS???? "Really,get smacked silly, you get smacked silly/Fuckin with these niggas from the, what you gonna do(Where the hell is the rhyme at??!)/When you ready? Shit I was born ready/And I was already on fish and spaghetti/...."Now I said worst "rap", not worst song, cuz even P.Diddy and Black "Whoa" Rob had some standout verses, but G-Dep in that song made "Rodent Cop" look like a gifted rapper. Lakers are winning the playoffs with Kobe and Shaq sharing MVP honors, case closed. WHo saw the Mayweather Fight? "Pretty Boy Floyed" won the lightweight fight and the belt (Now he owns the unified superfeatherweight/junior lightweight championship and the WBC lightweight championship), but he was gettin' his ass kicked by Castullo, who has thrown more, landed more, and connected at higher percentage AND landed more power shots, but also give Mayweather his props, cuz he was fighting with a messed up shoulder and against the requests of his trainers, didn't call the fight off, cuz he don't back down from no one. Possible rematch. Tyson will beat Lewis!! I was reading a magazine,and it showed that in the early 90's (before he went to jail) experts measured Tyson's punching power, and they said that at his punching power at a standing jab position equals that of a punch from a grandmaster's chi at the highest levels. Anyways, i'll be back, vets, so peace out!

See, 3:16 is still qool wit me, but he did not tell me why he didn't like the movie. If you REALLY did see it, what didn't you like about it? It didn't have violence in it? People was bustin' off in that joint. Bad script? For real, it was an interesting movie to me. Like I said before, if you wanna say otherwise and you SAW it, I'll listen to your p.o.v. And why you telling me to chill? I like Jay-Z too. I think Nas is better, but that's my opinion. Maybe it's because I'm not really a party-club type of person. See, I'll post up in front of the club and holla at the ladies, before I pay 20 to get in there. Maybe if I were a dancer or whatever than I'd like Jay better, but that's just not the case. Hillis, I didn't say you were putting words in my mouth. I felt most of what you were saying about Shaq, but I still don't think he is the best. And I was saying yeah Kobe got better, but he was going to get better with or without Philip. I know you aren't saying he would have stayed the same. It wasn't like Phil showed up and then all of a sudden Kobe got better. If you play in the NBA for two years, most likely, by the 3rd year, you will be better; that's with or without Phil. And I been saying FOR YEARS that Pip was over rated. Finally peeps see my point. Answer this: If Phil coached Portland now, would they be better than LA? Nope, no way, never. Jordan got both of them popular, and the only reason why PJ is successful w/out Jordan is because he was smart enough to go to the Lakers (a team that was going to win it eventually). He could have gone to the Wiz, the Raptors, etc. etc. I don't knock his move, because I would have picked LA too. Had he gone to just about any other team, he'd be like Pip: Ready for retirement.

Qool, you finally said something I flat out disagree with. When asked the difference between Shaq's play now and before, he has said it's the challenge of Phil Jackson. And you say the Lakers were gonna win it sooner or later. Hardly. If Phil would have went to Portland, there's no doubt in my mind that LA would have got sent home in that West Finals. You know, the one where Portland missed every shot in the 4th quarter and blew a 15 point lead? You think Phil would have had that nonsense. You think Phil wouldn't have found the key players needed to win? You think Phil wouldn't have sat down who needed to sot down? All that talent, and you tell me Phil would have mis managed it? Naw, dog. Look at Phil's dynasties compared to others. When Phil's dynasties get a hold of the championship, they don't let it go. The Bulls had it til Mike left, Mike returned, and they took over again. Same with LA, they got a hold of it now. Other dynasties would win two, lose one, come back next year and win, or just make a run and finish (Lakers of 80s, Celtics, Pistons, Rockets). Phil's teams put a chokehold on that shit, with the necessary players of course. But Phil definitely would have won a championship in Portland, and he would have Pip doin his thang like Mike never left. And Pip is hardly overrated. When Jordan left, his stats stepped up, and the Bulls still got deep into the playoffs.

Funniest shit only two niggas know... Headline in (can't remember the news channel) - H3K GUNNED UP AND CLAPPED QUICK... LMAO!

I'm out like H3K takin 5 shots and smilin. Peace!

LOL @ H3K gunned up and clapped quick. You might have to post that joint. But I know you probably don't even have it anymore. Anyway, back to the discussion. Yeah, both Philip and Pip are overrated. Both are good at what they do, but people act like they would have been able to accomplish what they have accomplished w/out Jordan. You said it perfect Hillis. Jordan left and what did the Bulls do? They made some noise in the playoffs. Jordan came back and... you know the rest. I'ma have to disagree that Portland would be better with Phil as the coach, and I don't care what Shaq says, that doesn't make it the truth because Shaq said it. Shaq also said (or implied) that he is the best. I don't think he is. Shaq said Phil is the best coach. I don't think he is. If you recall, when the Bulls got down by so many points, Phil would chill and let Jordan get them out of it; that's the same thing he does now with the Lakers. So when Portland got down by 15 or whatever it was, Phil would have probably sat there and watched like he has done with both the Bulls and Lakers. Some say that makes a tight coach; I say that is not coaching at all. And no way could he pull off that NONSENSE with a team with less talent. Seriously Hillis, be honest. If Phil would have coached the Wizards or Raptors, would either of them teams have rings by now? That man is just a person who has been in the right place at the right time. I'm not hating, but I'm just calling him and Pip the way I see it.

Under rated rapper: all I can think of is Wish Bone. I think that's cuz's name. The one from Bone who says, "I miss my uncle Charles." I don't know why they let Flesh, Krayzie, and Bizzy do a solo joint but not him. The tightest two didn't even do a solo CD. That's backwards. I heard they are all coming back with Bobby Brown; no bull.

Glitter? I like actors who can act... Mariah can NOT act. Hell, she can hardly sing anymore! That guy that was played by the British dude was wack, and you could tell what was gonna happen from the beginning!

On to B-ball... I know a lot of you wont agree with me... Jackson has a reputation because of his time with the Bulls. Do you really think he would have done what he did if he didn't have God (MJ) the son of God (Pippen) and the devil (Rodman). When he got that reputation and those players left, he went to a team who already had Kobe, Shaq, and Glen Rice. Not to mention their other talent from outside the arc. You think Jackson could get hold of the championship with Kukoc as his star player? NO!

I just heard a joint on the radio that Nas did with J-Lo... Is Nas the new Ja Rule? HAHA!

Tyson CANT beat Lewis! I got 5 on it!

Peace

Just to add, if any of you get a chance to see Joe Calzaghe (British boxer) fight, DO IT! he's about to knock out Bernard Hopkins.

Peace

HEYYy sup?! ah boxing talk whats up with that?? jk its cool. im not a fan of it or nothing tho. But Mayweather wwoww hot stufff.
http://www.hbo.com/boxing/heart/mayweather/img/maywe ather_picture.jpg
hehehe. and i don't think any of u talked bout it but hes startin up this record label called Philthy Rich. and apparently hes obsessed with being rich. or some bullshit like that. i read it in some magazine i forget which. anywayz THE EMINEM SHOW IS COMING OUT SOOOOONN. Ya ya i know in more than a month but I'm excited forit!!!!

Shoutouts to who's left, Q, Hillis, 3:16, Best/KAPTIVATE (i like that btw),, J-Dolo, Kazper, LOX, bob-boob-tube whatever....lol.

OH YEA! and i got a question what software or whatever is good for making beats? cuz i wanna get something or d/l something but i don't know whats good...thx in advance heh later