This describes a lot of punk rock too, of course. (Not that I agree that it applies to Ashlee. Which is not to say that I necessarily *disagree* with it, either; more like, "hitting notes" has not much to do with why I like music. Whether she's hitting the notes or not, her voice has some power to it. And it did when I saw her live, too.)
I don't think there are any other blatant Franz Ferdinand rips per se besides "Boyfriend," Alfred, but there are for sure other excursions into '80s-style dance-oriented new wave rock (see my posts above.)
― xhuxk, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― xhuxk, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― xhuxk, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:26 (eighteen years ago) link
Idol was a member of both the Bromley Contingent and Chelsea. Tony James was a member of the London SS with Simonon and Mick Jones and Keith Levene. These men knew what actual Punk Rock was.
Cheeze-whiz often tastes real good, Monsieur Alex.
If you've got low standards, then suit yourself.
joan jett was prepackaged at the start and then she busted out! (as did the runaways)
Fair point on this one. The Runaways were indeed a svengali-steered project, but it's not like they were really about to trouble the pop charts with any severity. And Joan bailed out to follow her own muse swiftly enough. I wouldn't call her a fake.
And the best music often happens even when encased in prepackaged forms (Motown to thread).
Fuck Motown.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link
Okay, I was wrong.
(And somebody should mail Ashlee a Bromley Contingent T-shirt.)
― xhuxk, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link
They weren't a band.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link
>Please explain, in some detail, what the big schism is between whatever "punk" means in your greying head and what it means when Frank uses it to describe Ashlee Simpson's songs.
Because if all you've got is this:
>These men knew what actual Punk Rock was.
Then I feel bad for you. Punk wasn't real, Alex; it never existed. I know you think it did, but here's a hint for you: real revolutionaries don't make albums, they make bombs. It's all just showbiz.
― pdf (Phil Freeman), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link
So aren't lots of other T-shirts!
― xhuxk, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link
(Unless Bromley Contingent were a soccer team or something.)
― xhuxk, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link
Luther Vandross had a voice from the heavens and a brain in his head.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― pdf (Phil Freeman), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link
In 2005, it's a bit late to try to tack a definition on "Punk Rock," but in the same way Ashlee Simpson's vile product isn't, say, Metal or Polka, it isn't Punk. Regardless of your perception on the genre's/movement's origins (US vs. UK, etc.), Punk Rock was a reaction against, and a decideldy more organic one at that. Ripped T-shirts, Chuck Taylors, goofy hair colors, leather jackets, etc. -- they may be nice and all, but they don't make one "Punk." Ashlee Simpson is a living, breathing Mr. Potato-Head, all trussed up in conventionally "punk" finery, but her music, her message, her aspirations for stardom are strictly teen pop to the bone AND. NOTHING. MORE. If Mariah Carey started wearing a Damned t-shirt and spray painted a big Anarchy symbol on her next album, that wouldn't make her a punk either.
Regarding the Bromley Contingent (x-post), they were essentially a bunch of kids who were around when Punk was a going concern (and yes, they included Sioux, Idol and Steve Severin, among others).
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link
For a start, why not take your patronizing tone and shove it way up your ass and swivel? Moreover, I never used to the term "revolution". It was purely pop culture (labeling merely "showbiz" is a bit too crass for my taste). Call it was you like -- showbiz, entertainment, expression, etc. -- it had a bit more substance to it.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link
So did Smokey Robinson and Marvin Gaye!
― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link
Sure, but it's more important in some kinds of music than others. A Siouxsie who can't hit notes would be fine; a Donna Summer who can't hit notes would be dreadful. I think Ashlee's music tends toward the latter.
― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:57 (eighteen years ago) link
A week late, I thought I'd point out that "Breakfast in America" is the song you're looking for.
As for Ashley, "Boyfriend" is an enjoyable radio confection, but I disliked the singles from the last album, and what galls me about her in general is the overarching feeling that, as with Paris Hilton, a lot of people are putting a lot of work into her career and she's not one of them.
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link
Ha! I decree this thread closed.
― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link
Nope, but if she had a song that went "Someday the one you gave away will be the only one you're wishing for/Boy you're gonna pay 'cause I'm the one that's keeping score," it might. (Oh wait, she did.) (And I'm talking punk in the "Hey Joe"/"96 Tears" sense here, obviously.)
― xhuxk, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link
>Call it was you like -- showbiz, entertainment, expression, etc. -- it had a bit more substance to it.
In what way? Is it because the punk bands wrote songs and then signed record deals? I don't think that necessarily adds up to "substance" all by itself. If it was their lyrical subject matter, then you can keep "substance," because frankly I'd rather listen to songs about sex and cars (Motörhead, AC/DC, ZZ Top) than songs about anarchy. (And yes, Motörhead have written political songs, but they've written more songs about pussy than politics, to their great benefit and ours.) The only thing more boring than hearing someone yammer on about politics (particularly when the assumption is that the listener shares the speaker's politics) is hearing someone sing about them. If I'm gonna do that, I'll at least keep it interesting by listening to songs with political messages I disagree with (that is to say I'd rather listen to Skrewdriver than some lefty, if only because it'll be fun to see if the Nazis can convince me of the validity of their argument, whereas with someone I'm disposed to agree with I'll probably wind up picking apart all their logical fallacies that arise from trying to cram a civics lecture into a crude rhyme scheme).
― pdf (Phil Freeman), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 23:08 (eighteen years ago) link
Didn't you even watch her damn show? Whatever. Continue fooling yourself if that makes you feel better.
Sure they did. I just don't like Motown and find it all slavishly overrated, but that's simply my taste.
I apologize a little for the patronizing tone of my earlier post, but your stance just seems so...teenaged and dumb, and I know you're older than me.
Keep it up.
In what way? Is it because the punk bands wrote songs and then signed record deals?
Way to oversimply things. And no, that's not what I meant. Many of the Punks (and, summarily, many of the post-punk bands) actually had THINGS TO SAY with their music and were more interested in NEWER, FRESHER, SIMPLER, MORE INNOVATIVE AND/oR MORE DIRECT WAYS OF SAYING IT. It's not simply a matter of record deals (the `Pistols, the Clash, etc. etc. were all on major labels, yes I know).
The "substance" issue comes in because many of these bands (note that I am not saying "all," as there was a hefty share of the class of `77 and beyond that had nothing to say) were doing something that was a refreshing break from the norm in both sentiment and sound. You can say I'm wearing rose-tinted glasses and looking back fondly, but the case remains that you don't remember what radio sounded like in the late `70s, I do.
I don't think that necessarily adds up to "substance" all by itself. If it was their lyrical subject matter, then you can keep "substance," because frankly I'd rather listen to songs about sex and cars (Motörhead, AC/DC, ZZ Top) than songs about anarchy.
You don't find me decrying those things. And I was probably listening to AC/DC and Motorhead when you were but a stain on your father's underpants.(And yes, Motörhead have written political songs, but they've written more songs about pussy than politics, to their great benefit and ours.) The only thing more boring than hearing someone yammer on about politics (particularly when the assumption is that the listener shares the speaker's politics) is hearing someone sing about them.>
It wasn't just politics. Consider the Buzzcocks -- not a political song in their entire catalog, but their self-deprecating, non-gender specific love songs (playe with the same spite and verve as the Ramones and the `Pistols et. al) was a completely fresh approach. There are countless examples
If I'm gonna do that, I'll at least keep it interesting by listening to songs with political messages I disagree with (that is to say I'd rather listen to Skrewdriver than some lefty, if only because it'll be fun to see if the Nazis can convince me of the validity of their argument, whereas with someone I'm disposed to agree with I'll probably wind up picking apart all their logical fallacies that arise from trying to cram a civics lecture into a crude rhyme scheme).
Well, this is all about you and your own perceptions now, so I have no retort to that. Skrewdriver -- even beyond their indefensible political leanings -- made bog-standard, uninspired music.
In any case, Ashlee Simpson has nothing interesting to say. She has nothing new to say. She does not seek to push any envelopes or strip things back to their basics. She is merely sculpted and dressed to fit a now well established and tired little mold. Cheeze-whiz aside, it may very well be perfectly well-crafted teen pop. Just don't call it Punk Rock. That's ultimately all I'm saying.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 23:28 (eighteen years ago) link
-- xhuxk (xedd...), November 9th, 2005.
God I'm going to regret getting into this, but is the lyrical content all that made "Hey Joe"/"96 Tears" a version of punk? I thought it was about how it stripped the MOR orchestral frippery and returned to something more audio verite. (Whether that automatically translates to a more direct, honest, "punk" lyrical expression is another question, and I make no claims there.)
Anyway, I'm not getting indignant like Alex, 'cause there's nothing wrong with teen-pop, but I would agree Ashlee S. isn't punk because the first wave of punk rock (as someone, I think it was Phil, specified) was (self-)consciously different from what was on the radio at the time. (Not that those bands wouldn't have taken radio play if it had been offered, but still.) Whereas Ashlee's got post-Green Day radio rock down to a T.
This all made a lot more sense before I 1) threw back some excellent cognac and 2) started typing.
― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Thursday, 10 November 2005 00:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 10 November 2005 00:49 (eighteen years ago) link
I remember too. It was great, as great as any radio I've ever heard. And lots of times (compared to, say, "Ballroom Blitz" or "Highway to Hell" or "Hot Child in the City" or "Rock and Roll Hootchie Coo" or "Free For All"), punk rock really didn't sound all that different.
― xhuxk, Thursday, 10 November 2005 00:50 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 10 November 2005 00:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Thursday, 10 November 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Patrick (Patrick), Thursday, 10 November 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link
I certainly don't ever remember hearing "Ballroom Blitz" on the radio.
And Rick Derringer has always sucked.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 10 November 2005 01:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 10 November 2005 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link
TS: Rick Derringer on Weird Al's "Eat It" vs. Eddie Van Halen on Michael Jackson's "Beat It"
ISTR Sweet getting on the radio a lot in the late 1970s (at least Fox on the Run and Love Is Like Oxygen), but my family was stationed in Europe at the time, so that may have been more a function of weird AFN programming than anything else.
― monkeybutler, Thursday, 10 November 2005 01:28 (eighteen years ago) link
Right -- but I was singling out the stuff that sounded more like punk. (Maybe I should have said "Hey You" by BTO? Or, hell, "Headknocker" by Foreigner then.) Anyway, lots of the disco and soft rock on the radio was great, too, often way *better* than punk rock - especially the disco. And "Ballroom Blitz" got played all the time in Detroit, believe me.
― xhuxk, Thursday, 10 November 2005 01:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― Patrick (Patrick), Thursday, 10 November 2005 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link
you know, a year ago, id argue with alex on this one, but very simply, he's right. It really is nothing more than pre-packaged half assed songwriting and nothing more, at least FROM her. If you want to project some sort of loftier concept on to her brand of pop-"punk"-rock, then go ahead, but the material just doesn't back it up. the first record has some pretty good guilty pleasures, songs i wouldn't turn off on the occasional times i listen to the radio anymore, but like alex's view on motown, thats just taste, or my lack thereof. the new album sucks tho.
i think the more interesting thing going on with Ashlee is the earnestness issue. For all the disney/WB promotion, i think (and this is projection and NOTHING MORE) that the poor girl really WANTS to be credible, and probably deep down recognizes and hates the PR machine that brought her fame. but given the fact that shes lazy and not very smart (a simpson after all), she seems to have no idea on how to get herself out of her dilemma. Or then again, maybe not.
― JD from CDepot, Thursday, 10 November 2005 01:46 (eighteen years ago) link
xp
― xhuxk, Thursday, 10 November 2005 01:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Patrick (Patrick), Thursday, 10 November 2005 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link
But anyway, you guys do understand that there were *lots* of different radio stations, so you could switch to the one that was playing the *good* song, right? Well now you do.
― xhuxk, Thursday, 10 November 2005 02:01 (eighteen years ago) link
In the first season of her reality show, she was utterly adamant about not being "pop", got mad at one of her producers for giving her too much of a pop sound, but "not pop" to her probably means something like Offspring or The Used or something - not that you can be sure, seeing as how she's never seen talking about music other than her own. But I think that given her background it's not unreasonable to say that she probably can't conceive of any way of doing music outside that kind of showbiz world (dissatisfied as she probably is with certain aspects of it).
― Patrick (Patrick), Thursday, 10 November 2005 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Patrick (Patrick), Thursday, 10 November 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― JD from CDepot, Thursday, 10 November 2005 02:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― xhuxk, Thursday, 10 November 2005 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― xhuxk, Thursday, 10 November 2005 02:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― xhuxk, Thursday, 10 November 2005 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link
By the way, my Ashlee opinions are almost entirely based on her MUSIC. I have only seen her on TV a couple times. (I much preferred her first SNL appearance to her second one.)
― xhuxk, Thursday, 10 November 2005 02:51 (eighteen years ago) link