M.I.A. - KALA

I think MIA's next album should be called I Give Men Sand For Their Vaginas.

I sand & pepper their vaginas

Seriously surprised that no one suggested they'd like to "salt and pepper *her* mango" upthread. Sone of you guys must be slippin'.

I'd like to shoot "spit" in her "window"!

stop that.

;_;

I'd like to "bucky" her "done gone"

I have used that mango line in conversation when talking about this album. Also, there are a number of women who like m.i.a.!

Very few women seem to be determined to blame her for the fall of Western music, though.

Haha they are truly the wiser gender then.

Bird Flu sounds like Toni Basil

wheres the lex

he posts as "Alex in Baltimore" now

for real?

Ethan accusing other people of whining -> self-mythologizing on this thread: C/D?

haha the idea of anyone "self-mythologizing" on a 5-year-old message board is pretty CLASSIC

http://delivery.viewimages.com/xv/73423133.jpg

lol bigbeat is wack

i only like women who like M.I.A. ;l

Don't ever fix your lips like collagen
And say something when you gon' end up self-mythologi'in
Let me know if it's a problem then
Aight man, holla then

ill slowly fake-RIP the entire cast of homicide life on the streets
tru indeed god, tru indeed.

i'd execute the entire police force of that show with that mos def acting gay dude

ohhhh waaa
dum shella
education number 1 here we go
Banana
Baaa naaa naaa
say it again now
baaa naaa naaaa
say it again now
baaa naaa naaa
naaa naaa
baaa naa naa
[Banana Skit lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

say it again now
baa naa naa
say it again now
baa naa naa
say it again now
get your self an educationnnnnnn

i meant i like her as a lyricist

i mean, i like-like her as a lyricist, but I don't really respect her until she gets a better sense of aesthetic. She purports to want organic tracks, but she doesn't know what they sound like. She wanted them so bad she let timbaland rap. but she's not aaliyah. that's why i wouldn't fuck maya.

her flow borrows dancehall but doesn't contain interesting morphology. she's dead to me. it's like she's from new york. i bet all they listen to up there is maya and lil wayne. she needs more masculinity.

There's some stuff about MIA and ILM on Phil Freeman's blog.

(I'm bored too. I am having sinus problems, which preclude living.)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=190765113 rof ethan how do you spell china whyte :C

"And you couldn't venture online to ILM or Pitchfork or any other place where pasty, trainspotting elitists congregate without seeing five or ten simultaneous swirling discussions of the record's imminence."

Since he knows how to make records, I really wish he'd make one aboutthis inner conflict and shame. Something that sounds like Rites Of Spring.

and when i say beat that shit up, i mean i'm ridin' for domestic violence ;l

wau @ PDF
"Combine the two - brown-people music beloved of the educated white elite youth - and you understand why I bought Kala today, and why the purchase fills me with shame."

Combine the two - brown-people music beloved of the educated white elite youth - and you understand why I bought Kala today, and why the purchase fills me with shame.

Um no, not at all, Phil. How about you tell us a thing or two about what you actually thought of the record in question. Or would that be too much to ask?

Nonetheless, I sure did laff out loud at this:

I have a critical inferiority complex.

It doesn't surface very often. I swiped a copy of the last Wilco album off the Relix editor's desk, and listened to as much as I could stand before lapsing into a coma.

FIGHT THE REAL TERRORIST
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/cms/2004/other/wilco_tweedy_170.6055883.jpg

http://www.newstatesman.com/200708230029

oh the evil world music people.

"M.I.A. is one of the brightest and most innovative stars in music….and we got her on our show!" - Perez Hilton

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mia-and-perez.jpg

perez cunningly turning mia's iconography back on her with that cracking t-shirt there

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/114/miasonicshirt1cr7.jpg

lol wtffff

attack of the clones

parody right?

The only thing is, despite the trappings, Santogold sounds *exactly* like Tegan and Sara.

bump so i can find this later on tonight.

did you go to P@rklife?

'$20' sounds like tricky of all people, and apparently rips off a pixies track.

-- lex pretend, Friday, 18 May 2007

proof she's middle class.

good article in NME about her by mark beaumont this week.

"good article in NME..."

are you sure?

bun b is so great on 'paper planes'

'good article' 'nme' 'mark beaumont'

"her"