best "rock" (or whatever) couplet ever

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Yeeeah, straight from the top of my dome,
As I "rock, rock, rock, rock", rocka mik-a-phone

Deflatormouse, Saturday, 7 March 2020 19:17 (six years ago)

^^^ winner

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 March 2020 19:49 (six years ago)

his death won't even be still --
caroms over the landfill

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 20 March 2020 00:06 (six years ago)

Love the guy but tweedy is the last dude I’d expect to come across in this thread

calstars, Friday, 20 March 2020 02:36 (six years ago)

O as the heavens shudder baby
I belong to you

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:28 (six years ago)

The next four lines, too:

So is this what it's come to?
Am I cold or just a little bit warm?
Oh well
Give me an easy life and a peaceful death

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:29 (six years ago)

I don't know, but I've been told
Jimmy Page is just too damn old

Why, I would make a fantastic Nero! (PBKR), Saturday, 21 March 2020 02:25 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

Yo no soy marinero
Soy capitán

morrisp, Monday, 13 April 2020 01:17 (six years ago)

«You look like you've been losin' sleep"
Said a stranger on a train
I fixed him with an ice cold stare
And said "I've been havin' those dreams again…»

Mule, Monday, 13 April 2020 12:05 (six years ago)

Charlie, ferchrissakes, if you wanna know the truth of it
I don't have a husband, he don't play the trombone

Dr X O'Skeleton, Monday, 13 April 2020 18:05 (six years ago)

favorite actor dennehy, favorite drink o'doul's
bears hawks sox bulls

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:31 (six years ago)

No marigolds in the promised land
There's a hole in the ground where they used to grow

edgard varese-type beat (voodoo chili), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:04 (six years ago)

Saw Adam and Eve
without their leaves

Julius Caesar Memento Hoodie (bendy), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:30 (six years ago)

three months pass...

i'll never travel far
without a little Big Star

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 August 2020 00:02 (five years ago)

save my life, I'm going down for the last time
woman with the sweet lovin' better than a white line

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:08 (five years ago)

i found an island in your arms, a country in your eyes?
arms are chains. eyes are lies

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:56 (five years ago)

It's the nexus of the crisis
The origin of storms

Mule, Thursday, 13 August 2020 07:16 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Well, on the government website from the 21st March 2020
It said COVID-19 was no longer high risk

Scam Likely (morrisp), Saturday, 19 September 2020 02:45 (five years ago)

I live my life like a shot in the wind, if tomorrow don't come I know, I stole my share of fun for me
Cause I'm too fast, too rad, I'm going wasted when I go, the cost of freedom's never free

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 03:30 (five years ago)

one month passes...

The backstage of your life
Is filled with props and lines you should have sung
The backstage of your life
Is filled with echoes of the ones you love

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 30 October 2020 23:13 (five years ago)

I'm the type of guy who doesn't have a type at all
I'm not dressed for this climate someone take me to the mall

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Sunday, 1 November 2020 14:47 (five years ago)

if there's ever anyone else, i'll understand and kill him
and i'll overflow your every inlet, you will not cough and spit
you'll welcome me in
and i tell you with my tongue between your toes
if there's ever anyone else
don't let them do this

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 1 November 2020 14:56 (five years ago)

Oh, what an ordinary day
Take out the garbage, masturbate

✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 1 November 2020 17:00 (five years ago)

When I saw mushroom head
I was born and I was dead

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 2 November 2020 22:53 (five years ago)

two months pass...

So let us not talk about the past
The descending voices when we dare
To fall in each other's arms
There is nothing to say about history

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 16 January 2021 00:10 (five years ago)

A sparkled shiny diner
Is a home fir wayward maga
Aghhhh

calstars, Saturday, 16 January 2021 00:13 (five years ago)

three months pass...

She tried to hit me with a mop,
And I can't stand it anymore.

BrianB, Friday, 16 April 2021 12:37 (five years ago)

otm

It Is Dangerous to Meme Inside (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 April 2021 12:43 (five years ago)

look it up in the bookmobile
look it up in the gun rack

brimstead, Friday, 16 April 2021 20:45 (five years ago)

god's up in heaven or not there at all
and down on the ground ain't too far to fall

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Friday, 16 April 2021 23:33 (five years ago)

I’ll never know
I’ll never know

calstars, Saturday, 17 April 2021 00:42 (five years ago)

rock rock til you drop
rock rock never stop

P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:10 (five years ago)

you opened my mail apart at the seams
Now you know I live beyond my means

one time gaffled 'em up (one time), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:13 (five years ago)

Yes, my world's tumbling down, stone by stone to the ground
Please take out the garbage

one time gaffled 'em up (one time), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:35 (five years ago)

No more dragging this wormy anus ‘round on shag piles from Persia to Thrace
I've severed my reeking gonads, fed them to your shrunken face

Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Saturday, 17 April 2021 18:03 (five years ago)

two months pass...

I'll see you around
every hollow has its favorite sound

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:25 (four years ago)

Oohoohoohoohoohoohoohooh I’m a robot man
Oohoohoohoohoohoohoo I’m a loser

brimstead, Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:45 (four years ago)

sir kenneth clark
sir kenneth clark

bulb after bulb, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:04 (four years ago)

And the white man sold quaaludes to the monkeys
And they all died high up in the tree

xzanfar, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:21 (four years ago)

three months pass...

some hills are never seen
the universe is expanding

brimstead, Thursday, 7 October 2021 23:57 (four years ago)

seven months pass...

Or is it in his face? – Oh no, it's just his charm
In his warm embrace? – Oh no, that's just his arm

Bob Dylan's iconic Ray Ban sunglasses (morrisp), Thursday, 12 May 2022 22:09 (four years ago)

^Good one!

Don't Renege On (Our Dub) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 13 May 2022 00:50 (four years ago)

Try to imagine another planet
Another sun
Where I don't look like me
And everything I do matters

Hideous Lump, Friday, 13 May 2022 01:22 (four years ago)

And the white man sold quaaludes to the monkeys
And they all died high up in the trees

xzanfar, Friday, 13 May 2022 01:23 (four years ago)

the charm/arm couplet has always impressed me. i recently got a girl-group comp that has that on it and I'd been struck again by its brilliance just this week!

Doctor Casino, Friday, 13 May 2022 03:03 (four years ago)

Every thousand years
This metal sphere
Ten times the size of Jupiter
Floats just a few yards past the Earth
You climb on your roof
And take a swipe at it
With a single feather
Hit it once every thousand years
'Til you've worn it down
To the size of a pea
Yeah, I'd say that's a long time
But it's only half a blink
In the place you're gonna be

ArchCarrier, Friday, 13 May 2022 09:22 (four years ago)

The tenderest girl
I get lost in the trees
And I pass like the breeze
'Cause I'm nothing you've haven't done before

Mule, Friday, 13 May 2022 10:01 (four years ago)

one month passes...

If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal
If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel

Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Monday, 20 June 2022 02:28 (three years ago)

there's a thin line between what you do and what you should
every time i cross it i just feel insanely good

JoeStork, Monday, 20 June 2022 03:39 (three years ago)

Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss her
And then you get distracted by her older sister

Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Monday, 20 June 2022 04:30 (three years ago)


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