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― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:34 (six years ago)

otm

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:35 (six years ago)

nine months pass...

what day is it today Alfred?

― calzino, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 19:52 (five years ago)

you really love "posture" as a verb don'tcha?
you do plenty of it too
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, November 17, 2019 1:47 PM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink
You answered your own question!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, November 17, 2019 1:48 PM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

Aw, I miss Morbz.

― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:17 (five years ago)

what day is it today Alfred?

― calzino,

The day I mix a cocktail at 4:45 p.m. instead of 5:15!

― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:19 (five years ago)

excellent, i hope it's good one and add some ribena! Hb Alf!

― calzino, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:23 (five years ago)

Thanks!

― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:29 (five years ago)

Happy Birthday!

― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:33 (five years ago)

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"...happy birthday dear Soto..."

― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:47 (five years ago)

busted jake gyllenhal jpg^

― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:48 (five years ago)

Jake as Jeffrey Hunter.

― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:56 (five years ago)

I miss Morbs too :/

― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:56 (five years ago)

happy birthday!

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:57 (five years ago)

well, yeah

― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 22:25 (five years ago)

one year passes...

Happy birthday Alfred. Raising a Negroni in your honor tonight.

― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 18 November 2021 14:57 (four years ago)

Tonight?! Now, you scalawag.

Thanks, jon!

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 November 2021 14:59 (four years ago)

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― Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 November 2021 15:04 (four years ago)

Let me ask you a hypothermical question.

― Sterl of the Quarter (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 18 November 2021 15:27 (four years ago)

HB Alfred!

― hocus pocus, alakazam (PBKR), Thursday, 18 November 2021 16:22 (four years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/I0x2x5G.gif HAPPY https://i.imgur.com/I0x2x5G.gif BIRTHDAY !!!

― just staying (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 November 2021 16:37 (four years ago)

sorry about the spilled ice cube and hope your smoke alarm doesn't go off

― just staying (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 November 2021 16:37 (four years ago)

Happy birthday Prince Alfred!!

― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 18 November 2021 16:40 (four years ago)

happy birthday alfred!!!

― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 18 November 2021 16:42 (four years ago)

happy birthday so to
happy birthday so to
happy birthday your lordship

Etc

― popcornoscenti (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 18 November 2021 16:43 (four years ago)

Omigod those Negronis

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 November 2021 17:36 (four years ago)

Thanks, all! You've made the last few years endurable.

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 November 2021 17:36 (four years ago)

don't know you at all alfred, but definitely enjoy your presence here. hope it's a great day for you. i will drink an effervescent nonalcoholic beverage in your honor. cheers.

― the beginning of the end of discourse. (Austin), Thursday, 18 November 2021 18:28 (four years ago)

happy birthday, may the cocktails be adundant

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 November 2021 18:33 (four years ago)

don't know you at all alfred, but definitely enjoy your presence here. hope it's a great day for you. i will drink an effervescent nonalcoholic beverage in your honor. cheers.

― the beginning of the end of discourse. (Austin), v

More importantly: listen to an effervescent Everything But the Girl album from 1990. Thanks!

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 November 2021 18:57 (four years ago)

Happy Birthday Alfred - just one question, cocktail-related: a couple of years ago you were touting the aperitif Italicus, which comes in a beautiful aquamarine bottle; do you still use it on a regular basis, or are you over it? If the latter, have you discovered any other aperitifs since then?

― Josefa, Friday, 19 November 2021 00:54 (four years ago)

I do, yeah. Tonight. I use it in martinis and Negronis.

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2021 00:57 (four years ago)

and thanks!

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2021 00:59 (four years ago)

How much of it goes into a martini?

― Josefa, Friday, 19 November 2021 01:04 (four years ago)

Cheers and happy birthday to you good sir!

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 19 November 2021 01:07 (four years ago)

I moisten the glass at most, Josefa.

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2021 02:21 (four years ago)

You know that great, great Polish actor, Joseph Tura?

― Sterl of the Quarter (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 19 November 2021 02:21 (four years ago)

Happy birthday! I enjoy your writing/Twitter posts!

― BlackIronPrison, Friday, 19 November 2021 02:23 (four years ago)

Happy birthday Alfred!

― Lily Dale, Friday, 19 November 2021 03:51 (four years ago)

alfred, how many negronis today. let's hear it. i'm near the end of my bottle of wine, a pinot noir, which i drank in your honor. in your honor!

I, I'm a one way motorway
I'm the one that drives away, follows you back home
I, I'm a street light shining
I'm a white light blinding bright, burning off and on
Uh-huh

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these time and time again

I, I'm a new day rising
I'm a brand new sky to hang the stars upon tonight
But I, I'm a little divided
Do I stay or run away and leave it all behind?
Uh-huh

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these time and time again

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these time and time again
It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these time and time again

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these time and time again

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/foofighters/timeslikethese.html

― just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 November 2021 04:39 (four years ago)

i really love these lines, especially:

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again

― just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 November 2021 04:40 (four years ago)

happy muthafuckin birrrrrrrrrthday, Soto!

― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 November 2021 05:18 (four years ago)

alfred, how many negronis today. let's hear it.

A well-known negroni connoisseur put it like this:
“Confine your drinking to a recommended dosage of 2 of these maximum. Because around number 3, it’s where did my pants go and who the hell are you”

But since it's your birthday some kinda mayhem may be appropriate, idk. All the best, Alfred, to many more years of writing - cheers!

― willem, Friday, 19 November 2021 05:21 (four years ago)

happy bday Alfred

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 November 2021 05:35 (four years ago)

My top number of negronis is two.

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 19 November 2021 06:04 (four years ago)

Happy bday alfred!

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 19 November 2021 06:04 (four years ago)

I had one at my favorite Argentine restaurant -- on the house! These people never do those gestures.

I only have one Negroni. Two and I start ogling women.

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2021 10:27 (four years ago)

happy birfday!

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 November 2021 12:08 (four years ago)

Belated birthday wishes!

― o. nate, Saturday, 20 November 2021 01:14 (four years ago)

Besos for everyone!

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2021 01:35 (four years ago)

so you're a scorpio

― Dan S, Saturday, 20 November 2021 01:43 (four years ago)

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