The most buttrockin' song on Buddy Blue's list of the top 50 Butt Rock Anthems (search term: buttrock)

the guess who's "so long, bannatyne" is an underrated mid-tempo plod classic

late-period procol harum has some good stuff in that vein too, hell even as early as "whiskey train" they got that shit going on

I've heard "Hair of the Dog" a million times and "Love Hurts" ten million times, but I just played Hair of the Dog for the first time and that is a top-shelf hard rock album ... I feel dumb to have slept on these guys for so long

I didn't hear any butt rock on this album, for the same reasons early Aerosmith is not butt rock

Are you forgetting a-smith’s “sick as a dog”

So butt rock requires dogs?

That's how they say 'Hello'!

ALSO: How have we gotten this far without mentioning Butt Rock High Priest Sammy Hagar?

"It's got what it takes"

and the Black Crowes, which is clearly post-butt if butt at all

Shake Your Moneymaker (Butt)

"Sick as a Dog" is so damn good

imo it's not butt rock, for the same reasons no tracks on Sticky Fingers are butt rock

mama kin feels like it's got some butt in it

'bitch' has some oompa loompa in it

"Mama Kin" is closer to butt rock, but I don't think saxophones are allowed

see also "Bitch"

wouldn't say its the platonic buttrock ideal but "dirty white boy" should prob get an honorable mention for the title alone

Does The Cult fit in here?

damn. Electric does seem like it would. and that's what? like 87?

Electric is, like, meta butt rock.

Electric Butt

"Fire Woman" definitely qualifies

Fire Woman is pretty butt, but there's too much going on, imo. Post-butt for sure.

I feel like some Brian Johnson era AC/DC fits but not Bon Scott

Black Velvet
is a little butt rock
Black Velvet
kinda slow but so what

what would be considered "taint rock"

Nickelback, because, 'tain't rock.

I think early Melissa Etheridge or Hootie is like butt rock lite or something. Neither has the balls to be butt rock, but you know they wanna be butt.

Man, you want '80s butt rock? Lots Bryan Adams qualifies. Like, "Somebody?" That's pretty butt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqhELBUdYqM

Then again, maybe Adams represents that subtle transition from butt rock to, er, Mutt rock.

why are there several prime examples of hair metal in this buttrock poll? I know I am not the first one to point this out, but, GnR, Quiet Riot, and Twisted Sister ... hair and butt are related, but not the same. Also, Georgia Satellites and Metallica -- way too late.

when I think buttrock I think:

American Band
TCB
You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet
Bad to the Bone

and...

Slow Ride

i view buttrock as generating primarily feelings of fellowship, among the dudes and dude-adjacent ... it is the soundtrack to bros before hos for white men

sarahell otm

one rule of thumb I've applied is, could anyone possibly consider this song to be sexy? if the answer is yes, that song is not buttrock

music for slugging Miller Lites

I think I've heard the term "butt rock" twice irl and the people were referring to 80s hard rock/hair metal afaict (and one of those was from an ilxor). Outside ilx, I gather that online people use it to refer to post-grunge like Nickelback. It seems fairly simple to grasp what the compilers of this comp are going for. This thread's efforts to invent a subgenre based on purely affective properties seem fascinatingly quixotic.

quixotic rock is my favorite genre

I first heard the term "buttrock" in the 90s. it was in a response to a USEnet post where I was talking about Metallica, and this queefdick replied by saying Metallica sucked because he "hated cheesy buttrock".

i assume he was referring to the Black album (Load wasn't out yet), but idk

I'm fine with the exercise tbh. it's just an enjoyable thread goof. buttrock has never been clearly defined, and it's just a bit of fun, let's be cool

It's gotta be the right kind of super dumb, as in "butt stupid," which is different from regular stupid.

I think we can all agree that “Born in the USA” doesn’t belong anywhere near this list.

yeah, that is not butt of any shape or size

the album cover's got butt!

I don't think I've ever heard anyone talk about butt rock irl, just on ILM

it's a dumb genre and I think our collective efforts toward a poetics of butt rock have been suitably dumb

the mountain range that is Classic Rock has a lot of different peaks and valleys

the album cover's got butt!

― juntos pedemos (Euler), Sunday, February 9, 2020 11:10 AM bookmarkflaglink

a sexy one at that

Free- Alright Now

^discussed above (Ctl+F “all right now”)

Foghat Setlist
at Daryl's House Club, Pawling, NY, USA

Drivin' Wheel
Road Fever
Stone Blue
Chateau Laffite ’59
It Hurts Me Too
(Tampa Red cover)
Take Me to the River
(Al Green cover)
Eight Days on the Road
(Howard Tate cover)
Chevrolet
(Lonnie Young, Ed Young & Lonnie Young, Jr. cover)
Fool for the City
Home in My Hand
I Just Want to Make Love to You
(Willie Dixon cover)

Encore:
Maybellene
(Chuck Berry cover)
Play That Funky Music
(Wild Cherry cover)
Slow Ride

the album cover's got butt!

If that’s admissible evidence, then “Working for the Weekend” should also be listed!

dead butt if the story behind the cover is true

Working for the Weekend is more butt than Born in the USA imo

I would be satisfied if we could axiomatize the butt, or even just the butt order. i.e.

Axiom 1. if Slow Ride <_{butt} a, then a is butt

Axiom 2. For all a and b, either a <_{butt} b or b <_{butt} a

Born in the USA is butt -- it may be Pippa's Arse compared to the more proletarian asses of songs by Foghat, BTO, and Grand Funk Railroad -- but it is still of the posterior category

our collective efforts toward a poetics of butt rock have been suitably dumb

new board description

xp By what measure? If “butt” simply means “anthemic,” then butt means nothing at all!