The discussion at Wikipedia over the Crabcore page is a must read:
PRESERVE This is legit. People trying to shut down Crabcore is the same as when they were trying to shut down "Rock N Roll" back in the day.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
also i didn't make the gifs they're from here
― am0n, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
PRESERVE It really helped me with an essay, others may lose this tool if close-mindedness deletes!
― guammls (QE II), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Aleks posted this on June 8th, 2009 @ 5:51:49 pmOh my god my friend Eric just started doing the Zoidberg crab dance in response to what these guitarists are doing with that wide legged fucking whatever it is and it all clicked for me, in that this is exactly the method in which zoidberg tries to be cool.
― am0n, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Hmmm (at the grauniad):
#daveecool3's profile picture daveecool323 Jun 09, 8:15pm (57 minutes ago)Crabcore is a new meme created by the 4chan /b/tards and /mu/tants - nothing more. Like every meme they force, other morons slowly latch onto it. I grantee they are having an orgasm right now because some rather famous music blog has latched onto it and wrote an entry about it.tl;dr versionCrabcore is a forced joke by 'anonymous'.
23 Jun 09, 8:15pm (57 minutes ago)
Crabcore is a new meme created by the 4chan /b/tards and /mu/tants - nothing more. Like every meme they force, other morons slowly latch onto it. I grantee they are having an orgasm right now because some rather famous music blog has latched onto it and wrote an entry about it.
tl;dr versionCrabcore is a forced joke by 'anonymous'.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
crabcore is the future. no delete
― doom shit (circa1916), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
lollllll great job all
― unlucky son (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.last.fm/group/Crabcore+Is+My+Life
― goole, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link
as 4/chan memes go, crabcore's pretty good.
― us_odd_bunny_lady (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link
agreed. check the default pic on the attack attack last.fm:http://www.last.fm/music/Attack+Attack!
hah.
― original bgm, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
From that page:
(NOTE: This is the page for the Australian DJ group, but the name is very similar to two other groups. For the South Wales UK hardcore band, the correct tag is Attack! Attack!. For the Columbus, OH United States all-ages band, the correct tag is Attack Attack!)
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
hmm... bbcode strips out the exclamation point at the end of my url. lemme try again:http://www.last.fm/music/Attack+Attack!
― original bgm, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
argh. if anyone even cares anymore, copy+paste w/the exclamation point:
http://www.last.fm/music/Attack+Attack!
here we go:
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/30255409.jpg
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Lereth wrote:23 minutes agoIt would be cool to see band's reaction to this whole crabcore thing
It would be cool to see band's reaction to this whole crabcore thing
been thinking this myself, I have to say...
― original bgm, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
OMG THE SONG TITLES
Stick Stickly Bro, Ashley's HereParty FoulI kissed a girlThe People's ElbowInterludeCatfish SoupHot Grills and High TopsShred, White, and BlueKickin' Wing, Animal DoctorDr. Shavargo Pt. 3 Outro
― sleeve, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Well well:
http://www.myspace.com/attackattack
Have fun with the 'what I am doing' applets.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link
ATTACK ATTACK! (CALL US (614)360-1972)
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link
"The People's Elbow"
― original bgm, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link
"Catfish Soup" diversifying into other sea life there I see
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,810 for crabcore. (0.10 seconds)
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link
#1 result = myspace page of maryland hc scene, boy are those guys gonna be pissed#2 result = guardian article#3 result = wikipedia entry
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
This is the, even better, tracklist on Wiki:
1. "Hot Grills and High Tops" - 0:41 2. "Stick Stickly" - 3:22 3. "Bro, Ashley's Here" - 3:17 4. "Shred, White & Blue" - 2:35 5. "Party Foul" - 2:36 6. "What Happens If I Can't Check My MySpace When We Get There?" - 2:35 7. "Interlude" - 2:06 8. "The People's Elbow" - 2:37 9. "Kickin' Wing, Animal Doctor" - 2:28 10. "Dr. Shavargo Pt.3" - 3:42 11. "Catfish Soup" - 2:58 12. "Outro" - 1:24
― the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/22/l_cbc4139aefdadfb8df65ba9e43fcf46c.jpg
― original bgm, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
that they have a song called 'bro, ashley's here' makes me kind of want to hug them
― which button do I push to kick your ass? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
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― am0n, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
"can i speak to arch? last name cancerped"
― am0n, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
did ILM coin "crabcore?"
no
― am0n, Tuesday, June 23, 2009 1:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
did we determine who did then?
― psychgawsple, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
anonymous 4chan posts?
― psychgawsple, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
didn't someone on this thread claim tim & eric involvement?
Other moves available to crabcore players include:
* The "Richardson Richardson"* "Krinking"* The "Beaver Bounce"* The "Krunkle Kick"* The "Shrimp & White Wine"* The "Dirty Hamper"* The "Pestal Press"
at least 3 of these are from the tim and eric "beaver boys" sketch
― guammls (QE II), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I'd like to think they're singing about Stick Stickley and not Jesus
looolll
― I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link
actually, they ALL are. richardson richardson.
― some sick fuck with a bow and arrow killing roos and koalas (Eisbaer), Saturday, 27 June 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/28/squatshred.gif
― am0n, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
pony-ride stance
http://i40.tinypic.com/2yx4zvc.jpgmorelike
― Kerm, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shit i checked my myspace for the first time in a month+ and brokencyde were featured on the homepage!!
― which button do I push to kick your ass? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
they probably fall right down the middle of the demographic that still actively loves myspace
― mh, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX4culcdV3g&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideos%2Eantville%2Eorg%2Fstories%2F1914323%2F&feature=player_embedded
― makeitpop, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Here's my Attack Attack! preview for Willamette Week back on March 13 2009:
Escape the Fate, Black Tide, William Control, Attack Attack[JESUS GRIND] Attack Attack has been fucking with my mind since I stumbled across its muted rainbow-hued MySpace page late last year. First off, this is screamo that borders on grindcore (or at least metalcore) that transitions shamelessly into clean vocal choruses drenched in auto-tuned harmonies. Even stranger to these ears are the occasional house beats and vocodered Christian lyrics. Well, Hot Topic is digging the band, and online success story Escape the Fate is taking Attack Attack on the road. I guess it’s time for me to admit that kids born while I was in high school are onto something so new and perverse that I can’t truly comprehend it. NATHAN CARSON. 7 pm. Hawthorne Theatre, 3862 SE Hawthorne Blvd., 233-7100. $15. All ages.
― Nate Carson, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 06:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Crab Nate in record store
― ambience chaser (S-), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 06:28 (fourteen years ago) link
You can find a lot of overlooked rarities when crabbing around in the record store.
― Nate Carson, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 06:40 (fourteen years ago) link
crab store record nate core christ grind zoid
― i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 06:46 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LRKw_eLSko
― Jamie_ATP, Monday, 13 July 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Haha why did I know this was going be the post to revive the thread.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 July 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link
What's with all the sternum-tattooing these guys get?
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 13 July 2009 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link
I love this shit. More crabcore please. kthxbye
― Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 13 July 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
so is crabcore strictly Christian? maybe the crabwalk helps relieve the constant blue-balls caused by signing the Abstinence Pledge
― Not No Cow (Fuckatimest), Monday, 13 July 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
what the fuck is this shit
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Monday, 13 July 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Boggles the mind.
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 13 July 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm not the world's biggest metal fan by any stretch of the imagination so I'm not really on some "ruining the purity of the genre" bullshit or anything like that but... wtf is this. Who thought this would be a good idea and can we beat them with the guitars they molested to record this abomination?
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Monday, 13 July 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link