Johnny Paycheck-"The Lovin' Machine" gets some "Terraplane Blues"-level entendres going on.
The minute that I saw her
I knew I just had to have her
So I asked her if I could take her for a spin'When I heard her engine purrin'
And I saw her tail-light blinkin'
I knew I'd never be the same again
So I drove her 'round the corner
Up the street and down the highway
Showin' off to everybody that I seen
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She's a streamlined, sleek lookin'
Smooth runnin', fast movin'
Breathtakin' lovin' machine
She's equipped with dual headlights
Padded dash and positive traction
Instant heatin', and a six-way swivel seat!
Yeah, no wonder then that all the connoisseurs
Of fine machinery
Whistle at me when I drive her down the street
She's got two of the biggest
And the prettiest and the roundest
Softest bluest eyes you've ever seen
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She's a streamlined, sleek lookin'
Smooth runnin', fast movin'
Breathtakin' lovin' machine
If I leave her for a minute
All the hot-rods gather round' her
They just can't believe that such a thing is real
Oh they've never seen a cha**is
Quite as slick or half as cla**y
They'd give anything to get behind the wheel
So I keep my little lover
Locked up tight and under cover
Give no one a chance to yell "mechanics lien"
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She's a streamlined, sleek lookin'
Smooth runnin', fast movin'
Breathtakin' lovin' machine
She ain't too fast in a takeoff
But she's a winner in the long run
And she's swell on heels when she accelerates
If she shimmies just a little
At high speed; well who's complainin'?
Fact of the matter is, I think it's kinda' great!
With the proper restoration
Safety check, and a set of gla**es
Soon I'll take her anywhere I choose to be
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She's a streamlined, sleek lookin'
Smooth runnin', fast movin'
Breathtakin' lovin' machine