Earworm mashups: the thread for having multiple songs stuck in your head

They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're altogether ooky
The Addams Family
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.

High flying, adored
What happens now? Where do you go from here?

Guess I'm onnnnnnnn my wayyyyyyyy

I've just realised I always have this in my head:

The moon is right
The spirit's up
Jesus and his lawyer
Are coming back
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

oh wow!!!

I haven't knowingly listened to Eels in at least 10 years so God knows where that came from

Life is hard
And so am I
Who can explain it?
Who can tell you why?

I'm singing 'Novocaine' to the tune of 'Wonderful Christmastime' and it almost works if you swap out a few words?

Life is HARD!
And so am I!
You better GIVE...
So I don't DIE

No-vo-cai-ne
Novocaine for the soul

etc

before I eat my sprouts

Guess who's living here with the great undead
This paint by numbers life is fucking with my head
DING DONG DING DONG DING
ooooo----ooooh!

this whole thing is great

"Flashdance" and "Chantilly Lace":

What a feeling!
Being's believin'!
Make you feel real loose
Like a long-necked goose, for life

HHahahah

I knew this idiot in high school that though Champagne Supernova and Wonderwall were the same song.

He kept singing

I saw you walking down the hall
Faster than a cannonball
You're my Wonderwall

Sorry for mentioning Oasis, that was unacceptable

I think I do this one both ways:

D-d-d-danger watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
So glad we've almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Everybody wants to rule the world

And

There's a room where the light won't find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do, I'll be right behind you
What to do, just grab onto some
DuckTales!

tears for fears covering ducktales theme would be something special

so anytime the Wolverhampton Wanderers win, a cartoon theme would play?

Hmm.

"Turn around / Stick it out / Even white boys got to shout / I've seen it all / Go[in'] down / The game of love was all rained out" sung to the pre-chorus of "Stayin' Alive" hasn't failed to enter my head 2-3 times a year since probably 1992.

haha fuck, that works

I'm lyin' alone
With my head on the phone
Thinkin of you til it hurts

Let me see you get low
Drop that ass to the flo'
Drop that ass, yea, shake it fast

To the tune of “Tom’s Diner”:

I was searchin’ for my mainline
Said I couldn’t hit it sideways
And it’s Rosie and Miss Rayon
Busy waitin’ for her booster
Just got back from Carolina
Said he didn’t like the weather
Said she’s bound to meet her sailor
Wants know way to earn a dollar
Yeah but Cecil’s got his new piece
And he aims it at the sailor
Don’t you know you shouldn’t do that
Don’t you know you’ll stain the carpet
But I haven’t got the time-time
Busy suckin’ on a ding-dong
And oh could it be the police
Come to take me for a ride-ride
And it’s just like Sister Ray said....

Arabian knights
You kids are so strange

(xp that's really good)

This really doesn't hold a candle to what others have posted but:

Old McDonald had a farm,
Heeeeey Macarena!

Sumer is icumen in
Lhude sing cuccu
Cuckoo, cuckoo, who's got the cuckoo?

Seasons change and our love went cold
Feed the flame 'cause we can't let go
Run away, but we're running in circles
Run away, run away
I dare you to be somebody
But you ain't nobody
You ain't got no body
You're just a head
You’re just a pothead

Immigrant Song / Where it's At upthread one of the great things.

jump up, kick back, whip around and spin,
i want to stay forever,
closer each day,
home and away

Hey, you
Get off my cloud
You don't know me
And you don't know my style
It always brings me back when I hear, "ooh, child!"
From The Hudson River out to the Nile
I run the marathon to the very last mile
Well, if you battle me I feel reviled

Old McDonald had a farm,
Heeeeey Macarena!

― Deflatormouse, Monday, February 10, 2020 12:26 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

I love this

I Will by The Beatles always goes like this to me:

Who know how much I love you?
Who knows how much I care?
When you put your arms around me
I get a fever that's too hard to bear.
Love you forever and forever...

mama's little baby loves shortnin, shortnin
mama's little baby loves
MYYY SHARONA

Sumer is icumen in
Lhude sing cuccu
Cuckoo, cuckoo, who's got the cuckoo?

― you know my name, look up the number of the beast (rushomancy), Sunday, February 9, 2020 10:06 PM (two months ago)

Is this love, is this love, is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm high on believin'
That you're in love with me

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, October 8, 2013 10:06 AM (six years ago)

Moon river, wider than a mile
I'm crossing you in style some day
And though it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you

Chantilly lace and a pretty face
And a pony tail a hangin' down
That wiggle in the walk
And giggle in the talk
Makes the world go round
There ain't nothin' in the world
Like a big eyed girl
That makes me act so funny
Make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose like a long necked goose
Like a girl, oh baby
You're driving me crazy
Come on, little honey
Come on now
Fire
Smoke, she is a rising fire, yeah
Smoke on the horizon, well

german nursery rhyme: "hänschen klein"
kula shaker: "govinda"
plus possibly something by the residents

for the last hour i have had a mash-up of bob dylan's "ballad of a thin man" and doja cat's "moooo!" running through my head

it is fucking terrible

Oh, baby
Well there's a light in your eye that keeps shining
Like a star that can't wait for night
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of October skies

Cath Carroll
Bam a lam, woah-oh
Cath Carroll
Bam a lam....

aux champs-elysées
oh! champs-elysées
my love will turn you on

oh wow

thumbs up

Hey little sister, what have you done
Hey little sister, who's the only
Pick up a flat rock, skip it across Green River
Well...

every time Ted Leo's "The Lost Brigade" comes up on shuffle I inevitably sing the verses of "The Flesh Failures" from Hair overtop

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When I called last night,
I was not high
No I had not been drinking
When I saw a sight
I can't deny
I'm the king of wishful thinking

Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and then all his little brothers;

And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram

Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab had Naasson; Naasson begat Salmon; Salmon begat Booz of Rachab;

Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; And Jesse begat David the king; and oh it was a blessing

King David begat Solomon with the widow of Urias

They were all in love with dyin' and they were doin it in silence

And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia;

And Asa begat Josaphat; whose son Joram had Ozias;

They were all in love with dying they were drinkin' from a fountain

That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes

The images it shows

I can taste you on my lips

And smell you in my clothes

Cinnamon and sugary

And softly spoken lies

You never know just how you look

Through other people's eyes

hahahahahaha

sonic youth "inhuman" and...

"i need u like a shoelace needs a shoe,
like a clock needs a tic toc tic,
like a hiccup needs a hic"

from fun bbc kids' spelling show "alphablocks"

also nomeansno "bodybag"
and helge schneider's "Wurstfachverkäuferin"
somehow kinda apt