Sorry to swear on social media but... Fuck you, Joe!!
― brimstead, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 00:08 (six years ago)
Joe Bonamassa has such strong boomer energy he already looks like he's in his 60s.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 03:37 (six years ago)
He's not????
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 04:08 (six years ago)
42 years soulful
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 04:22 (six years ago)
jesus! he is younger than me...
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 04:52 (six years ago)
beautiful joygoat
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 05:54 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGbDYUoDn4Y
― Irae Louvin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:51 (six years ago)
https://www.guitarworld.com/amp/artists/joe-bonamassa-its-easy-to-play-marginally-good-blues-its-very-difficult-to-play-great-blues
Also:
So we’re looking forward to getting into the raunchy weather and, you know, putting our ‘wellies’ on and cranking one out properly.”
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 December 2019 03:12 (six years ago)
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― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 12:56 (five years ago)
https://bluesrockreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/jbportland-e1544037446757.jpghttps://www.vintageguitar.com/wp-content/uploads/3153/00-bonamassa.jpghttp://www.nationalrockreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/rsz_joe_bonamassa_by_john_hayhurst_9a-e1556610298403.jpg
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:01 (five years ago)
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― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:05 (five years ago)
thanks bg he's the hero we need right now
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:06 (five years ago)
if anything can heal your fractured nation it's the respectful blues stylings of jonas k. bonamassa
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:08 (five years ago)
feeling this
― timber euros (seandalai), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:26 (five years ago)
His playing gives his fans a massive bona
― Kabob Dylan (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:29 (five years ago)
Mr Trump is full of shit when he comes to our state and says there is no drought. I'm not a democrat either. pic.twitter.com/usuJIU6pFS— Joe Bonamassa (Official) (@JBONAMASSA) May 29, 2016
― na (NA), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:31 (five years ago)
when I see him in those suits I know he's gonna give it "the business", you know?
― assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:52 (five years ago)
xp dril or Joe Bonamassa???
― Neil S, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:57 (five years ago)
I can no longer see anyone holding a double neck guitar without immediately hearing this in my headhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n1l-_UiWbs
― joygoat, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 14:49 (five years ago)
haha that tweet is amazing
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 14:51 (five years ago)
I like Joe Bonamassa as a concept I won't lie
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 9 November 2020 19:04 (five years ago)
his suits are so terrible lol
― brimstead, Monday, 9 November 2020 20:05 (five years ago)
I conducted a Bonamassa vs Rory Gallagher guitar solo test a while ago, and Rory won.
― four seasons total landscaping is the name of my dog (Matt #2), Monday, 9 November 2020 20:41 (five years ago)
Every time I go into a Barnes & Noble they always have like 23 different albums by this guy in the CD area, basically 2/3rds of the entire 'B' section.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 November 2020 20:46 (five years ago)
23 is pretty impressive, considering he only sells 12 different blankets on his website:
https://shop.jbonamassa.com/collections/collectible-blankets
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:22 (five years ago)
pls someone else start the OFFICIAL ILX JOE BONAMASSA BLANKET POLL i’m still recovering from putting together my last posts itt
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:33 (five years ago)
rory is one of the only white blooz dudes that i can listen to
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:33 (five years ago)
Well that's Xmas sorted out, can't wait to snuggle up with my special lady beneath a 2014 Collectible Bonamassa Guitarology Blanket.
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0533/5597/products/2014-Collectible-Bonamassa-Guitarology-Blanket.jpg
― four seasons total landscaping is the name of my dog (Matt #2), Monday, 9 November 2020 22:33 (five years ago)
every picture i've seen of this dude has him playing a les paul which feels wrong because he's a blue quilted maple PRS with bird inlays and gold hardware in human form
― joygoat, Monday, 9 November 2020 22:34 (five years ago)
yeah tbh he has pretty good taste in guitars usually just really nice, expensive vintage classic models i don't think i've seen him play anything dorky
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 22:42 (five years ago)
I’ve always loved the look of those sunburst Les Paul’s since I was a kid
― brimstead, Monday, 9 November 2020 22:53 (five years ago)
Whenever I see this dude's name, I imagine his fanbase featuring v v v heavy overlap with this meme:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EEeXxjTXoAASsNv.jpg
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 November 2020 23:07 (five years ago)
eh I dunno he's pretty guitar geek
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 23:18 (five years ago)
Yeah, maybe that's not exactly fair, not having heard him at all. I guess I got more Blues Hammer vibe than Satriani vibes off the guy.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 November 2020 23:24 (five years ago)
yah more just boring dad vibes. silver haired guy with the aviators seems about right.
― Spottie, Monday, 9 November 2020 23:45 (five years ago)
Would love to see this guy suddenly start playing nothing but those weird guitars Lou Reed always seemed to be playing in the 80s
That, or a Steinberger
― Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 00:00 (five years ago)
I want to see this guy in full page adverts for Ovation Breadwinners, talking in depth about their special tone etc
― Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 00:01 (five years ago)
STOP REPLYING AND MAKING THIS THE TOP THREAD ON ILM!!!
fuck, i'm part of the problem.
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 00:01 (five years ago)
Just got this huge banner ad opening up Billboard.com.
https://imgur.com/a/M6VTlQj
― peace, man, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 15:52 (five years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/2nmXsWk.png
― peace, man, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 15:53 (five years ago)
well now i know what i want for xmas
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 15:55 (five years ago)
wait it's a documentary?
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 16:14 (five years ago)
Kick back and experience the incredible journey of legendary guitarist, @JBONAMASSA. Buy or rent #GuitarManMovie on Digital now https://t.co/ENGq5M8fzP pic.twitter.com/Y1bzikx7l0— Paramount Movies (@ParamountMovies) December 9, 2020
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 16:18 (five years ago)
Dresses like a day trader, sings about "living in a dustbowl"
― Change Display Name: (stevie), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 17:06 (five years ago)
Hmmm, what title should we give to this movie about a man who plays guitar?
― chap, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 17:14 (five years ago)
Guitarzan is gonna be pissed off
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 17:16 (five years ago)
“legendary”
(Even if he wasn’t a running joke - legendary?)
― Master of Treacle, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 17:16 (five years ago)
I'm Not A Guitar Man; I'm A Guitar, Man.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 17:17 (five years ago)
Joe Bonamassa is a professional blues guitar collector, who is recognised as one of the world’s foremost authorities on blues guitar collecting
― Master of Treacle, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 19:17 (five years ago)
"guitar man" is the funniest title
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 19:19 (five years ago)