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All I see are a couple of live albums

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 28 October 2019 12:54 (six years ago)

Yeah, in the US there are four Germs records on Spotify:

Media Blitz (compilation, mostly live)
I F*#ed Your Mom - Live '78/'79
Cat's Clause (Live)
Live at the Starwood Dec. 3, 1980

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 28 October 2019 12:58 (six years ago)

This is disturbing news

dracula et son fils (morrisp), Monday, 28 October 2019 15:03 (six years ago)

Looks like everything is out of print again. The cheapest MIA CD available on Amazon appears to be $42.61 and one offer for GI on CD for $99.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 28 October 2019 15:20 (six years ago)

this is a hilarious statement

People have more or less collectively agreed that rendering women as pure sex objects in music doesn’t need to happen so much anymore.

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 October 2019 19:52 (six years ago)

you didn't get the memo?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 28 October 2019 19:57 (six years ago)

there was a meeting

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 28 October 2019 20:27 (six years ago)

finally, some good news

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Monday, 28 October 2019 20:28 (six years ago)

pour a little out for rap music

Paul Ponzi, Monday, 28 October 2019 21:46 (six years ago)

just how bad does a kanye album have to be to get properly panned

ufo, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 05:26 (six years ago)

He collaborates with Greta Van Fleet?

MarkoP, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 05:41 (six years ago)

That review reads more like a 5.2, or even a 4.2, than a 7.2. I wonder if the reviewer's verdict was nobbled by higher-ups?

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 11:53 (six years ago)

actually, missed the bit where she praises the production job. But it's still never a 7.2 review in a million years.

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 11:53 (six years ago)

Lol these fucking clowns

imago, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 12:13 (six years ago)

Christianity is the unwavering focus of Kanye’s gospel album, a richly produced but largely flawed record about one man’s love of the Lord (and himself).

A 7.2 should be impossible with a lede like that.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 12:37 (six years ago)

i tell you the truth, it is hard for a richly produced album to enter best new music.

j., Tuesday, 29 October 2019 12:39 (six years ago)

it's called "much more focused" than "ye", which I see got 7.1. Continuity!

maffew12, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 12:40 (six years ago)

The review of ye is pretty funny. It's extremely harsh, but still ends up at 7,1...

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 13:32 (six years ago)

Going by their non-stop flow of headlines about his ever move, Kanye probably generates a good 40% of their traffic to they aren't going to nip that brand.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 13:56 (six years ago)

yeah didn't you guys see the user poll

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 14:50 (six years ago)

don't bite the hand

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 14:50 (six years ago)

were people writing like that about neal sedaka or frankie valli?

Greil Marcus' intro to the reprint of The Aesthetics of Rock talked about how the book was heretical (to whom, I don't know) because it considered Tommy James and the Shondells on the same level that it considered the Beatles or whoever.

― timellison, Wednesday, October 16, 2019 5:32 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

i: to readers of and co-writers at crawdaddy, where the first excerpts of AoR ran. cf its editor paul williams on nearly anything but especially dylan
ii: to ppl who felt an "aesthetics of rock" wd be not dissimilar in social import and therefore fileable alongside to an "aesthetics of jazz" or an "aesthetics of moderrnist art" -- viz the kinds of ppl meltzer hung with in 1966-67 and wanted to ruffle a bit, inc.i imagine some of his chums fluxus-side (were his argument was that rock-and-pop were doing to a LOT of very unprepared people what happenings wd only ever do to a tiny number of fairly prepared* ppl)**

*(samuel r delany is probably the only person who walked into an actual real happening unprepared and wrote down its full sensually deranging effect on him: cf the chapter early on in triton)
**in later years i think an embittered meltzer has retreated a lot from his early super-enthusiastic claims, which is a pity really, bcz run alongside e.g. ian macdonald's not-dissimilar but far more negative worries abt the effects on random cageian stimulation on a generation (viz "revolution number nine"), i think an interesting claim was being made abt purposeless play and mass media

mark s, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 17:23 (six years ago)

ok the "to" in "alongside to an" s/b between "import" and "and"

mark s, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 17:26 (six years ago)

I assume you also meant "effects OF random cageian simulation"

cuz I was having trouble parsing that tbh

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 17:27 (six years ago)

lol i did yes sorry

mark s, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 17:58 (six years ago)

LOLing at "Christianity is the unwavering focus of Kanye’s gospel album"

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 18:13 (six years ago)

appears to have misspelled "publicity" there

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 18:16 (six years ago)

As though KW has an "unwavering focus" on anything besides the nearest mirror.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 18:16 (six years ago)

ahhaha 7.2 such a cop out

even RYM hates this album

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 18:19 (six years ago)

I respect the challop tbh, the resistance to the critical meme as a maneuver. Wish they’d done it on chance’s Album instead but what ya gonna do

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 20:06 (six years ago)

I need to scour eBay for a copy of The Aesthetics of Rock now.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 21:48 (six years ago)

xpost if that was the intention they probably should have found a reviewer who likes the album?

Tim F, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 21:55 (six years ago)

Idk didn’t read it lol

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 04:17 (six years ago)

Idk didn’t read it lol

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 04:17 (six years ago)

pvmic

breastcrawl, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 10:31 (six years ago)

The relentless bombardment of ads on Pfork is starting to piss me off in a big way.

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Friday, 1 November 2019 08:12 (six years ago)

Erm . . . I do. Pitchfork's ads aren't affected by it.

The current one is a huge banner for their ongoing Paris festival which takes up the whole of the screen, pushing whatever review I clicked on down to the bottom of the page.

Another one is their ad for their Sunday Review, which comes up on the screen 10 seconds after you have clicked onto a new page, every single time, no matter what.

It's fucking infuriating.

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Friday, 1 November 2019 12:41 (six years ago)

Yeah, I got that Paris banner too. Just add pitchfork.com##.livestream-crown to the filter list of your adblocker and you'll never see the damn thing again.

In Ublock Origin I don't get the Sunday Review ad (or any other ads on Pitchfork), so you might need to update your filter lists and/or extension.

ArchCarrier, Friday, 1 November 2019 13:40 (six years ago)

I'll give that a go, thanks.

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Friday, 1 November 2019 14:28 (six years ago)

you just know that livestream is on every page so they can say it was watched by however many people

wasdnuos (abanana), Saturday, 2 November 2019 01:34 (six years ago)

if they've always been so woke, they should have reviewed it already. absolute bullshit.

(by the way, i bought that album on vinyl on its release date and have been living in constant disappointment ever since. such an overrated, sunstance-free pile of trash.)

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 4 November 2019 22:08 (six years ago)

they were decidedly not woke in 2000 when that album came out

kanye kendrick frank kendrick frank kanye (voodoo chili), Monday, 4 November 2019 22:18 (six years ago)

and they definitely are now, going by dead prez let's get free standards.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 4 November 2019 22:24 (six years ago)

and all it took was getting purchased by Conde Nast

Οὖτις, Monday, 4 November 2019 22:25 (six years ago)

anybody remember the stupid fake censoring of the dead prez album cover?

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 4 November 2019 22:31 (six years ago)

Dead Prez is fun!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 4 November 2019 22:36 (six years ago)

i've listened to a lot of their music. even enjoyed some of it, perhaps surprisingly. i've had a lot of thoughts and feelings about it over the years.

but never, ever, not even once, has the adjective "fun" ever crossed my mind in all of that.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 4 November 2019 22:57 (six years ago)

I went to school with some redneck crackers
around the time Third Bass dropped the Cactus Album

shit goes!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 4 November 2019 23:04 (six years ago)

C'mon, "Mind Sex" is a fun song, admit it, Austin.

enochroot, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 18:25 (six years ago)


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